| New Unix Man Pages |
Unix chdir program |
Assembly Language Commands |
| 100 Things said by Sysadmin |
Diary of an AOL Luser |
The History of DOS |
| NULL-The Ultimate Computer Language |
Hippocratic Oath of Software Engineers |
Windows95 vs. Jesus Christ |
| Win95 Upgrade Source Code |
True History of the Net |
Top 50 Geek Slogans |
| Win95 Source Code Revealed |
Unix who(1)'s on what(1)? |
Unix was a Program Gone Bad |
| You're from Silicon Valley If... |
Top 10 Features of Windows97 |
THE List of Bill Gates Quotes |
| Riki Lake Interviews Bill Gates |
Program Development Terminology |
The Problem with HAL |
| New Option for IBM-compat. PC |
New Computer Languages |
Microsoft Releases Joe-Bob Software |
| The Laws of Programming |
The Last Holdout on Win95 |
Idiot's Guide to Windows95 |
| Lunch, the HP Way |
Guide to Perverse Computing |
God as a Programmer |
| Dr Seuss the Technical writer |
A Day in the Life of a SysAdmin |
Complete List of Win95 Error Messages |
| You Might be an AOL Addict If... |
Bill Gates' Favorite Anti-Unix Jokes |
Microsoft HQ Moves to S. Georgia |
| Hacker Tarot Cards |
MRML-Mind Reading Markup Language |
Politically Correct UNIX |
| Problem Report Form |
SysAdmin Support Fees |
ten cmmdts |
| Top 10 Ways Internet Could Get Worse |
Unix Command Fun |
Unix Shell Humor |
| C Language Pranks |
Computer Knowledge |
Computer Terms |
| Data Processing Definitions |
Fast Food the Unix Way |
Hacker Syndrome Paper |
| Human DNA |
I'm A Luser |
Know Your Unix SysAdmin |
| Mouse Balls |
Network Admin. Job Description |
Nine Types of Users |
| Real computer Scientists |
Real Software Engineers |
Shoot Foot |
| Become a Unix wizard |
Support Phone Call |
SysAdmin Interview Questions |
| Tao of Programming |
Tehno Dweeb Test |
The Walkman Story |
| The Apocrypha |
Unix Admin. Horror Stories |
Unix & C Are jokes |
| Unix SysAdmin Job Notice |
Computer Horror Stories and Folklore |
"Taking Old Iron Home" Stories |
| UNIX License Plate |
The Unix Hierarchy |
The C Hierarchy |
| Alt.Sysadmin.recovery |
BOFH - The Bastard Operator From Hell |
More Funny Unix Commands |
| NEW Issues of BOFH |
Operating Systems That Suck |
Microsoft Buys America! |
| Evolution of Programmer, from H.S. to CEO |
12 Step recovery from Windows95 |
New Win95 Error List |
| Win95 Undocumented Errors |
O/S Chicken Crossing Road |
man page candom |
| Sysadmin "Favorite Things" Song |
Telnet Coffee Machine |
Top 10 computer/compiler list |
| Various Microsoft Jokes |
Where Is Your Sysadmin |
Just Say No to Bill Gates gif |
| Shaq Buys Bill Gates |
How to Program in C |
THE CREATION |
| Typical Cybersex |
The Daemon Story |
Drug Dealers vs. Software Developers |
| Unix Customer Hotline |
How to Handle Junk Email |
Funny Compiler Messages |
| Assembly Language Opcodes |
Complete Dan Quayle Quote Archive |
Cyber Bill Gates .jpg |
| Bill Gates Exploding Head .gif |
Bill Gates/Satan Morph .gif |
Bill Gates Screwed .gif |
| The Crack Babies Cartoon |
God logs in and creates |
PC UNIX System VI Release |
| Bad Billy C |
Hacking Bill Gates Boiler |
How to Unsubscribe |
| MailingLists |
McDonnell Douglas Warranty Card |
Preferred Language |
| Silicon Valley HillBilly |
Sysadmin Remembers Past |
Top 10 Crypto Signs |
| Top 10 MS Gripes |
C++ Interview |
h4x0r bRuTh3rZ Archive |
| Comp Geeks Are Sex Symbols of 90s |
Dear Abby - Microsoft |
Final Exams |
| Haiku Error Messages |
The ABC's of UNIX |
The Sysadmin Price List |
| The Bastard Operator From Hell - WWW Edition |
The BOFH Style Excuse Server |
man hack - the man page for "hack" |
| Windows 95 on the C64? |
Bill Gates eats Cream Pie |
Bill Gates eats Cream Pie - another view |
| M$ Nuke Test |
The Debugging Purity Test |
Web Founder Receives Award |
| IBM Buys Apache |
Microsoft Buys Linux for $18 Billion |
FBI Tries To Monitor Entire Internet |
| Flamers School |
The Flamers Bible |
Song: The Day UNIX Died |
| Contemporary Unix Products |
7th Level animation on all software |
The Great War: Linux -vs- Minix |
| UN*X History, By Alan Filipski |
The Great Debate: Linux Is Obsolete! |
Open Source Beer |
| Nerdzilla Browser Project |
Flame-a-Thon Site Launched |
Microsoft Simulator 1.0 |
| Penguin Escaped from Zoo |
Bogus Windows NT CD-ROMs |
Linux-Mobile vs. Microsoft WinCar |
| 'Linux Virgins' Site Launched |
Linux-Based TI-99 Calculator |
Linux Rally Held |
| Red Hat Unveils Ad Campaign |
Missouri Town Changes Name to 'Linux' |
Jargon File to be Updated |
| Top Ten Ways to Pronounce 'Linux' |
'Slashdot Effect' |
Get Fired for Choosing M$ |
| Mad Programmer Commits Suicide |
New Linux Distro: Red Neck Linux |
Microsoft to Port Solitaire to Linux? |
| Mush: Microsoft User SHell for Linux |
Computers, Heaven & Hell |
IBM Buys Epsicopal Church |
| 12 Days of MS Christmas '95 |
Top 10 Baby Gates & Bill Gates Similarities |
Heaven.com Gets Hacked! |
| The Computing and Internet Inferno |
struct ComputerContractor |
You know you've been hacking too long when... |
| The Complete UNIX Hater's Handbook |
Keeping a low profile on UNIX systems |
Hacker Horror Stories #1 |
| Hacker Horror Stories #2 |
Decoding Windows Errors |
Attrition Quotes Archive |
| Computer Humor Picture Gallery |
r00t advisory: su(1) |
r00t advisory: Sunny Day Virus |
| r00t advisory: Aunt Jemima Syrup |
r00t advisory: Mitsubishi Eclipse |
Eagle Talon y2k Bug |
| r00t advisory: OSI Layer 1 |
r00t advisory: John Madden 97 |
r00t advisory: LitterMaid Race Condition |
| CERT Advisory: ID4 Virus - Alien/OS |
The /dev/null Mystery |
Scientist Warns of 'Black Hole Problem' |
| "Toilet Vortex" Produces Red Hat 10.0 |
You'll Never Fart Again |
Too Stupid To Own A Computer |
| 50 Things To Do In The Computer Lab |
Top 10 Signs You Spend Too Much Time Online |
Recycled Suggestions for MSNBC shows |
| Analogies You Won't Find in Great Literature |
I Like Monkeys |
How to Freak Out Your Roommate |
| Deep Thoughts, By Jack Handey |
Top 15 Chinese Translations of English Movie Titles |
Top 15 Bad Things About Having Your Life Broadcast on the Internet |
| Top 15 Porn Goddess Pet Peeves |
Top 9 Ways to Prepare for the Millennium Bug |
More Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey |
| Old, but Great Linux Quotes |
Sysadmin Purity Test, V0.2 |
Netmaster 10baseT is in the house |
| You know you've been hacking too long when... (new version) |
CERT Discovers Trojan Horses 3,500 years too late |
Descent into Microsoft (Part 1) |
| Descent into Microsoft (Part 2) |
Why Win95 is Better than Linux |
Microsoft Simple Unified C++ Kit (SUCK)s |
| How To Get Babes - A Guide for Geeks |
Security Alert: Bug found in GNU acronym |
Descent into Microsoft (Part 3) |
| A d4y in 7h3 l1f3 0f 4 Hax0R... |
The compl3t3 gUid3 t0 Hax0rIng!@ |
tH3 hax0r j4rg0n f1l3 |
| You might be a leeto hax0r if... |
Slashdot Effect Prevention Kit |
Choose to sysadmin, Choose to sysadmin |
| Doonesbury Gets Hacked, Part 1 |
Doonesbury Gets Hacked, Part 2 |
Doonesbury Gets Hacked, Part 3 |
| Doonesbury Gets Hacked, Part 4 |
Doonesbury Haxored, Part 2 |
Doonesbury Haxored, Part 3 |
| Descent into Microsoft (Part 4) |
Doonesbury Gets Hacked, Part 5 |
Doonesbury Haxored, Part 4 |
| IDS Terminology |
Doonesbury Haxored, Part 5 |
NATO authorizes airstrikes on hackers |
| script-kiddy-HOWTO |
Berkeley California song |
Linux Advocates Turn Violent, Riot In Seattle |
| Dilbert's Mom Uses Linux |
Dilbert's Mom Uses Linux, Part 2 |
Attack of the Tuxissa Virus |
| Secret Red Hat 6.0 Features Discovered! |
Microsoft Windows 98 Console emulator for Linux/UNIX |
I Am a Bad Ass - Herbert Kornfeld |
| Keep Your Fucking Shit Off My Desk - H.K. |
I Be The Real Employee Of The Month - H.K. |
West-Wing Tech-Support Crew Be A Buncha Wack Bitches - H.K. |
| Human-Resources Bitches Be Makin' Me Take Vacation Days - H.K. |
Accountz Reeceevin' Ain't For No Candy-Ass Temps - H.K. |
Tha Autobiography Of Herbert K |
| Microsoft '78 Company Portrait |
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