Stan Freberg here with more "Stupidest Things Ever Said." Howard
Stern, interviewing one of the stars of "Beverly Hills 90210," Tori
Spelling, asked, "What is the capital of New York?" Tori Spelling:
"Ummmm...New Jersey?" More, after this. [SPOT BREAK]

    Freberg again with more actual comments from the book, "The 776
Even Stupider Things Ever Said." Former Redskins quarterback and ESPN
broadcaster Joe Theisman once said, "The word 'genius' isn't applicable
to the game of football. A genius is someone like Norman Einstein."
Okay, Joe, whatever you say...

    And actress Brooke Shields told an interviewer, "I'm so naive about
finances. Once, when my mother mentioned an amount, and she knew I
didn't understand, she had to explain, 'That's like 3 Mercedes.' _Then_
I understood."

    And when George Bush was President, Ellis Milan, a tobacco
distributor, said, "When President Bush talks about 'a thousand points
of light,' I'd like to think those points of light are coming from the
glowing ends of cigars, cigarettes, and pipes, and symbolize the
cornerstone of this nation -- _TOBACCO_!"

    Hmmm.

    And starting quarterback for Florida State, Casey Weldon, when told
he would have a seat at the Grammy Awards next to Ringo Starr, said,
"Who's _SHE_?"

    Finally, Yogi Berra, upon hearing his wife say she had been to see
"Doctor Zhivago," said, "What's the matter with you _now_?"