1) The Staff of Sudden Discharge will not help you crack software. We will not teach you to crack software. We will not crack a piece of software, commercial or shareware or freeware, for you. We will not crack anything for you under any circumstances for any reason - ever.

2) If you are looking for a piece of software that has something to do with anything other than runtime encryption or runtime decryption such as a password hacker for Excel files or a PKZIP password hacker you've come to the wrong place. We won't be of any help.

3) Do not, under any circumstances, ask The Staff of Sudden Discharge to help you locate a piece of commercial software illegally or an illegally registered (or cracked) piece of shareware.

4) You will NOT find cracks, key generators, patches or serial numbers for any piece of software, commercial or shareware or anything else, on this site. Sudden Discharge will never ever provide these things. Do not inquire about them.

5) If you're interested in locating information on hacking, phreaking or some other related type of information do not ask us for help.

6) If you think you have found a virus in one of our files, check the list of known false positives

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