ILLEGAL POEM
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> > I come for visit, get treated regal,
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> > So I stay, who care I illegal?
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> > I cross ocean, poor and broke,
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> > Take bus, see employment folk.
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> > Nice man treat me good in there,
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> > Say I need to see welfare.
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> > Welfare say, "You come no more,
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> > We send cash right to your door."
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> > Welfare checks, they make you wealthy,
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> > Medicaid it keep you healthy!
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> > By and by, I got plenty money,
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> > Thanks to you, American dummy.
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> > Write to friends in motherland,
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> > Tell them come as fast as you can.
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> > They come in turbans and Ford trucks,
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> > I buy big house with welfare bucks.
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> > They come here, we live together,
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> > More welfare checks, it gets better!
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> > Fourteen families they moving in,
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> > But neighbor's patience wearing thin.
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> > Finally, white guy moves away,
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> > Now I buy his house, and then I say,
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> > "Find more aliens for house to rent."
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> > And in the yard I put a tent.
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> > Send for family (they just trash),
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> > But they, too, draw the welfare cash!
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> > Everything is very good,
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> > And soon we own the neighborhood.
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> > We have hobby--it's called breeding,
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> > Welfare pay for baby feeding.
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> > Kids need dentist? Wife need pills?
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> > We get free! We got no bills!
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> > American crazy! He pay all year,
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> > To keep welfare running here.
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> > We think America darn good place!
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> > Too darn good for the white man race.
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> > If they no like us, they can scram,
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> > Got lots of room in Pakistan.
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> > SEND THIS TO EVERY AMERICAN TAXPAYER YOU KNOW