Munich-based EM. TV and Merchandising A.G. has bought the Jim Henson HebrewWood (“Muppets”) company.

They may just start running the old Muppet Shows again. Will there be a cast of new Muppet characters or the old ones adapted?.

Miss Schwein (to replace Kermit's girlfriend 'who loves to pork'. - Miss Piggy)
Helmut der Frog (sounds better than Kermit)
Dr Jozef Mengele to replace Dr Bunsen Honeydew.

Maybe a gainful employment opportunity for VNN’s very own shapeshifting multitalented MOMUS; to get a proper job as Kermit’s nephew Robin, or as The Great Gonzo.

America's gain, Germany's loss ?.

http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Academy/3108/puppets.html

Shuckins, do you think so? Do you really think I'm multitalented? Thanks a bunch. It's true, I suppose, but I don't like to toot my own horn.
You're too kind.
Now, the shapeshifting... explain that. That sounds nice too. You called me an octopus in my flame thread, is that what you mean? The tentacles n' stuff?
Did you decide whether I'm an integral part of the jewish threat or the "muslim threat"? Let me know.
Maybe I'm just a big fat nigger. Did you think of that?


Munich-based EM. TV and Merchandising A.G. has bought the Jim Henson HebrewWood (“Muppets”) company.

Maybe a gainful employment opportunity for VNN’s very own shapeshifting multitalented MOMUS; to get a proper job as Kermit’s nephew Robin, or as The Great Gonzo.

America's gain, Germany's loss ?.

http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Academy/3108/puppets.html

I guess this means the next generation of Germans will be illiterate lovers of dark meat.

Quote Hank Hill

You park your kids in front of the television and let them watch those darn muppets all day where a frog is making out with a pig. What in the heck did you think would happen to them?