Rule: Adolf Hitler must always, without exception, be depicted as either an evil madman or a buffoon.

The latest example of the latter which I heard today on the radio is that Hitler suffered from acute flatulence. You'd think the announcers, who are normally oh-so sharp and clever and quick-witted might've seen an opening for a joke about Hitler gassing jews in that bit of trivia, but they must've known that another unspoken rule of their profession is that one must never crack jokes about the Holy Hoax, especially not in the middle of "hannukah."

Other examples: Hitler had poor writing skills; Hitler was a urophile (he liked to be pissed on); Hitler was a faggot; Hitler only had one testicle; Hitler relied on astrology to make important military decisions; when Hitler shot himself, everyone else in the bunker was too busy partying to give a rat's ass.

Good points. And the other day there was an article on some new book by "Hitler's dentist." Turns out he had bad breath, and his teeth were not in good shape. Not in good shape at all. Shocked, I'm. There's no aspect or entrail of the man that has gone unabused.

Hitler only had one testicle;Hitler did more with that ONE testicle than most men could do with three.
What ball he had!:swastikasmiley:

Hitler did more with that ONE testicle than most men could do with three.
What ball he had!:swastikasmiley:

My understanding is that one-ball story is a lie, as is all the sexual stuff.

My understanding is that one-ball story is a lie, as is all the sexual stuff.
Of course it's a lie. I was being facetious.:D

http://www.vnnforum.com/showthread.php?p=1110957

Richard Westwood-Brookes, who is selling the art, said: "The nude interestingly doesn't have a face drawn in.

"It's not because he couldn't do faces because he drew the other one of the elderly woman who might be his mother.

"Perhaps there is no face because Hitler saw people just as inanimate objects.

Hitler had poor writing skills

http://www2.macleans.ca/2010/04/21/the-return-of-hitler/

Almost 65 years later to the day, the man and the totalitarian regime he established continue to fascinate us. In just the last few years, Mein Kampf (My Struggle), Hitler’s poorly written, 700-page magnum opus, “turgid, verbose, shapeless,” to borrow from Winston Churchill, has earned bestseller status in some unlikely markets: India, Turkey and the Palestinian territories. His paintings are fetching record-setting prices, and trade in anything the Third Reich leader touched, or might have touched, is thriving. In some cases, the fascination is trivial, even absurd, such as the “Nazi chic” clothing that has been popular in Asia: T-shirts with Hitler portraits and swastikas. In others, though, it is more pernicious: the 65 years that have passed since Hitler’s death have not dulled the allure of the Führer, or his ideology, for the now-burgeoning extreme right.

lol, that sure is a great car on race day :D