http://sports.yahoo.com/tennis/blog/busted_racquet/post/Venus-Williams-debuts-new-Can-Can-corset-dress?urn=ten,230510

Venus Williams took it back to the '90s with the outfit she wore Thursday night at a match in Key Biscayne. The 1890s, that is.

In her opening match at the Sony Ericsson Open, Venus wore a red, spaghetti-strapped corset trimmed with a flounce. It was part can-can, part Valentine's Day. And though it certainly flouts the conventions of tennis fashion, the dress worked: Venus won the match 6-4, 6-3.

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Maybe the dress "worked" because its opponent couldn't stop laughing--or averting her eyes in horror.

That thing is supposed to have a cunt?

I was gonna say - they let trannies play professional tennis?

I was gonna say - they let trannies play professional tennis?

I was gonna say - they let Dennis Rodman play professional tennis?

I was gonna say - they let Dennis Rodman play professional tennis?

HA! Point set and match.

Man, they can train them to do anything.

http://img641.imageshack.us/img641/8521/h0uzqv9i.jpg

Goddam it! I've had enough!
From here on out whenever someone post a pic of one or both of the gorilla girls I'm posting a pic of a female human tennis player to compensate.
I feel this measure is necessary to counteract the Williams' simian fuglyness.


The lovely Miss Caroline Wozniacki
http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/9995/carolinewozniacki10caro.jpg (http://img517.imageshack.us/i/carolinewozniacki10caro.jpg/)

Thank you, mike todd!!:)

I imagine that Venus' balls get in the way of her serve. Something tells me this is worse:

http://chaozengine.com/blog2/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/Tamira%2520Paszek1.jpg

http://themalephabet.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/simona-halep-tennis-tits.jpeg

http://cnbcsucks.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/simona-halep.jpg