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April 22nd, 2010, 03:18 PM
HUMOR
BUILDING PERMIT
I just applied for a building permit for a new house.
I told them it was going to be 100 ft tall and 400 ft wide with 9 turrets at various heights and windows all over the place and a loud outside entertainment sound-system.
It would have parking for 200 cars and I was going to paint it snot-green with titty-pink trim.
The City Council told me to f— off.
So I resubmitted the application again, but this time I called it “a mosque.”
Work starts on Monday!
BUILDING PERMIT
I just applied for a building permit for a new house.
I told them it was going to be 100 ft tall and 400 ft wide with 9 turrets at various heights and windows all over the place and a loud outside entertainment sound-system.
It would have parking for 200 cars and I was going to paint it snot-green with titty-pink trim.
The City Council told me to f— off.
So I resubmitted the application again, but this time I called it “a mosque.”
Work starts on Monday!