View Full Version : New Evolutionary Species Unearthed
R MacDonald
10-28-2004, 12:19 AM
http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/cpress/20041027/capt.w102769a.jpg
http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=570&u=/nm/20041027/sc_nm/science_hominid_dc_1&printer=1
sean(doc)martin
10-28-2004, 12:41 AM
I don’t get it. That looks like your common middle-aged groid, and nothing more. It is like Morgan Freeman with beard.
http://adorocinema.cidadeinternet.com.br/personalidades/atores/morgan-freeman/morgan-freeman02.jpg
Or Ron Perlman with a tan
http://www.theperlmanpages.i12.com/bsmovies/gfx/quest4.jpg
If that is what they are calling evolution these days I don't think there has been much progress.
JB112
10-28-2004, 02:27 AM
Uhhh, sean. It's a meter tall, bud.
http://aolsvc.aol.com/ams/clickThruRedirect.adp?1073778592,2147964277x2147625645,http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2004/10/1027_041027_homo_floresiensis.html
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v314/hey123/hobbit.jpg
Fritz Kuhn
10-28-2004, 03:01 AM
[QUOTE=JB112]Uhhh, sean. It's a meter tall, bud.[/QUOTE]
I'm glad it's extinct, because otherwise it would be promoted over you at work, your children would be watching it grunt on MTV and White women would be lining up to sleep with it.
JB112
10-28-2004, 11:10 PM
Did you hear? These things might still be alive!
http://news.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2004/10/28/whuman28.xml&sSheet=/news/2004/10/28/ixnewstop.html
Linder comments...
Uomo Florese
No, it's not a new dish at Olive Garden, you nitwit. It's a "man," more precisely, a little man, a smurf, a troll, a manlet, a mannikin, a munchkin, a bitty-buddy - a bongoletitto extraordinaire. I, for one, salute it. The discovery also raises the extraordinary possibility that a remnant population of this previously undiscovered species of the toddler-sized human could conceivably be living today in the remote and impenetrable rainforests of South-East Asia. That is...fucking AWESOME! I want a VNN reader to get out there and find this little sucker, and give it a nice tabloid and a pat on the head. There's no doubt this is the coolest news story in years, in fact is the only genuine "news" I can remember in ages. Always keep in mind that the Bible is arrant jewbilge, whereas evolutionary theory is a few bone shards buried in bullshit. Question everything, including me. For all you know I'm writing this from Borneo, giggling myself stoopid after planting that baby kopf.
King_Tiger
10-28-2004, 11:14 PM
[QUOTE=R MacDonald 14-88]http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/cpress/20041027/capt.w102769a.jpg
http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=570&u=/nm/20041027/sc_nm/science_hominid_dc_1&printer=1[/QUOTE]Some of those are probably direct relatives of the present-day australoid population.
King_Tiger
10-28-2004, 11:16 PM
The discovery also raises the extraordinary possibility that a remnant population of this previously undiscovered species of the toddler-sized human could conceivably be living today in the remote and impenetrable rainforests of South-East Asia. That is...fucking AWESOME! I heard (in the movie "The Truman Show" nonetheless) that there are still parts of the island of Fiji (and probably some other islands in the region) that have never been set foot on by humans. So I guess this could very well be possible.
R MacDonald
10-28-2004, 11:27 PM
[QUOTE=JB112]Did you hear? These things might still be alive!
[/QUOTE]
We really must bring them to America then and put them through Medical or Law School at taxpayer expense.
kabinger
10-28-2004, 11:33 PM
Evolutionary theory is NOT a few shards away from being complete bullshit.
Genetics don't lie.
Lightning and Sun
10-28-2004, 11:34 PM
[QUOTE=Fritz Kuhn]... and White women would be lining up to sleep with it.[/QUOTE]
Son of a bitch! :mad:
http://www.vegatransports.com.au/2001/pota/apespromo.jpg
Lightning and Sun
10-28-2004, 11:47 PM
[QUOTE=Fritz Kuhn] I'm glad it's extinct, your children would be watching it grunt on MTV...[/QUOTE]
Damn, it's too late! They LIVE!!!
http://www.sydes.net/jokes/pictures/p/planet_of_the_apes.jpg
JB112
10-28-2004, 11:55 PM
This thing would be an utter nightmare for the Egalitarians if it were still alive. It would expose that there is no "Human," only distinct types at tremendously different stages of development. Some branch of ZOG is probably now on its way to hunt them all down and exterminate them. Just suppose some Neanderthals etc. had survived to the present day - who's to say they're not human? Were they any less developed then Negroes? They cooked, they hunted, spoke, didn't they? Where do you draw the line with "Human"? Certainly niggers don't make the mark, but that doesn't stop people from pretending. I'm hoping the manlet is still out there somewhere... I'd like to see them admitted into the United Nations.
This reminds me of Dr. Pierce's article (http://www.jrbooksonline.com/bassou.htm) on Ape-man Bassou.
Who knows how many of these kinds of anomalies still exist in the world? It's only been a few centuries since European man discovered the world, and we've only mapped it out roughly. We've certainly not explored every corner of every forest and cave. The world yet holds surprises...
JB112
10-29-2004, 12:01 AM
[QUOTE=King_Tiger]I heard (in the movie "The Truman Show" nonetheless) that there are still parts of the island of Fiji (and probably some other islands in the region) that have never been set foot on by humans. So I guess this could very well be possible.[/QUOTE]
King, not just Fiji. There are likely hundreds, maybe thousands of tiny islands in the pacific and elsewhere that we've never set foot on, never explored. Exploration, like most sciences, is only leaving its infancy now in the late 20th cent. It wasn't until the late 19th and early 20th that we had even begun rediscovering most of the ancient archaeological sites we take for granted today. There's still so much to be discovered.
Border Ruffian
10-29-2004, 02:22 AM
Proto-gook.
Homo hobbitus was probably exterminated and eaten by the ancestors of the present Australian ape-originals or the present cannibal Maori. ZOG TV won't tell you that.
vBulletin v3.0.6, Copyright ©2000-2005, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.