It'z bad enough that Bill Gate$ and company destroyed Hotmail through their decision to charge for itz compatibility with Outlook Express (Billy Boy has to make his next billion by the end of this month, ya know) but do they REALLY need to continue to not only promote bestiality, but humiliate White people TWICE while doing so? :mad:

Being that MSN.com's feature articles are decidedly ephemeral and change without warning, I posted the photo here in case the full URL is not available by the time you see this.

The caption reads:
http://hp.msn.com/~6/!1A0Y7-8A8]K0P-9POWN.jpg
Scary dates
Ladies reveal horror stories

You can view it here in itz original context (http://www.msn.com/) (while it'z still available, that is).

I think I speak for almost everybody on this forum when I say that the social faux pas the lad's about to commit in his effort to shove that entire hamburger into his pie-hole John Belushi-style, is far surpassed in turpitude by his dubious decision to be dating Miss Brillo's, I mean, Miss Cleo's daughter!

I like this one. I'm not entirely sure how one watches this malady with a bathroom mirror, though.

Intestinal Terror
"This guy took me out for sushi. Yay. But it turned out to be an all-you-can-eat joint. Boo. If there's one thing I think you shouldn't cheap out on, it's raw fish. I stuck to the safe stuff, but he ate enough for me, him, and the next table -- then disappeared for 40 minutes. I wasn't sure what to do. Finally, he returned, belt in hand, and recounted (a) that he had an attack of diarrhea, (b) that the bathroom had a mirror so he was able to watch this diarrhea happen, and (c) that he had taken off the aforementioned belt so he could feel more comfortable. That was all I needed to hear, really -- domestic details like that should be saved for after marriage, I think. Maybe even for after divorce." Debbie, Maplewood, New Jersey, 33

[QUOTE=Intrepid]I like this one. I'm not entirely sure how one watches this malady with a bathroom mirror, though.[/QUOTE]

That is utterly fucking repulsive. What Jew wrote that crap and what for?

[QUOTE=Dr. Cheeks]That is utterly fucking repulsive. What Jew wrote that crap and what for?[/QUOTE]



If a Jew did write it, do you really have to ask what for?

[QUOTE=Dr. Cheeks]That is utterly fucking repulsive.[/QUOTE]Which reminds me: concerning your avatar, I don't want to be there when that face gets a runny nose, sneezes or throws up! :eek:

Nonetheless, welcome to the forum, Doctor. ;)

[QUOTE=AJ Balfour]Which reminds me: concerning your avatar, I don't want to be there when that face gets a runny nose, sneezes or throws up! :eek:

[/QUOTE]



That was very gross and at the same time funny :D

This one here holds a certain degree of credabilitiy, imo:

5. Get Nerdy
Just as repeated Star Trek and Dungeons-and-Dragons references are a red flag for women, multiple cats are Kryptonite for men. If you cut the evening short, saying "I'm sorry, I didn't realize how late it was. My cat is diabetic, and I must give her insulin shots twice a day, exactly 12 hours apart -- I'm never far from her for long," he will not just excuse you. He'll never call again.

Well, it would work for me. :D

[QUOTE=AJ Balfour]It'z bad enough that Bill Gate$ and company destroyed Hotmail through their decision to charge for itz compatibility with Outlook Express (Billy Boy has to make his next billion by the end of this month, ya know) but do they REALLY need to continue to not only promote bestiality, but humiliate White people TWICE while doing so? :mad:

Being that MSN.com's feature articles are decidedly ephemeral and change without warning, I posted the photo here in case the full URL is not available by the time you see this.

The caption reads:
http://hp.msn.com/~6/!1A0Y7-8A8]K0P-9POWN.jpg
Scary dates
Ladies reveal horror stories

You can view it here in itz original context (http://www.msn.com/) (while it'z still available, that is).

I think I speak for almost everybody on this forum when I say that the social faux pas the lad's about to commit in his effort to shove that entire hamburger into his pie-hole John Belushi-style, is far surpassed in turpitude by his dubious decision to be dating Miss Brillo's, I mean, Miss Cleo's daughter![/QUOTE]

The guy in that pic looks like hes use to stuffing big things in his mouth. Let him and Tywamba refresh each others cases of AIDS. Mayby they can pursuade Judge JEWdy to, marry them.

diablo

I have to admit. Sometimes your posts are funny.
[QUOTE=diabloblanco92]The guy in that pic looks like hes use to stuffing big things in his mouth. Let him and Tywamba refresh each others cases of AIDS. Mayby they can pursuade Judge JEWdy to, marry them.

diablo[/QUOTE]

The caption reads:
http://hp.msn.com/~6/!1A0Y7-8A8]K0P-9POWN.jpg
Scary dates
Ladies reveal horror stories

You can view it here in itz original context (http://www.msn.com/) (while it'z still available, that is).

I think I speak for almost everybody on this forum when I say that the social faux pas the lad's about to commit in his effort to shove that entire hamburger into his pie-hole John Belushi-style, is far surpassed in turpitude by his dubious decision to be dating Miss Brillo's, I mean, Miss Cleo's daughter![/QUOTE]


Maybe he is TRYING to kill himself by shoving the whole thing in his mouth BECAUSE he realized he is on a date with HER!! :confused:

[QUOTE=lorrie1488]The caption reads:
http://hp.msn.com/~6/!1A0Y7-8A8]K0P-9POWN.jpg
Scary dates
Man tries to choke himself to death with hamburger after seeing his blind date

LOL!