With Raina in mind but for everybody.
http://www.wackyuses.com/uses.html

Another cool page! This looks like a good source for homeschoolers:

http://www.wackyuses.com/madscientist.html

This thread is a natural 'home' for the 'Kind Lampshade Maker' whose inventive talents can be creative wacky and scary. Okay KLM give us your best ideas:-

:)