Lööks like wheel well hopping for stowaways is getting popular, these daysNaked Canadian disgruntled over Canada’s expulsion from the British Commonwealth decides to protest by appearing on Australian tarmac as a block of freeze-dried, pale, white block of obscene hairy ice, in case he escapes the ultimate fellatio act of his life performed by a multi-thousand horsepower Boeing engine in mid-air

the aircraft taking off at over 200 miles (320 kph) per hour, he might have fallen out and could have been sucked up by an engine," she said.http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/11/03/naked.traveller.reut/index.html