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Anima Eternae
11-05-2004, 01:05 PM
On accord of some of the idiots making claims about asian cranial features, I have created this post.
Some claim that asians have unspherical heads, sloping foreheads, or other features. In reality, asians have the most spherical heads, and the flattest foreheads and faces. Of course, the following data does not apply to me per se, as I would technically tend to lean towards the white side in given my majority genetic makeup, but the data is still relevent.
[cited from E.W. and Rushton (2003). Brain size, IQ, and racial-group differences: Evidence from musculo-skeletal traits. Intelligence, 31, 139-155.]
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...as brain tissue expanded to make the more spherically shaped head illustrated above, it increased the smoothness of the skull. Consequently, there were fewer and smaller attachment sites, such as the decrease in the mastoid process that is used to attach jaw muscles (Cranial Trait 13). East Asians average a smoother skull with a smaller mastoid process than do Whites, who average a smoother skull with a smaller mastoid process than do Blacks.
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These relations were confirmed by Rushton and Ankney (2000) in a canonical discriminant analysis of the same U.S. Army data that provided the cranial capacity, height, and weight data (Traits 1–3) for the present study. East Asians had significantly greater head breadth and head height, relative to head length, than did Whites, who had relatively greater head breadth and head height than did Blacks. Moreover, as brain tissue in the frontal lobes expanded, it took up the space previously occupied by bony supraorbital J.P. Rushton, E.W. Rushton / Intelligence 31 (2003) 139–155 147 rims, thereby causing a decrease in glabellas (Cranial Trait 12). Thus, predictably, East Asians and Whites have less pronounced glabellas than do Blacks.
Of course, I predict the usual trio of fools where come here to sling ad hominem without actually refuting anything I have actually said. Inevitable, itz. If anyone wants to make an actual refutation, please be my guest.
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Antiochus Epiphanes
11-05-2004, 01:14 PM
definitely flat faces. and asses. LOL
Adolf Hitler
11-05-2004, 01:15 PM
@Anima Eternae - No one gives a shit slope boy.
Anima Eternae
11-05-2004, 01:21 PM
definitely flat faces. and asses. LOL
Yeah, no disagreement there.
No one gives a shit
Of course not. The ideology comes before the reality. RAHOWA!
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HoaxThis
11-05-2004, 04:34 PM
[QUOTE=Antiochus Epiphanes]definitely flat faces. and asses. LOL[/QUOTE]
....and chests. They have very...."boyish" bodies, don't ya' think?
Anima Eternae
11-05-2004, 04:45 PM
[QUOTE=HoaxThis]....and chests. They have very...."boyish" bodies, don't ya' think?[/QUOTE]
Surely with such boyish bodies, you could keep your fellow white males away from them, yes?
But I like eurasians because they get the white curves with the asian edged features with the tendency to stay thin.
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HoaxThis
11-05-2004, 04:55 PM
[QUOTE=Anima Eternae]Surely with such boyish bodies, you could keep your fellow white males away from them, yes?
...[/QUOTE]No "fellow White males" I know chase after 'em. My personal take on that shit is that most men dig subservient females at their feet - and asian women are renowned for this. They'll crean your crothes, give you A#1 brojob, and rick your boots if you ask 'em to. :D
kabinger
11-05-2004, 05:14 PM
[QUOTE=Anima Eternae]Surely with such boyish bodies, you could keep your fellow white males away from them, yes?
But I like eurasians because they get the white curves with the asian edged features with the tendency to stay thin.
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I dunno. I've seen fat full-blooded chinks here in Kwalifornia.
HoaxThis
11-05-2004, 06:44 PM
....and while we're on the subject, just thought of this -
A young woman in Tokyo goes to her doctor with a serious problem - she can't get laid worth a shit. "Doctor Matsui, I don't understand - I go to gym four times a week and use nautirus machine. I have my hair breached bronde. I have prastic surgery on nose and rips. But I can't get raid to save my rife!! Prease, you must do something!"
The doctor tells her to strip and get on all fours. The woman does as instructed. The good doctor then tells his patient to crawl across the room and back in this position. She does as told. After a little thought, the doctor informs the woman that she has "Ed Zachary disease." The young lady nervously asks, "Ed Zachary disease?! Wh-what's that???" The doctor says, "Your face rook edzachary rike your ass."
(rimshot!)
Antiochus Epiphanes
11-05-2004, 10:54 PM
Hoax you been sniffing grue tonight?
Anybody remember this line from a great movie: "me no boomboom soul brotha"
Anima Eternae
11-06-2004, 01:18 AM
I dunno. I've seen fat full-blooded chinks here in Kwalifornia.
Doesn't matter. Anecdotal experiences mean nothing in the face of statistics.
Did you hear about the gook with down syndrome? He was hard to pickout. Lol
Considering down syndrome is characterized by low IQ, it seems you would be a more fitting candidate for that description.
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Anima Eternae
11-06-2004, 02:19 AM
[QUOTE=DR ANTICHRIST]Your just cranky because they did pick you out in the end. LOL[/QUOTE]
Okay, I confess. You're right.
On a side note I'm surprised that no one at least half-assedly (in rounder or el douche style) tried to "refute" my argument. Facts are stubborn things, aren't they?
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Anima Eternae
11-06-2004, 02:46 AM
Help! Doc Antichrist is attacking me like I'm the english language!
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Hitler Goddess
11-06-2004, 02:56 AM
[QUOTE=DR ANTICHRIST]Most [COLOR=Red]likey[/COLOR] because [COLOR=Red]no here [/COLOR] really cares if a slope has a full pushed in monkey face, or just a tad bit [COLOR=Red]slopeish[/COLOR]. [COLOR=Red]There[/COLOR] still zipperheads.[/QUOTE]
Come again? :confused: :confused:
Anima Eternae
11-06-2004, 03:01 AM
[QUOTE=hitler goddess]Come again? :confused: [/QUOTE]
See my response. ;)
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Intrepid
11-06-2004, 03:09 AM
[QUOTE=Anima Eternae]Help! Doc Antichrist is attacking me like I'm the english language!
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You cracked a funny one, Asche. :D
HoaxThis
11-06-2004, 05:48 AM
[QUOTE=Antiochus Epiphanes]Hoax you been sniffing grue tonight?
Anybody remember this line from a great movie: "me no boomboom soul brotha"[/QUOTE]That's from Full Metal Jacket, ain't it? Great movie is right - especially that messy little scene where Pvt. Pyle blows that DI halfway across the latrine and then turns the M-14 on himself. One of my favorite VN movies. Just bought Hamburger Hill on DVD the other night. Not as good as FMJ, but awful damn bloody.
BTW - Heyyy....you no rike my joke? :mad:
Hitler Goddess
11-06-2004, 11:33 AM
[QUOTE=hooked on phonics]Sorry baby, jesus does not love you.[/QUOTE]
Really? :( On a few different occasions, I recall you reminding me that Jesus DOES love me, so which one is it? :confused:
Bragi
11-06-2004, 02:25 PM
[QUOTE=Antiochus Epiphanes]Hoax you been sniffing grue tonight?
Anybody remember this line from a great movie: "me no boomboom soul brotha"[/QUOTE]
Full Metal Jacket.
Here's the scene:
EXT. WRECKED MOVIE THEATER--DAY
The marines are seated outside the theater on rows of broken movie seats.
A motor-scooter, driven by a young ARVN soldier with a pretty teenage Vietnamese HOOKER sitting behind him, and pulls up in front of the LUSTHOG
SQUAD.
The girl gets off slowly, swinging her hips as she walks.
Adlibs, hoots anal hollers.
COWBOY
Ten-hut!
More hoots and hollers.
COWBOY
Good morning, little schoolgirl. I'm a little schoolboy, too.
Adlibs and laughter.
COWBOY
What you got there, chief!
The girl stands facing them, hands on hips.
ARVN PIMP
Do you want number one fuckee?
Adlibs and laughter.
COWBOY
Hey, any of you boys want number one fuckee?
Adlibs.
JOKER
Oh, I'm so horny. I can't even get a piece of hand.
DONLON
Hey! Hey! Me want suckee.
ARVN PIMP
Suckee, fuckee, smoke cigarette in the pussy, she give you everything you want. Long time.
Laughter.
COWBOY
Everything you want! All right! How much there, chief!
ARVN PIMP
Fifteen dolla each.
Adlibs: "Nooooooo!"
COWBOY
Number ten. Fifteen dolla beaucoup money.
Laughter.
COWBOY
Five dolla each.
ARVN PIMP
Come on. She love you good. Boom-boom long time. Ten dolla.
COWBOY
Five dolla.
ARVN PIMP
No. Ten dolla.
COWBOY
Be glad to trade you some ARVN rifles. Never been fired and only dropped once.
Laughter and derisive adlibs.
ARVN PIMP
(angry)
Okay, five dolla. You give me.
Adlibs.
COWBOY
Okay, okay!
EIGHTBALL, a black grunt, walks up to the girl.
EIGHTBALL
Let's get mounted.
HOOKER
(speaks in Vietnamese)
ARVN PIMP
(argues in Vietnamese)
EIGHTBALL
Something wrong there, chief?
ARVN PIMP
She says, uh, no boom-boom with soul brotha.
EIGHTBALL
Hey, what the mother fuck?
ARVN PIMP
She say soul brotha too boo-coo. Too boo-coo.
EIGHTBALL
Hey, what is this, man?
COWBOY
(breating up)
I think what he's trying to tell you is that you black boys pack too
much meat.
Laughter.
ARVN PIMP
Too boo-coo. Too boo-coo.
EIGHTBALL
Oh, shi-i-i-t! (laughs) This baby-san looks like she could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.
Laughter.
ARVN PIMP
She say too boo-coo. Too boo-coo.
EIGHTBALL
Uh, excuse me, ma'am. Now what we have here, little yellow sister, is a magnificent...
(takes out his dick)
. . specimen of pure Alabama blacksnake. But it ain't too goddamn boo-coo.
The girl looks at it.
Hoots and catcalls.
TEENAGE HOOKER
Okay. Okay. Emjee.
More hoots.
COWBOY
(mimicking Vietnamese word)
Okay! Okay! Emjee! Emjee!
Adlibs of "Emjee."
EIGHTBALL starts to lead her away.
EIGHTBALL
All right! This is my boogie!
COWBOY
Hey, we need a batting order.
ANIMAL MOTHER grabs the girl's arm, EIGHTBALL holds on to the other one.
ANIMAL MOTHER
I'm going first.
EIGHTBALL
Hey, now back off, white bread. Don't get between a dog and his meat.
ANIMAL MOTHER slaps EIGHTBALL on the wrist like he's a naughty boy and pushes the girl into the movie theater.
ANIMAL MOTHER
(jokingly)
All fucking niggers must fucking hang.
Adlibs of "Fuck you!" and laughter.
ANIMAL MOTHER
Hey, hey! I won't be long. I'll skip the foreplay.
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Ultimately, if I had the choice to be stuck in a room with a nigger, a spic, a kike, or a gook, I'd choose the gook.
Hitler Goddess
11-06-2004, 02:43 PM
[QUOTE=Pixi]Ultimately, if I had the choice to be stuck in a room with a nigger, a spic, a kike, or a gook, I'd choose the gook.[/QUOTE]
As difficult as that decision would be, I think I would have to agree with you on that. At least with the gook, you would probably come back out alive. :p
HoaxThis
11-06-2004, 05:39 PM
[QUOTE=Bragi]Full Metal Jacket.
Here's the scene:
EXT. WRECKED MOVIE THEATER--DAY
The marines are seated outside the theater on rows of broken movie seats.
A motor-scooter, driven by a young ARVN soldier with a pretty teenage Vietnamese HOOKER sitting behind him, and pulls up in front of the LUSTHOG
SQUAD.
The girl gets off slowly, swinging her hips as she walks.
Adlibs, hoots anal hollers.
COWBOY
Ten-hut!
More hoots and hollers.
COWBOY
Good morning, little schoolgirl. I'm a little schoolboy, too.
Adlibs and laughter.
COWBOY
What you got there, chief!
The girl stands facing them, hands on hips.
ARVN PIMP
Do you want number one fuckee?
Adlibs and laughter.
COWBOY
Hey, any of you boys want number one fuckee?
Adlibs.
JOKER
Oh, I'm so horny. I can't even get a piece of hand.
DONLON
Hey! Hey! Me want suckee.
ARVN PIMP
Suckee, fuckee, smoke cigarette in the pussy, she give you everything you want. Long time.
Laughter.
COWBOY
Everything you want! All right! How much there, chief!
ARVN PIMP
Fifteen dolla each.
Adlibs: "Nooooooo!"
COWBOY
Number ten. Fifteen dolla beaucoup money.
Laughter.
COWBOY
Five dolla each.
ARVN PIMP
Come on. She love you good. Boom-boom long time. Ten dolla.
COWBOY
Five dolla.
ARVN PIMP
No. Ten dolla.
COWBOY
Be glad to trade you some ARVN rifles. Never been fired and only dropped once.
Laughter and derisive adlibs.
ARVN PIMP
(angry)
Okay, five dolla. You give me.
Adlibs.
COWBOY
Okay, okay!
EIGHTBALL, a black grunt, walks up to the girl.
EIGHTBALL
Let's get mounted.
HOOKER
(speaks in Vietnamese)
ARVN PIMP
(argues in Vietnamese)
EIGHTBALL
Something wrong there, chief?
ARVN PIMP
She says, uh, no boom-boom with soul brotha.
EIGHTBALL
Hey, what the mother fuck?
ARVN PIMP
She say soul brotha too boo-coo. Too boo-coo.
EIGHTBALL
Hey, what is this, man?
COWBOY
(breating up)
I think what he's trying to tell you is that you black boys pack too
much meat.
Laughter.
ARVN PIMP
Too boo-coo. Too boo-coo.
EIGHTBALL
Oh, shi-i-i-t! (laughs) This baby-san looks like she could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.
Laughter.
ARVN PIMP
She say too boo-coo. Too boo-coo.
EIGHTBALL
Uh, excuse me, ma'am. Now what we have here, little yellow sister, is a magnificent...
(takes out his dick)
. . specimen of pure Alabama blacksnake. But it ain't too goddamn boo-coo.
The girl looks at it.
Hoots and catcalls.
TEENAGE HOOKER
Okay. Okay. Emjee.
More hoots.
COWBOY
(mimicking Vietnamese word)
Okay! Okay! Emjee! Emjee!
Adlibs of "Emjee."
EIGHTBALL starts to lead her away.
EIGHTBALL
All right! This is my boogie!
COWBOY
Hey, we need a batting order.
ANIMAL MOTHER grabs the girl's arm, EIGHTBALL holds on to the other one.
ANIMAL MOTHER
I'm going first.
EIGHTBALL
Hey, now back off, white bread. Don't get between a dog and his meat.
ANIMAL MOTHER slaps EIGHTBALL on the wrist like he's a naughty boy and pushes the girl into the movie theater.
ANIMAL MOTHER
(jokingly)
All fucking niggers must fucking hang.
Adlibs of "Fuck you!" and laughter.
ANIMAL MOTHER
Hey, hey! I won't be long. I'll skip the foreplay.
http://www.sawnoff.demon.co.uk/pyledrill.jpg[/QUOTE]Nice. Can you do that with the "latrine scene?"
(Tho as many times as I've seen it, I should be able to do the whole thing verbatim).
Bragi
11-06-2004, 07:18 PM
Hoax, I just copied that off the script. Most big movies' scripts/screenplays are available online. Just google for the one you're interested in and then find the scene.
The latrine scene:
47 INT. BARRACKS--NIGHT
The platoon sleeps. JOKER walks slowly down the squad bay with a flashlight.
JOKER
(Itarration)
Our last night on the island. I draw fire
watch.
JOKER hears a muffled sound. He isn't sure where it comes from. He slowly enters the latrine.
48 INT. LATRINE--NIGHT
Running his flashlight across the room JOKER Sees PYLE sitting on a toilet, loading a magazine for his M-14 rifle.
PYLE looks up at JOKER and smiles. It is a frightening smile.
PYLE
(strange voice)
Hi, Joker.
JOKER stares at PYLE for a few seconds.
PYLE has quite clearly snapped.
JOKER
Are those ... live rounds?
PYLE
Seven-six-two millimeter, full metal jacket.
PYLE smiles grotesquely.
JOKER
Leonard .. . if Hartman comes in here and
catches us, we'll both be in a world of shit.
PYLE
I am .. . in a world . . . of shit!
PYLE gets to his feet, snaps his rifle to port arms, and starts executing the Manual ofArms.
PYLE
(shouting)
Left shoulder ... hut! Right shoulder ...
hut! Lock and load! Order ... hut!
PYLE picks up the loaded magazine, inserts it into the rifle and smartly brings the rifle down to the order arms position.
PYLE
(shouting)
This is my rifle! There are many like it, but
this one is mine.
49 INT. BARRACKS
HALLWAY--NIGHT
By now the platoon is awake.
HARTMAN bursts from his room, wearing his skivvies and D.I. hat.
PYLE
(offscreen)
My rifle is my best friend! It is my life!
HARTMAN
Get back in your bunks!
PYLE
(o.s.)
I must master it as I must master my life!
Without me ...
50 INT. LATRINES--NIGHT
HARTMAN Storms into the latrine.
HARTMAN
What is this Mickey Mouse shit? What in the
name of Jesus H. Christ are you animals
doing in my head?
(to JOKER)
Why is Private Pyle out of his bunk after
lights out?! Why is Private Pyle holding that
weapon? Why aren't you stomping Private
Pyle's guts out?
JOKER
Sir, it is the private's duty to inform the
Senior Drill Instructor that Private Pyie has a
full magazine and has locked and loaded, sir!
HARTMAN and PYLE look at each other. PYLE Smiles from the depths of his own hell.
HARTMAN focuses all of his considerable powers of intimidation, into his best John-Wayne-on-Suribachi voice.
HARTMAN
Now you listen to me, Private Pyle, and,you
listen good. I want that weapon, and I want it
now! You will place that rifle on the deck at
your feet and step back away from it.
With a twisted smile on his face pyle points his rifle at HARTMAN.
HARTMAN look suddenly calm. His eyes, his manner are those of a wanderer who has found his home.
HARTMAN
What is your major malfunction, numbnuts?!!
Didn't Mommy and Daddy show you enough
attention when you were a child?!!!
BANG!
The round hits HARTMAN in the chest.
He falls back dead.
JOKER and PYLE stand looking at the body.
Then PYLE looks at JoKER and slowly raises his rifle.
JOKER
(trembling)
Easy, Leonard. Go easy, man.
PYLE breathes heavily, and Keeps the rifle aimed at JOKER.
JOKER is scared shitless.
PYLE looks at JOKER for several seconds and slowly lowers the rifle. Then he stumbles back a few steps and sits down, heavily on the toilet.
PYLE turns away from JOKER and stares into space, a strangely peaceful look transforming his face.
He places the muzzle of the rifle in his mouth.
JOKER
No!!!
BANG!
PYLE pulls the trigger and blows the back of his
head over the white tiled wall behind him.
SCENE FADES TO BLACK
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HoaxThis
11-06-2004, 09:20 PM
Thanks, Bragi - I don't know jack about that shit. Hell, I'm lucky if I can get a pic or link successfully posted on the board.
[QUOTE=hitler goddess]As difficult as that decision would be, I think I would have to agree with you on that. At least with the gook, you would probably come back out alive. :p[/QUOTE]And you're not as likely to get raped, either.
Anima Eternae
11-07-2004, 03:08 AM
Japanese penis sooo small!
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Anima Eternae
11-07-2004, 03:19 AM
[QUOTE=Robert Stack]Yes sir.
[COLOR=Yellow]........[/COLOR][/QUOTE]
Negro penis sooo big?
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Warhammer
11-07-2004, 06:45 AM
[QUOTE=Anima Eternae]Negro penis sooo big?
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Why do I get the feeling were about to witness an 800 page thread on dick size?
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