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Amy Moore
November 28th, 2010, 10:28 AM
A paki hobbit, come on now that just wouldn't fit. But I bet this bitch will now get the job so as not to offend the masses.
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At 1.5 metres (5ft), Naz Humphreys has the essential requirement to be a hobbit extra, but the British Pakistani has been told she's not white enough.

"It's 2010 and I still can't believe I'm being discriminated against because I have brown skin," Ms Humphreys said.

She travelled from Auckland to Hamilton last Tuesday to an extras audition for The Hobbit. "The casting manager basically said they weren't having anybody who wasn't pale-skinned."

A Waikato Times video of the auditions shows a film company representative telling the crowd: "We are looking for light-skinned people. I'm not trying to be – whatever. It's just the brief. You've got to look like a hobbit."

A spokesman for Sir Peter Jackson said the film-maker was unaware of the casting restriction and described it as "an incredibly unfortunate error".

The Hamilton auditions attracted 700 people wanting to play hobbits in the two-part film. Ms Humphreys said she waited for three hours, only to be told there was little point.

The social policy researcher, here on a working holiday with her husband, said it was a Christmas ritual for the couple to watch The Lord of the Rings films. "It was the opportunity of a lifetime. I would love to be an extra. But it just seemed like a shame because obviously hobbits are not brown or black or any other colour. They all look kind of homogenised beige and all derived from the Caucasian gene pool."

http://static2.stuff.co.nz/1290946259/817/4399817.jpg

http://www.stuff.co.nz/entertainment/film/4400118/Hobbit-hopeful-pulled-up-short-over-skin-colour

Brad
November 28th, 2010, 12:05 PM
"obviously hobbits are not brown or black or any other colour" and yet- I still can't believe I'm being discriminated against because I have brown skin God these muds are as obnoxious as they are stupid.
They all look kind of homogenised beige wtf? jealous much? and all derived from the Caucasian gene pool."

But you tried to bulldoze your squat obnoxious brown arse in there anyway. And then squeal like the stuck pig you ought to be to the media. Whereas any HUMAN would take responsibility & wear it, and say "well yeah, I guess I shoulda checked for color restriction before I applied to be an oompa loompa; it's on me"

you know, you've gotta wonder whether these muds really are that obnoxious & stupid, or if they're really smart, & are playing the angles, knowing castrated White vermin will fall all over themselves to apoligize to her regal shiskIndian self, & give the greedy hobgoblins lots of freebies.

With the alarm bells that this set off- “social policy researcher” I’m going for a little of both.

The filthy paki bitch.

Vijay Coomar
November 28th, 2010, 12:12 PM
O Ms Amy, thank you for finding the perfect girl for me. Brad, will you be my best man? I'm going to invite all VNNers to my wedding. Yes, even TXC and Aiyetoro.

varg
November 28th, 2010, 12:18 PM
Maybe she can be a goblin

http://goblintown.ytmnd.com/


The black crack! the back crack!
The black crack! the back crack!
Down down to Nigger-town
Down down to Nigger-town
Down down to Nigger-town

AussieWN
November 28th, 2010, 05:38 PM
I`m 1.6 m tall and White,maybe I should try out for it.

Darius Appleby
November 28th, 2010, 05:57 PM
The only good thing about the colour of Paki scum is that they apparently turn a lovely shade of purple when strangled.

V.K.
January 14th, 2011, 06:54 AM
I`m 1.6 m tall and White,maybe I should try out for it.

5' 4'' is short for a white male. My mate is 5' 8'' and he is bloody short compared to the rest of the white male population especially me (I'm 6' 2'')

AussieWN
January 16th, 2011, 05:01 AM
V.K, thats why people call me Hobbit.

George Witzgall
January 16th, 2011, 05:35 AM
V.K, thats why people call me Hobbit.

Haha I can just see you walking up to a fag, he stares down at you and is like what's up? you punch him in the nuts.

AussieWN
January 17th, 2011, 06:42 AM
Haha I can just see you walking up to a fag, he stares down at you and is like what's up? you punch him in the nuts.Actually cock sucker,I used to bash fags all the time. Easy to just walk up to them and break their leg. When they hit the ground screaming in pain,just lay the boots into their head,yep the good old days :D