View Full Version : Bruva Eg - The First Black Chairman Of The National Alliance
Klaus
11-23-2004, 03:44 AM
This new genre of “white rap” is dedicated to the first Black Chairman of the National Alliance, grand masta, six-shooter Bruva E GEE in da HOUSE.
Checkitout. Uh huh. What? Uh huh. What?
He got hoes on da West Coast,
skanky strippers back East.
Playboy models in his Cherokee
on heated leather seats.
Got bitches on da speed dial
cruisin’ Cleveland city limits
Givin daddy Gliebe phone sex
(he got unlimited minutes.)
He a punch-drunk boxer
Beat some washed up blacks
Undefeated record
Don’t believe it? Just ax.
Hides his porno collection
in a closet at da crib
Cause his momma do da cleanin’
fixin samiches and ribs
Da bruva got it easy
Got no mu fuk’n boss
He da man at da top
He don’t never take no loss
He ax you for your money
To help him fight da Jew
But he mostly get his freak on
At d' expense of me and you
Tom88
11-23-2004, 03:54 AM
Oh my god... That's hilarious! I could die laughing...
-Tom
David_Pringle
11-24-2004, 05:53 AM
[QUOTE=Tom88]Oh my god... That's hilarious! I could die laughing...
-Tom[/QUOTE]
Resistance could release it and King Kuumba could distribute it.
EdbergEdberg
11-24-2004, 07:16 AM
It's good. My only suggestion is to get rid of the few stray uses of the word "the" that pop up a time or two.
Niggers can't say "th". Lips are too thick. They say "duh" instead.
Klaus
11-24-2004, 03:47 PM
Thanks for the critique, Edberg. In honor of you NC boys, here is a country spin.
From "The Chairman Came Down from Georgia"
Mutiny on the mountain, run boys run
Walker's runnin' around with a loaded gun
Bullet in the brain pan, Kidder had to go
Gliebe and Walker just spendin' our dough
And for you rockers out there, when Gliebe is eventually confronted and held accountable for the theft of most of our founders' life savings, Erich can just put on a pair a Ray-Ban sunglasses and do a Robert Palmer impression:
The stripper's so fine,
There's no tellin' where the money went
David_Pringle
11-26-2004, 06:29 AM
Check out Resistance Record's Alexa rating:
http://www.alexa.com/data/details/traffic_details?&y=t&q=&url=http://www.resistance.com/
Now compare Resistance and Panzerfaust :eek:
http://www.alexa.com/data/details/traffic_details?&range=6m&size=medium&y=t&url=http://www.resistance.com/#top
Byron has been saying that Gliebe would run Resistance into the ground and going by the Alexa traffic it looks like he was right.
Can the National Alliance or Resistance Records take 40 more years of Erich Gliebe?
NorWind
11-26-2004, 05:50 PM
[QUOTE=David_Pringle]Check out Resistance Record's Alexa rating:
Byron has been saying that Gliebe would run Resistance into the ground and going by the Alexa traffic it looks like he was right.
Can the National Alliance or Resistance Records take 40 more years of Erich Gliebe?[/QUOTE]
Your links were all the same for me….. I came up with this comparison. Poor Resistance isn't in the same magnitude. Resistance's collapse started about when Pringle left there. Click on this link and see how Gliebe's skinhead "empire" had collasped.
Resistance (blue) v Panzerfaust (red) (http://traffic.alexa.com/graph?w=379&h=216&r=6m&y=t&u=resistance.com/&u=panzerfaust.com)
swamp_fighter
11-26-2004, 06:47 PM
Now thats funny!
WhiteMan4WhiteLand
11-26-2004, 08:25 PM
That is some serious talent. Just goes to show you how much talent goes into hip-hop, you wrote that in what....10 minutes?
Klaus
11-26-2004, 10:20 PM
Yeah, das right.
It takes four years of affirmative action college to teach a black man to "talk white"
Troof be told, it only takes four minutes, four Harps and a shot a Jack to teach a White man to talk black.
Thanks for the props, though. I needs me a second job. Mama needs a coat and all for krimus. Maybe you can ax NA Chairman E Gee to contact King Kuumba and hook a bruva up!
Victor_Spoonbridge
11-28-2004, 06:29 PM
[QUOTE=Klaus]
He ax you for your money
To help him fight da Jew
But he mostly get his freak on
At d' expense of me and you[/QUOTE]
This would be funnier if it wasn't so true. Just like all the one's before her, GoGoNaziGirl will find out about Ari Gliebowitz the hard way. A guy who is in his forties, who loves porno so much, has never been married and has a seemingly unlimited supply of disposable income isn't likely to settle down even with a Playboy slut.
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