Why do Lions lick their assholes?










To get the bad taste of nigger out of their mouths.








I was inspired by the joke, Why do dogs lick their balls... Because they can...

Why do Lions lick their assholes?










To get the bad taste of nigger out of their mouths.


Why do Gorillas paint their balls red?










So they can hide in Cherry Trees without being seen.
:p

I have often wondered who wrote nigger jokes...

I have heard this version also as "Why do police dogs lick their..."

I enjoy this one:

Why did God make niggers just a bit smarter than horses?







So they don't shit in the street at parades.

I have written one:

Nigger fortune cookie: A lottery ticket in a crack vial.


My cousin came up with a good one that is much easier told in person, while driving a car.

Why do niggers drive like this (slouched low in the seat and leaning to the side)?





They don't know the vents are adjustable (reaching up with a finger and flipping an air conditioning vent).


This one hasn't made it back around to me yet... but hopefully in time.

I have told it nearly every time I spend more than an hour in the car with someone I haven't told before... It comes to mind, matter of fact, nearly every time I adjust my air conditioning vent. Remember it next time you change the vent in your car and tell a friend...

What do you call a blackwomen who has aborton?





A Crimestopper!!

Why do Gorillas paint their balls red?

So they can hide in Cherry Trees without being seen.
:p

....which leads to the 2nd part:

Why did Tarzan get two broken arms ?.






He went Cherry-picking.
:rolleyes:

Old standby, you've all heard it I'm sure. But it always gets a chuckle.




What's long and hard on a black man?








The third grade.


:D

And another hoary old joke about th' African environment:

Q. Whats Green and Red and hangs from the Jungle? .










A. Gorilla Snot. :cool:



(Which as a footnote to Culture and History has gaven rise to that fancy wet bar mixture of Bailey's Irish Cream, Creme de Menthe, Vodka and Ribena (a blackcurrant fruit cordial) - which when shaken (not stirred) generates a cloying incompatible mixture of Liquor like a green and red oil slick with lumps; the sophisticated cocktail known as Gorilla Snot.

The next time your upmarket girlfriend takes you to a fancy uptown bar in your best Tux or Dinner jacket; You can impress the assembled company and the Cocktail Bar tender with your sublime urbanity as a man-about-town by asking for, you guessed;
a long tall iced glass of Gorilla Snot.........It works for me.
;)