Okay, hold on to your seat for this trailer, and try not to laugh your ass off. :D

It has all the goodness and humanity the American Negro!

It has:


The "mansion owning" negro

The "I'm not like the other crack smokaz" negro

The "forgiving and loving" negro woman

The "poetic and literate" negro

The "sensitive" negro male

All the "religious" negros... (except for the one that owns the White man's mansion)

All that and much more!

http://www.apple.com/trailers/lions_gate/diaryofamadblackwoman/

ROTFLMAO!!! What I haven't been able to figure out yet is if the... thing that opens the door with a fucking gray wig on its head and says "you live in a mansion on da otha' side o' town, what da hell yu doin' in da ghetto!" is supposed to be a man or a woman.

Meh, it looks okay, a little over dramtaic, but possibly tolerable. I think that whole whig thing is something like they had going on in the "nutty proffesor", so it's most likely a man.

What the fuck was that? Blacks attempting to act through a shill's script? It's like a 2 hour theatre presentation of shit on a shingle. Why even go you dumb coons? The whole movie has been condensed into the trailer.

It seems to me amerikwan blacks are the most genetically and mentally fucked up animals on the planets. They don't even have the dignity of an wild african dog to mate with their own.

ROTFLMAO!!! What I haven't been able to figure out yet is if the... thing that opens the door with a fucking gray wig on its head and says "you live in a mansion on da otha' side o' town, what da hell yu doin' in da ghetto!" is supposed to be a man or a woman.

What has Eddie Murphy done to us?

Wow. So the blue-gum husband ditches his babymomma for a White lady... well, not really a lady... Anyway, she only gets through it with the help of her androgynous mammy and the corn-rowed Redbone who has just enough White genes to make him sensitive and understanding of a woman's needs. It's got romance. It's got drama. It's got melodrama.

It's got me wanting to puke.