Full fry up 'Neeps and tatties (in Ox Lard not cooking oil) , Fried Bread with salted Beef Dripping, plate of fried Porage, then a deep fried Mars bar washed down with Iron bru. (For those not of Highland descent, IronBru is an ethnic-market segment carbonated drink filtered through old socks made by my old school friend Ian Barr aka Barrs of Glasgow) .

Is this the best breakfast ever? or enough to make you feel as sick as a LilyPad with a window frame upon its head?

But then again, I am Scottish. :D

[QUOTE=NutHouseSmere]Full fry up 'Neeps and tatties (in Ox Lard not cooking oil) , Fried Bread with salted Beef Dripping, plate of fried Porage, then a deep fried Mars bar washed down with Iron bru. (For those not of Highland descent, IronBru is an ethnic-market segment carbonated drink filtered through old socks made by my old school friend Ian Barr aka Barrs of Glasgow) .

Is this the best breakfast ever? or enough to make you feel as sick as a LilyPad with a window frame upon its head?

But then again, I am Scottish. :D[/QUOTE]


You might as well be from outer space to us Yanks!

I would say eggs scrambled bacon or pork sausage and hash browns and coffee. Such as you might find at a diner or truck stop.

[QUOTE=Alex Linder]You might as well be from outer space to us Yanks!

I would say eggs scrambled bacon or pork sausage and hash browns and coffee. Such as you might find at a diner or truck stop.[/QUOTE]

Greasy spoons or diner cars,you cant lose with that.Plus you're not eating garbage chow and supporting some corporate chain.

It is imperative that a white nationalist's breakfast consist of at least 80 percent cholesterol.

When I visit Florida you can get a decent breakfast in a diner for about 3 bucks. Bob Evan's Sunshine Skillet platter is excellent. IHOP's omelettes are superb, but pricey.

[QUOTE=Jim Crowe]
When I visit Florida you can get a decent breakfast in a diner for about 3 bucks. Bob Evan's Sunshine Skillet platter is excellent. IHOP's omelettes are superb, but pricey.[/QUOTE]

Too many nogs at the IHOP; you're more likely to sit next to a White family at Bob Evan's.

Heh... Bob Evan's...

When I was a kid, we used to drive over to Bob Evan's Farm in Ohio to go canoeing and such. Anyway, one time we went and they had scheduled a chicken-flying competition (they've got a mighty impressive chicken-throwing tower) and an RC airplane rally on the same day. I remember thinking that it had the potential to turn into a bloody mess. Fortunately, no poultry got the propellor treatment.

[QUOTE=NutHouseSmere]Full fry up 'Neeps and tatties (in Ox Lard not cooking oil) , Fried Bread with salted Beef Dripping, plate of fried Porage, then a deep fried Mars bar washed down with Iron bru. (For those not of Highland descent...[/B]) .
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Superfluous of any of these odd concoctions, one query: how do fry a Mars bar?

[QUOTE=Alex Linder]I would say eggs scrambled bacon or pork sausage and hash browns and coffee. Such as you might find at a diner or truck stop.[/QUOTE]

Yep, this is about it. I'd substitute grits for the hash browns, though -- or both, if I could get my way. Biscuits with butter, maybe some white gravy. Oh, and butter on the grits.

Enkidu

A nice Big Mac, kangaroo-meat burger from McDon**lds, is a good start to the day and puts a spring in your step all day long.

[QUOTE=Intrepid]Superfluous of any of these odd concoctions, one query: how do fry a Mars bar?[/QUOTE]
That is a treat in Britain and New England. I saw a special about it on the food channel a couple years ago.

They dip them in batter (like they do fish) and deep-fry them for 30 seconds until the batter is crunchy and the Mars bar is melted. It is fast becoming a hit all over the world at privately owned restaurants. The home deep fryer may want to freeze his mars bar first as the oil is not hot enough in a home vat to fry the batter before the bar oozes out.

Also in England they have different wrappers.

http://www.yumfood.net/recipes/deepfriedmars.html
Deep Fried Mars Bars Recipe (!) | yum!
A recipe, believe it or not, for deep-fried Mars bars, from our friends in Scotland. ... White Trash Recipes: Deep-fried Mars Bars. submitted by Martin in Scotland ...


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Deep Fried Mars Bars Recipe
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Deep Fried Mars Bars

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/654750.stm
BBC News | SCOTLAND | French batter Mars bars menu
Thursday, 24 February, 2000, 08:29 GMT French batter Mars bars menu. Deep fried Mars Bars originated in Scotland A Scottish chef

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http://www.scotland.com/forums/showthread.php3?threadid=15172&pagenumber=2
Questions about Deep Fried Mars Bars
HollyElise. Thank you. Unfortunately the recipe doesn't say what kind of milk to use, but i'm guessing they use unseparated, non-homogenized milk... and i really haven't a clue where i could get some! ... Scotland.com Discussion Forum > Cuisine. Questions about Deep Fried Mars Bars.


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[SIZE=3](that sound you hear is your arteries slamming shut.)[/SIZE]

This cup filled up to here with milk and topped up with Swiss-roasted espresso coffee from this coffee cooker followed by freshly pressed orange juice. http://tinypic.com/umvsx
After copping my caffeine rush, I jump into the shower and bring my kid to kindergarten. He rides his bicycle and I jog behind him, as an excuse to exercise, before eating anything. Since I have dinner when the kids are in bed, there’s enough calories left over, from the night before, to hold me off until about 10:30 AM. Espresso coffee is roasted in a way that prevents rancid acids from forming. It’s those rancid acids which aggrivate the stomach into thinking it is hungry.
Exercise or sexual intercourse is important to get the coffee integrated into one’s circulation. To lay down, after drinking coffee, will make one tired, in which case coffee will act as a sleeping tablet.
Which reminds me, this guy from the States visited me here and wanted to see southern France and play his numbers theory in a casino in Monaco. So, we drove down there and slept in campgrounds in my Renault which had fold-down front seats which were comfortable and folded flat, making a decent bed. Now this guy was considerably older and woke up every morning spanking his monkey which is about as stressful as 10 normal sex acts. I didn’t think people did this at that age. This guy was overweight and smoked, on top of that. It was no wonder he was always tired and out of shape.
Going hungry mornings and eating until you’re only almost full is not necessarily a bad thing. That’s how the Mongoloid race of people in east Asia stay thin. That’s the secret of using chop sticks. I don’t say we should go that far, but personal discipline leads to a feeling of dignity. Proper eating, exercise and normal sexual relations or abstinence, when a partner isn’t available ( tugging the cyclops :eek: causes an extreme hormone imbalance, thus stressful on one’s psychological processes ) are the keys to staying young and healthy.
For my eating breakfast, I prefer these thing called “Toasties” which are wholewheat muffin type things you could pop into a toaster, then cut them in half. I’ll go out and buy some tomorrow and upload a photo of what they look like. I spread either peanut butter and jam on them or small amounts of butter only. A couple of these will hold me off until noon

Us bruthas likes ta' start da' mo'nins off right wif a nice, big tasty breh'fiss. We be eatin' shit like lima beans....an' Kool-Aid....an' Spaghetti-O's....an' da' leavin's from last night's KFC twenny-fo' piece bucket. An' to tops it all off, we be knockin' back a cupla bottles uh Cisco, an' shit....

(Shit'll sho' 'nuff sen' yo' black ass flyin' to da' damn toilet lickety-split....lemme tell y'all whitebread muhfukkas!)

[QUOTE=sean(doc)martin]That is a treat in Britain and New England. I saw a special about it on the food channel a couple years ago.
....that sound you hear is your arteries slamming shut.)[/QUOTE]
Certainly not mine, but yours. I guess England is close enough to scotland where they eat Haggus :eek: Now you people resort to raiding the diaper pail at your local nursery. I suggest moving to Cambodia
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[QUOTE=Kind Lampshade Maker tugging the cyclops ]http://tinypic.com/umvsx[/QUOTE]
Are you trying to photograph a still life with your new toy there you Nolte wanna be and what kind of strange people do you associate with?
Now to my breakfast. Cracker bread topped with a slice of cheese and Icelandic pickeled herring. If theres company a shot of Norwegian aquavit and a beer make a great compliment. I used to stock up on the herring when I drove over to Sweden to tank up and buy cigarettes. Iceland has the cleanest sea water in Europe. Thats why you can taste the difference.

Agreed.

But has anyone heard of a 'Mexican Breakfast' ? - it consists of:
a glass of water and a cigarette. :rolleyes:

The Western Isles equivalent of the Mexican breakfast is Brose a favored staple of my Cruithin kinfolk.

Brose is a gruel mix of Scotts porage Oats and water. To season a Brose, it can I feel be seasoned with Uisqebaugh - the highland 'water of life' (Scotii Whiskey) that had been recorded as early as 123 AD in Tacitus's account of Hadrians (first campaign) of pacification of the Scots lowland borders.

Though some say so (and with good cause I feel) as in John Knox's Northumbrian Despatches (first edition) of 1713 that Hadrian could not have experienced Uisqebaugh as the first licenced M-Celt distilleries had not been opened in time for the First Roman Campaign.

Which had I think only attained (by fierce skirmishes with Dall'Riatha and affiliated Ulster Scotii tribes), limited incursion as far only as the fortified Pale and fringes of the Kyle of Lochalsh.

As per evidence of Pict tribal artefacts found on the Isle of Skye.

And other earlier Celt settlement.

And evidence of many others.

Brose can be eaten with Tatties a la Morningside (similar I feel to Sauteed potatoes) a delicacy first popularised in Edinburghs Aberdeen Angus Steak House .

I enjoy a Lender's Bagel, Starbuck's Coffee, and gefilte fish to start off my kosher day.

You goyim are killing me vhith all dis pork! Oy veh! :D

[QUOTE=The Cyclops]Are you trying to photograph a still life with your new toy there you Nolte wanna be and what kind of strange people do you associate with?...[/QUOTE]
None of them are 2 bit drag Elvises. Furthermore, no1 ever gave me anything. I've only had 1 toy in my entire life and if Santa doesn't start giving some up, I'll quit prostheletising his existence to my children.
Now back to my breakfast:
http://tinypic.com/vaush
Left: that’s them
Upper right: That’s what they look like, after toasting. It’s only to pull them apart as you would a….. ;)
Lower right: Spread-eagle and steamy. Reminds me of a foolish event I took part in, as a teenager, while hogging a sau I bagged, in my car on a cold Michigan winter night

[QUOTE=Kind Lampshade Maker]Now you people resort to raiding the diaper pail at your local nursery. I suggest moving to Cambodia
http://www.telescreen.org/puddinparty/IM000191.JPG[/QUOTE]LOL! I didn't get what you were saying for a second there, KLM...

[QUOTE=Alex Linder]You might as well be from outer space to us Yanks!

I would say eggs scrambled bacon or pork sausage and hash browns and coffee. Such as you might find at a diner or truck stop.[/QUOTE]

You call yourself a yank? And from MO?

My breakfast:

3 eggs fried in real butter, spiced sausage and bacon, a pecan and raspberry pancake w/ real maple syrup and whipped cream, a bowl of oatmeal w/ brown sugar and nutmeg and raisins, 8 oz. glass of real grape juice and cup of organic hazelnut coffe w/ cream and sugar.

And for desert... a blow job from Miss Sovenia. :D

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Yeah, but can she hum "The Star-spangled Banner" while doing so?

[QUOTE=Kind Lampshade Maker]None of them are 2 bit drag Elvises. Furthermore, no1 ever gave me anything. I've only had 1 toy in my entire life and if Santa doesn't start giving some up, I'll quit prostheletising his existence to my children.
Now back to my breakfast:
http://tinypic.com/vaush
Left: that’s them
Upper right: That’s what they look like, after toasting. It’s only to pull them apart as you would a….. ;)
Lower right: Spread-eagle and steamy. Reminds me of a foolish event I took part in, as a teenager, while hogging a sau I bagged, in my car on a cold Michigan winter night[/QUOTE]


Yeah, we have those "toastie" things in the US. We call them english muffins. BTW, what does your story about watching your fat friend jack-off in your car have to do with breakfast? Wait...Oh God...No...You didn't...did you?

[QUOTE=Odin]....BTW, what does your story about watching your fat friend jack-off in your car have to do with breakfast? Wait...Oh God...No...You didn't...did you?[/QUOTE]
I did neither watch nor look in that direction. He had at least the decency to do it under a blanket. While he did this, The Cyclops regurgitated his breakfast

[QUOTE=Kind Lampshade Maker] The Cyclops regurgitated his breakfast[/QUOTE]

I hope it wasnt regurgitated over the Driver's seat ?. :eek:
LOL.

[QUOTE=Dasyurus Maculatus]I hope it wasnt regurgitated over the Driver's seat ?. :eek:
LOL.[/QUOTE]
Well certainly not on the driver's seat which had the steering wheel in front of it. It's possible his married fist spilled the spunkings on the driver's seat which had the joy-stick above it