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Dasyurus Maculatus
12-06-2004, 12:14 AM
"About 120 million origami birds were air-dropped over southern Thailand yesterday in an attempt to quell a Muslim insurgency that has led to the deaths of more than 500 people this year" - news report. :D

Did the yellow air force mis-hear a vocal command ('Chinese Whispers') in requisitioning airborne munitions to drop on militant Gooks?.

Instead of 'Oligami Birds' did they really mean to order 'Napralm'? or 'Agent Olange'?, or 'Cruster bombs' and 'Flagmentation gwenades'.

If the yellow Generals really did hope that dropping paper birds might quell an armed uprising , is it a triumph of appeasement over reality.

Anima Eternae
12-06-2004, 01:49 AM
Kill the Muslims. End of problem.

C'mon Thai, get your ass in gear.


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MOMUS
12-06-2004, 02:55 AM
So, you're privy to the neoconservative game-plan. You and George bush and the rest of us. Go eat some victory-fries and tune in for some fair and balanced FOXNEWS.

Edit: That's "Freedom Fries " isn't it? Victory cabbage, freedom-fries, same thing. We have always been at war with Old Europe, eh comrade? Them and Muslimania.
We can't give credit to those "cheese-eating surrender-monkeys", right?

[QUOTE=Anima Eternae]Kill the Muslims. End of problem.

C'mon Thai, get your ass in gear.


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TheGreenMan
12-10-2004, 01:00 PM
Appeasement never works. Dropping Origami birds was a waste of paper.