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Ceallachain
January 2nd, 2005, 09:56 PM
Oh, this one will be a riot. :rolleyes:
Will Smith plays a love doctor who teaches (white) men what women really want, how to dance and how they should groom themselves. It was bad enough I had to view this trailer once before "Alexander" started, but the theater made a "mistake" and showed it twice.
My friend suggested a new title: "Lynch: The Cure for Will Smith."
Sieg
January 11th, 2005, 07:05 PM
Oh, this one will be a riot. :rolleyes:
Will Smith plays a love doctor who teaches (white) men what women really want, how to dance and how they should groom themselves. It was bad enough I had to view this trailer once before "Alexander" started, but the theater made a "mistake" and showed it twice.
My friend suggested a new title: "Lynch: The Cure for Will Smith."
Well, Ceallachain, if anyone could teach a White man those lessons, it would be a nigger.
GROOMING.
Lesson #1. Using the index finger and thumb, search your scalp area and locate and collect all nits, lice, and fleas living on scalp. Eat them.
Lesson #2. Using both paws, spread apart the hair of the abdomen and groin and locate all nits, lice, and fleas living there. Eat them.
WHAT WOMEN WANT.
Lesson #1. If a woman passes close to you, mount her. When you've finished, attack her.
Lesson #2. Women love body odour, stale sweat, and bad breath.
DANCING.
Lesson #1. Avoid holding the woman when dancing. Dance in front of her and display. Make coarse gestures of obvious obscenity while displaying.
Will Smith; what a joke! Isn't it funny how Hollywood niggers are getting dumber-looking these days? Used to be that a nig had to have something going for him, before he could get into movies. Now, any dopey, fugly coon can become a "star".
DJ_Zarathustra
January 11th, 2005, 09:04 PM
GROOMING.
Lesson #1. Using the index finger and thumb, search your scalp area and locate and collect all nits, lice, and fleas living on scalp. Eat them.
Lesson #2. Using both paws, spread apart the hair of the arms and groin and locate all nits, lice, and fleas living there. Eat them.
WHAT WOMEN WANT.
Lesson #1. If a woman passes close to you, mount her. When you've finished, attack her.
Lesson #2. Women love body odour, stale sweat, and bad breath.
DANCING.
Lesson #1. Avoid holding the woman when dancing. Dance in front of her and display. Make coarse gestures of obvious obscenity while displaying.
Do you realize how painful it is to clamp one's jaw shut in an effort to prevent ice-cold Coca Cola from being blasted all over one's monitor?
Don't ever do that again, Sieg.
diabloblanco92
January 12th, 2005, 03:39 AM
Oh, this one will be a riot. :rolleyes:
Will Smith plays a love doctor who teaches (white) men what women really want, how to dance and how they should groom themselves. It was bad enough I had to view this trailer once before "Alexander" started, but the theater made a "mistake" and showed it twice.
My friend suggested a new title: "Lynch: The Cure for Will Smith."
May I suggest impalement. The funniest part was in "Independence Day"when they had this dorky little Nigger knocking out a 12 foot 1000 Lb 10 armed space alien by konking him on the head with his bare fist....yeah right.
diablo
diabloblanco92
January 12th, 2005, 03:41 AM
Well, Ceallachain, if anyone could teach a White man those lessons, it would be a nigger.
GROOMING.
Lesson #1. Using the index finger and thumb, search your scalp area and locate and collect all nits, lice, and fleas living on scalp. Eat them.
Lesson #2. Using both paws, spread apart the hair of the arms and groin and locate all nits, lice, and fleas living there. Eat them.
WHAT WOMEN WANT.
Lesson #1. If a woman passes close to you, mount her. When you've finished, attack her.
Lesson #2. Women love body odour, stale sweat, and bad breath.
DANCING.
Lesson #1. Avoid holding the woman when dancing. Dance in front of her and display. Make coarse gestures of obvious obscenity while displaying.
Will Smith; what a joke! Isn't it funny how Hollywood niggers are getting dumber-looking these days? Used to be that a nig had to have something going for him, before he could get into movies. Now, any dopey, fugly coon can become a "star".
That is one of the most funny posts I have ever seen!
Sieg
January 12th, 2005, 03:43 AM
Do you realize how painful it is to clamp one's jaw shut in an effort to prevent ice-cold Coca Cola from being blasted all over one's monitor?
Don't ever do that again, Sieg.
Heh, heh! :D
Sieg
January 12th, 2005, 03:45 AM
That is one of the most funny posts I have ever seen!
Glad you enjoyed it, Diabloblanco. :D
diabloblanco92
January 12th, 2005, 03:54 AM
Let me see if I understand this. We need fags to tell us how to dress to attract our women , we need Cocos to show us how to dance with the same object in mind.
The funny and sad thing is that therre are large numbers of White men who take this comically deranged crap seriously, who feel that they are such a total absence of ANYTHING, such blank slates, that even the advice of but-fucking, child molesting shit eating faggot trash sucking poop out of each others asses is something to be followed as if it were written on a mountain in stone by a firey finger
That the silly moronic gyrations of lice infested half-apes are a means of connecting with their women more effective than the trances of Whirling Dervishes would be in impressing Allah...SCREW THIS!
diablo
Sieg
January 12th, 2005, 04:25 AM
The funny and sad thing is that there are large numbers of White men who take this comically deranged crap seriously, who feel that they are such a total absence of ANYTHING, such blank slates, that even the advice of butt-fucking, child-molesting shit-eating faggot trash sucking poop out of each others asses is something to be followed as if it were written on a mountain in stone by a firey finger. diablo
Hey, Diablo, don't beat around the bush! Speak your mind! :D
Yes, it's infuriating and depressing. And you know what I find really ironic? The fact that these creeps have been told that they're entitled to increase their self-esteem!
What kind of a sick world is it where White men consider coons and fags to be their betters?
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