Bob Geldof has got musicians together for "Flood Aid". So far Muddy Waters, The Drifters, Wet Wet Wet and the Beach Boys have agreed to sing 'The Tide is High'

Two sharks having a conversation
1st shark. Do you fancy a take out tonight?
2nd shark. Okay, shall we have Thai or Indian!

What is the Asians new way of keeping fit?? Swim fast

Why is the UN asking for soap donations for South Asia? Because the Indonesians are all washing up on the beaches.

Santa Claus was too busy to stop in Sri Lanka this year so he gave them a big wave as he went by.

What is the definition of Tsunami? It's 150,000 Asians doing the "Wave".

How do you say Tsunami in Chinese? GLUB GLUB GLUB

What is the main sport in Indonesia? BODY SURFING!

Clint Eastwood is thinking of remaking one of his old movies...
this one will be named "THAI PLAINS DRIFTER"


And the number one is?

















Not quite yet.















How do you stop a tsunami?




You throw 160,000 Asians in front of it.




http://www.tsunamijoke.com/jokepics/56.jpg


http://www.tsunamijoke.com/jokepics/57.jpg

LMFAO. That's good shit.

/me falls out of her chair laughing

How do you say Tsunami in Chinese? GLUB GLUB GLUB

I don't get this one...

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I don't get this one...

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It's the sound they make when they're gasping for air and get water instead, I think.

It's the sound they make when they're gasping for air and get water instead, I think.

Yeah, but it didn't hit China...


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Heard this one yesterday.

Did you hear the Billabong surfing Pro Am this year was won by an Indonesian on a kitchen table

Yeah, but it didn't hit China...


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Perhaps that is why I didn't make it number one.

Yeah, but it didn't hit China...


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Hmmm.. good point.

Knock! Knock!
Who's There?
Sue.
Sue WHo?
SUE NAMIIIII!!

What's the least popular detergent in Indonesia?
Tide.

Aren't the beachfront cities in Thailand without power?
No, there's plenty of current running through the towns.

What did the photographer say, when about to photograph a group of tourists?
"WAVE!"

New name for the island of Phuket: Phuked.

This week is Indonesian hygiene week. Thousands will be washing up on the beach.

Did you hear that dishwasher manufacturers have stopped sending any dishwashers to Asia? Apparently asians have started washing up on local beaches.

Why are so many sharks stricken with diarrhea?
They've been eating Thai food all week.

What did the racist beachfront hotel owner say while standing at the registration desk?
Who let the Indian in?

What's the least popular detergent in Indonesia?
Tide.

Aren't the beachfront cities in Thailand without power?
No, there's plenty of current running through the towns.

This week is Indonesian hygiene week. Thousands will be washing up on the beach.

Why are so many sharks stricken with diarrhea?
They've been eating Thai food all week.

What did the racist beachfront hotel owner say while standing at the registration desk?
Who let the Indian in?Those are my favorite from that bunch. Good ones, Todd. :D

How you quibble. The most famous photos of the recent tsunami were actually taken from one that hit China a couple of years ago, so cut the niggling.
Don't be such a damned NIGGLER!

Yeah, but it didn't hit China...


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Those are my favorite from that bunch. Good ones, Todd. :D

You're welcome. 11:45pm and I'm Googling for tsunami jokes... :rolleyes:

Now you go to bed and I'll do the same... deal?

How you quibble. The most famous photos of the recent tsunami were actually taken from one that hit China a couple of years ago, so cut the niggling.
Don't be such a damned NIGGLER!

Better than being a jewy jewish kike hebe jew.


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Now you go to bed and I'll do the same... deal?You can go to bed, I'm gonna be up for quite a while. I have a new toy to play with.

I don't get this one...

How do you say Tsunami in Japanese? Tsunami.

End of lesson. :)

:D

Its funny how humour always comes out of tragedy....Ironic, no?