sponge bathed patient:
"...Villareal was fired from his job at Sharp Coronado Hospital after he allegedly masturbated in front of a sick man he gave a sponge bath to in September 2003..."
http://www.10news.com/news/4113926/detail.html?subid=22100481&qs=1;bp=t

Never trust a male nurse: I'd wager that 90% of them are fudgepackers - and most of the hospital murders are committed by the bastards.