View Full Version : You might be a redneck if. . .
sean(doc)martin
01-21-2005, 10:24 PM
We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years. It's time to take a reflective look at the core beliefs of a culture that values home, family, country and God. If I had to stand before a dozen terrorists who threaten my life, I'd choose a half dozen or so rednecks to back me up. Tire irons, squirrel guns and grit -- that's what rednecks are made of. I hope I am one of those. Ya'll know who ya are...
You might be a redneck if. . .
It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, "One nation, under God. . "
You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.
You still say "Christmas" instead of "The Holidays."
You bow your head when someone prays.
You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.
You treat Vietnam vets with great respect, and always have.
You've never burned an American flag.
You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.
You respect your elders and expect your kids to do the same.
You'd give your last dollar to a friend.
Invisible Umpire
01-22-2005, 12:12 AM
[QUOTE=sean(doc)martin]
You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.
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If nothing else, the dirteater is not afraid to stand up for what he believes, even if it's wrong and no matter who is not listening.
Rounder
01-22-2005, 10:03 AM
Redneck jokes, Polock jokes, Blonde jokes were all made popular and widespread by the jews' media, for the simple reason that kikes hate and fear those groups the most. Simple as that, really.
The lemmings naturally pick up on those jokes and spread them around - "Monkey see, monkey do."
White Will
01-22-2005, 01:40 PM
[QUOTE=Rounder]Redneck jokes, Polock jokes, Blonde jokes were all made popular and widespread by the jews' media, for the simple reason that kikes hate and fear those groups the most. Simple as that, really.
The lemmings naturally pick up on those jokes and spread them around - "Monkey see, monkey do."[/QUOTE]
Exactly! My materialistic, "successful (by Yid standards)," now entirely estranged brother once told some inane redneck joke to me and my father. I didn't crack so much as a grin, but said, "I have one. If some thoughtless White idiot tells a redneck joke or laughs at a redneck joke, he might be a race traitor." That even got a belly laugh out of the old man who despised my racial politics because it's not considered respectable to constantly rock the boat as I do.
Nigger jokes and Jew jokes are my favorites to tell -- real ice-breakers around new people to guage their degree of Political Correctness. The real pussies are thoroughly conditioned to fear that someone might see them smile at such "hate." But they looooooove redneck jokes and dumb blond jokes, don't they? Someone who looks all around before whispering a nigger joke is also a big pussy.
Hey, Doc, did you know that if a White man -- especially a purported Jew-fighter -- turns his life over to a mythical Jewish bastard, the supposed son of the imaginary Jewish tribal god, then it's likely that he might be a gullible fool?
A friend told me last night that when she tried to enlighten some Xian goy fool that the Jews run the mass media the fool's reply was, "But Jesus was a Jew." Brilliant!!!! That is supposed to shut down the debate and send the "anti-Semite" scurrying for cover. Ha! Why don't you take your "Aryans are the real Jews" nonsense to these Jew-worshipping white Xians instead of trying to make your irrational arguments seem rational to a bunch of thick-necked rationalists who laugh at you everytime you hit "Send Reply?" Are you one of those Xians who is into self-flaggelation, or something? Why would you debase yourself and emasculate yourself by embracing such superstitious, suicidal claptrap as you find between the covers of the Jewish Book of Fables? Did you come to your strong beliefs through a rational process by doing a comparative analysis of all religions, or did you simply conform to what your family and neighbors at the Church of X believe so you could fit in? I already know the answer to that question. For the most part we are non-conformists here; we've broken out of the pen and we are mad as hell that we and our people have been spoon fed Jewish lies for so long. You need to either shape up or ship out, my Bible-thumping friend. You are bordering on my Ignore list with your counterproductive Jewish spookcraft.
Antiochus Epiphanes
01-22-2005, 02:01 PM
I make it a habit to get offended if I hear somebody say "White trash." I say, if by that you mean poor White people, many of my kin were poor at one time. Do you have a problem with clean hard working poor White people? By that time they realize they have exposed themselves for fools.
I've never heard anybody but Whites use the term. Oh, and usually the people who use it are the kinds of people who are pretty close to it themselves in one way or another.
Redneck however is a more congenial term. And I have to say, I never heard cracker until I was older, but I frankly like that term. It's snappy. Cracker! Like Cracker of the whip?
Antiochus Epiphanes
01-22-2005, 02:10 PM
Possession of wealth, gain of wealth, and virtue have little in common.
The only nexus is self discipline. It is possible, however, to be a self disciplined liar cheat and thief. Hence, a skilled and wealthy criminal or looter, but a person of low virtue nonetheless.
Integrity is usually inversely proportional to how "successful" somebody is in the usual American sense of the word. Sincerity, honor, courage-- all virtues in short supply among "the successful."
The challenge for us is how to become "successful" in the area of fundraising, the media business, and politics, all obstacles notwithstanding, and retain honor among ourselves. It seems this is a challenge most proWhite folks have not quite mastered. However, I am deeply encouraged by years of observing Alex Linder and how he has responded to many fallings out and obstacles with dignity and aplomb. Also, I am impressed with how Frazier Glenn Miller has returned to the affray from the difficulties which he encountered, and when I see White Will enduring who seems to me the very embodiment of tenacity and perserverance and dedication, I am heartened indeed. I think this team will make an excellent showing and will achieve a golden mean between honor, necessity, and success.
King_Tiger
01-22-2005, 02:12 PM
Why is this is the Civil Forum?
[QUOTE=Rounder]Redneck jokes, Polock jokes, Blonde jokes were all made popular and widespread by the jews' media, for the simple reason that kikes hate and fear those groups the most. Simple as that, really.
The lemmings naturally pick up on those jokes and spread them around - "Monkey see, monkey do."[/QUOTE]I've never taken those joke to be anything more than just that, jokes. I tend to lump the redneck/polock/blonde jokes in the with the nigger/jew/fat/your mama jokes. Hell, when I was a blonde I told more blonde jokes than anyone else I knew. I don't take any of them seriously, and I didn't think anyone else really did either.
sean(doc)martin
01-22-2005, 04:56 PM
[QUOTE=Antiochus Epiphanes]I make it a habit to get offended if I hear somebody say "White trash." I say, if by that you mean poor White people, many of my kin were poor at one time. Do you have a problem with clean hard working poor White people? By that time they realize they have exposed themselves for fools. [/QUOTE]
Well said.
Redneck however is a more congenial term.
That only bothers me when I hear it used by self-hating white people. I proudly consider myself a redneck.
[QUOTE=King_Tiger]Why is this is the Civil Forum?[/QUOTE]
To keep it from turning into a flame war.
[QUOTE=White Will]Exactly! My materialistic, "successful (by Yid standards)," now entirely estranged brother once told some inane redneck joke to me and my father. [/QUOTE]
I don’t know your brother so this isn’t aimed at him just a thought.
Material wealth is how we base ourselves today. Anyone can steal from others or take advantage of those less fortunate than others to make themselves wealthy. The only way a person can get wealthy with true honor and dignity is to provide a valuable service to others that doesn’t harm his kinsmen. You employ people, help others while making yourself wealthy in the process. I build houses and provide people with affordable quality living spaces while making good money in the process.
Hey, Doc, did you know that if a White man -- especially a purported Jew-fighter -- turns his life over to a mythical Jewish bastard, the supposed son of the imaginary Jewish tribal god, then it's likely that he might be a gullible fool?
I hardly consider myself a fool. Actually I am more Jew wise that 99.999% of the world. I spend my days teaching others about the evils of the Jew. I wouldn’t think that is what you would consider a fool.
A friend told me last night that when she tried to enlighten some Xian goy fool that the Jews run the mass media the fool's reply was, "But Jesus was a Jew."
He was? When did that start?
Did you come to your strong beliefs through a rational process by doing a comparative analysis of all religions, or did you simply conform to what your family and neighbors at the Church of X believe so you could fit in?
Neither of my parents were Christians. I didn’t have any Christian friends and I spent five years comparing religions and after narrowing it down I then compared different Christian factions. I came to the faith that the to be correct in religion I would have to be a member of the Church of Christ.
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