Here are a few ways to celebrate black history...


1. Don't wipe your ass for the entire month.

2. Make sure everything you say is composed of only the letters D and B. (du dud de du bibbede budda du muthafuggha)

3. Try taking part in traditional expressions of black hertitage ( gang rape, armed robbery, drug dealing, looking silly, winning Academy Awards)

4. Recognize the achievements of all the black scientists, but make sure you only recognize the ones who were not educated or influienced by exposure to White culture. (Oh dang, there aren't any! oh well..)

5. Forget how to read, write, speak, think, invent, or communicate, and then demand a promotion at work.

Feel free to add your own ways you celebrate black history, niggers have SOOOOO much to teach us.

---------- IMPORTANT DATES IN NIGGER HISTORY-----------

1) 1306 A.D. --Niggers discover fire by accident, and use it to style hair. Process is lost for a century because they tried to store it in a pond.
2) 1409 A.D. -- Niggers Rediscover fire while dry humping dead rhinoceros.
3) 1409 A.D. -- Niggers ban fire "'coz it be painful".
4) 1520 A.D. -- White man introduces the shovel to niggers.
5) 1521 A.D.--Niggers forget how to use shovel, and take an interest in picking various produce.
6) 1899 A.D. --- Anton Jackson is the first nigger to smoke menthol cigarettes.
7) 1953 A.D. -- Niggers receive welfare.
8) 1965 A.D. -- Niggers get H.U.D. and begin destroying your "Nebo hood".
9) 1965 A.D.--Niggers get Affinitive Action. Niggers are no longer useful in any conceivable manner.
10) 2009 A.D. -- Last Nigger dies of the A.I.D.S. virus. :D

[QUOTE=Warhammer]
10) 2009 A.D. -- Last Nigger dies of the A.I.D.S. virus. :D[/QUOTE]


I wish......

[QUOTE=Warhammer]---------- IMPORTANT DATES IN NIGGER HISTORY-----------

1) 1306 A.D. --Niggers discover fire by accident, and use it to style hair. Process is lost for a century because they tried to store it in a pond.
2) 1409 A.D. -- Niggers Rediscover fire while dry humping dead rhinoceros.
3) 1409 A.D. -- Niggers ban fire "'coz it be painful".
4) 1520 A.D. -- White man introduces the shovel to niggers.
5) 1521 A.D.--Niggers forget how to use shovel, and take an interest in picking various produce.
6) 1899 A.D. --- Anton Jackson is the first nigger to smoke menthol cigarettes.
7) 1953 A.D. -- Niggers receive welfare.
8) 1965 A.D. -- Niggers get H.U.D. and begin destroying your "Nebo hood".
9) 1965 A.D.--Niggers get Affinitive Action. Niggers are no longer useful in any conceivable manner.



""10) 2009 A.D. -- Last Nigger dies of the A.I.D.S. virus. :D"""

Lets keep the dream alive, brutha!

Don't forget the fine inventions of the Afro-American, like this special soap for blacks.

http://stderr.de/funstuff/nigger.jpg

[QUOTE=Oprichniki]Don't forget the fine inventions of the Afro-American, like this special soap for blacks.

http://stderr.de/funstuff/nigger.jpg[/QUOTE]


LOL! I can't read it very well, but the line beneath the Negro's caricature seems to say: "Black soap fo' Black faces!"? LOL!

[QUOTE=Racial Inquisitor]LOL! I can't read it very well, but the line beneath the Negro's caricature seems to say: "Black soap fo' Black faces!"? LOL![/QUOTE]


Yep, made waaaayyy back when a nigger actually knew how to say the word 'sir!"