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Alex Linder
March 14th, 2005, 09:00 PM
I was watching a tape of MTV. They had two guys on dates with "coaches." The one "coach" tells this wimply white guy to tell his date a joke:
Q: How do you starve a redneck?
A: Hide his welfare check under a bar of soap.
First of all, that's a nigger joke. Second, how did his neck get red? By working in the field or on the construction site. Rednecks work. Niggers don't. Ergo, the joke is not funny.
Not the first time I've seen recycled nigger jokes.
As for "Pimp my Ride" I see why capital loves niggers. They're the ultimate buy-crap-you-don't-need-at-ridiculous-interest-rates market segment.
How 'bout pimping our country? We get rid of these nasty old apes and shitskins hoodbeaters that dirty jew sold us and upgrade to the latest in hominid technolgy: beautiful green and blue-eyed Aryans, with slim bodies, super high IQs, creativity and stable personalities.
N.B. Forrest
March 14th, 2005, 11:17 PM
Another thing I loathe is the way gutter coonisms are M(eme)TVed into the empty heads of pig-ignorant White kids: "Pimp" my "ride"; "sick" as a synonym for "great"; "shut up!" instead of "you're kidding!"; not bassetball jungle bunnies, but "African-Americans" with "mad hops", on & on & on & on......
Derrick Beukeboom
March 15th, 2005, 12:11 AM
Whites are afraid of niggers.
Niggers love to act the part....everything about them is about posturing and intimidating Whites.
But at the end of the day, can you really blame niggers for this??
No, we can't. If it works, why not use this strategy?
Whites have little racial consciousness.
Whites have been brainwashed by jews on tv and in schools.
Whites are not naturalistic and pagan any more.
Whites love to be meek and giving.
Niggers are violent parasites who have correctly ID'd the Whites weaknesses.
Niggers are an aggressive breed with absolute hatred for Whites.
Niggers are predatory and will pick on the weak.
How often do you see niggers picking on the spics? Not much really because the spics have racial solidarity and are not as meek and giving as the Whites.
Until Whites evolve to be more aggressive (i.e. destroy the jews - but that's step 1!), then we will continue to see our race slowly destroy itself.
DJ_Zarathustra
March 15th, 2005, 09:27 AM
As for "Pimp my Ride" I see why capital loves niggers. They're the ultimate buy-crap-you-don't-need-at-ridiculous-interest-rates market segment.
What makes that show so amusing to any Aryan who has an interest in customizing cars is that they never talk about mechanical or engineering aspects, unlike old-time White hot-rodders, for whom performance and handling were paramount considerations. Like ghetto culture itself, it's all flash and no substance. There's nothing wrong with rebuilding an engine, brakes or suspension to stock specs, but that's not what matters to those people. Their only interest is in how much gaudy shit they can cram into the car. "Pimp" it, indeed.
Alex Linder
March 15th, 2005, 12:04 PM
Whites are afraid of niggers.
Niggers love to act the part....everything about them is about posturing and intimidating Whites.
But at the end of the day, can you really blame niggers for this??
No, we can't. If it works, why not use this strategy?
Whites have little racial consciousness.
Whites have been brainwashed by jews on tv and in schools.
Whites are not naturalistic and pagan any more.
Whites love to be meek and giving.
Niggers are violent parasites who have correctly ID'd the Whites weaknesses.
Niggers are an aggressive breed with absolute hatred for Whites.
Niggers are predatory and will pick on the weak.
How often do you see niggers picking on the spics? Not much really because the spics have racial solidarity and are not as meek and giving as the Whites.
Until Whites evolve to be more aggressive (i.e. destroy the jews - but that's step 1!), then we will continue to see our race slowly destroy itself.
Quite right. We often talk about waking people up, but really as much as anything we're simply deciding to reject racial suicide. And they may come with us who will. Those who immerse themselves in the destructive element will certainly be encouraged to do that.
The niggers do hate us, you're right. One of the nig bitches involved with the murder of DuFresne admitted they did it because she was happy and smiling. The nig bitches were jealous of her looks and happiness, so they cut her down. That's how niggers think. They hate us for our virtues, not our flaws. We are superior to them, and they know it. Doesn't mean we want to live among them and lord our superiority over them, oh no! We want nothing to do with them, period.
Alex Linder
March 15th, 2005, 12:17 PM
Another thing I loathe is the way gutter coonisms are M(eme)TVed into the empty heads of pig-ignorant White kids: "Pimp" my "ride"; "sick" as a synonym for "great"; "shut up!" instead of "you're kidding!"; not bassetball jungle bunnies, but "African-Americans" with "mad hops", on & on & on & on......
I hate that too. Eventually the "props" and such filters all the way down to the Pat Sajak level. Ugh. This is one reason VNN spreads counter memes and comes up with new White terms - to reflect reality denied by govermedia.
It seems that only jews and niggers are allowed to introducing new terms and ideas. Mass media serve the coming majority: not merely ignorant, but genetically incapable of learning.
"Pimp my ride" spreads memes that help jews and their advertisers:
- you need expensive rims (etc) for your car
- you are judged by your car (material goods), and prove your worthiness by spending more money than others
- nigs are sources of knowledge, gifts, service
I note that West Coast Custom (or whatever the name) is actually owned by a white guy. Yet most of the customizers are colored, making it look like nigs and mexes are technically competent.
Alex Linder
March 15th, 2005, 12:19 PM
What makes that show so amusing to any Aryan who has an interest in customizing cars is that they never talk about mechanical or engineering aspects, unlike old-time White hot-rodders, for whom performance and handling were paramount considerations. Like ghetto culture itself, it's all flash and no substance. There's nothing wrong with rebuilding an engine, brakes or suspension to stock specs, but that's not what matters to those people. Their only interest is in how much gaudy shit they can cram into the car. "Pimp" it, indeed.
Exactly. Niggers are all about externals, whereas Whites, at their best, are about challenge and mastery of essentials.
To be admired by niggers takes money; to be admired by Whites takes ability.
COTW
March 15th, 2005, 06:42 PM
.. They hate us for our virtues, not our flaws. We are superior to them, and they know it. Doesn't mean we want to live among them and lord our superiority over them, oh no! We want nothing to do with them, period.
Years ago I read a quote from Joe Sobran that said relatively the same thing. You familiar with it?
Alex Linder
March 15th, 2005, 07:13 PM
Years ago I read a quote from Joe Sobran that said relatively the same thing. You familiar with it?
I've seen him say it. He's probably said it more than once, but the time I remember he pretty much shut down analysis at that point, saying that he had certain darker views it were better not to go into. It's not just a white thing, either, it works within-race. Ugly hood ratessas will attack lighter skinned negresses and try to cut them with boxcutters because they are better - ie, more human-looking.
John in Woodbridge
March 16th, 2005, 06:09 AM
How 'bout pimping our country? We get rid of these nasty old apes and shitskins hoodbeaters that dirty jew sold us and upgrade to the latest in hominid technolgy: beautiful green and blue-eyed Aryans, with slim bodies, super high IQs, creativity and stable personalities.
The other week I was at our company meeting, and standing in front of me was this stunning blonde saleswoman, and standing next to her was a nappy-haired, half-evolved negress.
I was thinking it was incredible that the both of them were considered in same species.
What we have is inverse Darwinism, or the lesser races elevated and promoted by the jew.
Angle
March 16th, 2005, 08:53 PM
Whites are afraid of niggers.
Niggers love to act the part....everything about them is about posturing and intimidating Whites.
But at the end of the day, can you really blame niggers for this??
No, we can't. If it works, why not use this strategy?
Whites have little racial consciousness.
Whites have been brainwashed by jews on tv and in schools.
Whites are not naturalistic and pagan any more.
Whites love to be meek and giving.
Niggers are violent parasites who have correctly ID'd the Whites weaknesses.
Niggers are an aggressive breed with absolute hatred for Whites.
Niggers are predatory and will pick on the weak.
How often do you see niggers picking on the spics? Not much really because the spics have racial solidarity and are not as meek and giving as the Whites.
Until Whites evolve to be more aggressive (i.e. destroy the jews - but that's step 1!), then we will continue to see our race slowly destroy itself.
I read that the Spics have now cleansed Compton of niggers.
Proud White Guy
March 17th, 2005, 02:16 AM
I actually sat my ass down,and watched one of those"Pimp my Ride" shows,and its nigger to the bone.
They take a piece of shit car,and put 30k worth of useless shit in it,and turn it into a complete,waste of money,piece of shit car.
Nothing,is done to repair,or make it better,its still a mechanical piece of shit,they go to work,on niggerized shit,like Chrome Wheels,and Niggerized paint jobs,nothing technical,unless its of course a store bought out of the box,engine,not anything a White Man would be caught dead in,its now an expensive piece of used shit.
The show is stupid,and has no redeeming qualities,as the nigs will have the cars turned into a pice of shit in six months,anyway.
I did see a fairly new show on the History Channel. I did not catch the name of it,but its a set of twins,and they take two cars,and two teams,of guys,and they restore older classic cars,and bring em up to speed with new technology.Both cars are equal,so theres no cheating.
When they finish their tech work,they take em out to the drag strip,and run em,the winning team takes home both cars.Best 2 out of 3 wins,thats cool cause,its all about who did the best work,and there is planning,and strategy involved.
Its a pretty good show.
You guys should check it out.
Alex Linder
March 17th, 2005, 02:58 AM
I actually sat my ass down,and watched one of those"Pimp my Ride" shows,and its nigger to the bone.
They take a piece of shit car,and put 30k worth of useless shit in it,and turn it into a complete,waste of money,piece of shit car.
Car companies are in a bind. Cars last too long. Hell, they can't even make money off high-interest loans these days. They have get people buying more and more stuff. So that a car isn't good enough. You have to have chrome rims and put 85 DVD players and Play Stations in it, and hydraulics so it can do the Dirty Monkey at stoplights. Niggers are better than whites because niggers spend money! The average nigger family has barely any assets. It all goes into flash to impress other monkeys. Whites are not all that much better these days, but there's always a higher percentage that understands saving beats spending. It's a function of short-term low-IQ thinking versus long-term planning. The niggers don't have the brains. Theyre' the perfect consumers. Ask someone working in collections about this. Blacks and Mexicans are the kind of "people" that will go into debt at 30-50% to buy their fat-faced girlfriend a $1500 ring. The main point of "Pimp my Ride" is to begaga the niggers and keep them spending on stupid shit. This drives up revenues for the companies making the superfluous products, and ad revenues for MTV, as well. The show also encourages the majority-white audience to think like niggers, and to adopt their spending patterns, as well as their dress, behavior, and general simian approach to life. From Big Crap's standpoint, mexes and niggers are ideal not just because they can't think, and so are susceptible to dumbest, most high-rent purchases, they're ideal because each succeeding generation is a good 20 or 30 percent larger.
The commercial interests neatly dovetail with the political. The jew fills his tv with carbohydrates for the eyes, and reaps the political benefits of whites who think they're niggers. He reaps the ad revenues for charging Big Crap companies who within and between segments of coontent -- "VNN TV's official slogal -- "Content, not Coontent" LOLFZZX -- promote their wares. A viscous cycle of profit, itz.
Proud White Guy
March 17th, 2005, 03:24 AM
Car companies are in a bind. Cars last too long. Hell, they can't even make money off high-interest loans these days. They have get people buying more and more stuff. So that a car isn't good enough. You have to have chrome rims and put 85 DVD players and Play Stations in it, and hydraulics so it can do the Dirty Monkey at stoplights. Niggers are better than whites because niggers spend money! The average nigger family has barely any assets. It all goes into flash to impress other monkeys. Whites are not all that much better these days, but there's always a higher percentage that understands saving beats spending. It's a function of short-term low-IQ thinking versus long-term planning. The niggers don't have the brains. Theyre' the perfect consumers. Ask someone working in collections about this. Blacks and Mexicans are the kind of "people" that will go into debt at 30-50% to buy their fat-faced girlfriend a $1500 ring. The main point of "Pimp my Ride" is to begaga the niggers and keep them spending on stupid shit. This drives up revenues for the companies making the superfluous products, and ad revenues for MTV, as well. The show also encourages the majority-white audience to think like niggers, and to adopt their spending patterns, as well as their dress, behavior, and general simian approach to life. From Big Crap's standpoint, mexes and niggers are ideal not just because they can't think, and so are susceptible to dumbest, most high-rent purchases, they're ideal because each succeeding generation is a good 20 or 30 percent larger.
The commercial interests neatly dovetail with the political. The jew fills his tv with carbohydrates for the eyes, and reaps the political benefits of whites who think they're niggers. He reaps the ad revenues for charging Big Crap companies who within and between segments of coontent -- "VNN TV's official slogal -- "Content, not Coontent" LOLFZZX -- promote their wares. A viscous cycle of profit, itz.
I totally agree,but what they really like,is gettin em,to trade their cars in a lot,cause they get em,on the interest.
They got some of these assholes,in debt upside down,as they call it,for 50k,for a fuckin,Nissan Sentra!!! Do they get it? NOOOO.
These monkeys are tailor made,for the jew bankers,bud. Leroy still doesn't get the message,so he goes back for more abuse,and willingly.
Lease,then get another lease,and on and on,ad nauseum.
I am amazed,that the jews continue to get away with this shit,but they do.
I'm waiting for this housing thing to come crashing down,too. Its been the same story,with that too. Leroy gets a little equity,then Ditech calls him,and says he has 40k in equity,so Leroy wants an SUV,and he has to refinance again.
Leroy,still doesn't get the idea,cause he goes back to square one again,and his 2k.month mortgage,goes back to paying about .29 cents in equity,every month.
Then,here we go again,now that the shit is starting to hit the fan,and Leroys,interest only loan is gonna get a nice bump,up his ass,and he can't afford the house,or the car.
Da real estate prices was supposed to go up,not down,lol.
He will probably choose to live,in the car,then we can start letting all the repos,begin,and its gonna get ugly.
I,for one,can't wait.
Alex,you said it just right,Niggers are perfect consumers,let em have it,then 60 days later,take it back again.
Georgie
March 17th, 2005, 03:26 PM
Thats an interesting show you described Proud White Guy. I remember seeing something similar a few times but it was based on countries. One of the shows had three groups, Russian, British and American (all white). They basically built machines out of junk and tried them on different courses. Just a speed one, a mountanous one and to test how well their machines would float on water. Was rather amazing at the stuff they came up with. The Russians built this weird ass motorcycle/boat combo, which obviously won the water test.
Another show I remember was made of British, American and French teams that built airplanes based on old designs to test how well they flew.
Great stuff. Especially compared to the "bling bling" of Pimp My Ride.
nanook
March 17th, 2005, 06:40 PM
PWG,
I believe the show your talking about is "Full Throttle". Definitely worth a look.
Another PWG.
King_Tiger
March 17th, 2005, 07:42 PM
The average nigger family has barely any assets. It all goes into flash to impress other monkeys. Whites are not all that much better these days, but there's always a higher percentage that understands saving beats spending. It's a function of short-term low-IQ thinking versus long-term planning. The niggers don't have the brains. Theyre' the perfect consumers. Ask someone working in collections about this. Blacks and Mexicans are the kind of "people" that will go into debt at 30-50% to buy their fat-faced girlfriend a $1500 ring.Exactly! Christ if niggers weren't so damn stupid they'd be mopping up the competition in the country, what with all the handicaps they get from Fedgov.
Next time you're in your local jungle make it a point to count how many jobless ghetto mammas there are walking the streets 100 lbs overweight, sporting new hairdos and fake nails. Niggers have a simple strategy to managing their money:
- Buy enough food to keep them alive (or, in some cases, much more than enough) More often than not, niggers will eat out at KFC and McDonalds since they're too lazy to go shopping at the supermarket and too lazy to cook for themselves.
- After food is taken care of, buy whatever pleases you. This can range from anything like crack to FUBU to a Cadillac, depending on how generous the Welfare Agency/record label has been.
Sean Martin
March 17th, 2005, 10:46 PM
Sadly a lot of whites and even so-called WN’s use stereotypes of redneck and hillbilly jokes.
With that being said next time you see a groid driving a $100 dollar car and wearing $5,000 in jewelry remember who usually owns the jewelry stores and who monopolized the diamond market. Jews use groids as well as whites.
Even some of the slow groids are finally catching on to this.
Proud White Guy
March 18th, 2005, 10:20 PM
PWG,
I believe the show your talking about is "Full Throttle". Definitely worth a look.
Another PWG.
Thats it Nanook,Thanks.
I liked it cause they take two equal vehicles,and the guys are given choices,as to what to do,to make em fast.
Nothing drastic mechanically,but its all about,doing the job right,and doing your best. It combines mechanical knowledge,and driving skills,on a pretty level playing field.
I liked it,cause its fair,no bullshit,and no excuses.
White Winger
March 19th, 2005, 09:42 AM
What makes that show so amusing to any Aryan who has an interest in customizing cars is that they never talk about mechanical or engineering aspects, unlike old-time White hot-rodders, for whom performance and handling were paramount considerations. Like ghetto culture itself, it's all flash and no substance. There's nothing wrong with rebuilding an engine, brakes or suspension to stock specs, but that's not what matters to those people. Their only interest is in how much gaudy shit they can cram into the car. "Pimp" it, indeed.
It's a classic example of how childish and immature they've always been; the nuts and bolts of building things(AKA The White Way ), like cars has always been too damn boring for them , it ain't exciting enough for them.Maybe they are "boring" (They're not , of course ), but in the long run of life,they are far more important,far more substantive , than how flashy and loud you can make one of The White Man's greatest creations look and sound ,or how to fuck with the suspension to see how high you can make it bounce ,or low-ride.Not that they'll ever care,of course.
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