Nigger as social pathogen – humans now forced to buy crossbows for defense against random ape attacks.

Tighter gun ownership laws are pushing South Africans to buy crossbows to protect themselves from violent ape attack.

"We've had to build an entirely new shop because the demand from people is so great," Justin Willmers, owner of Durban Guns and Ammo(has told Reuters, requoted by CNN and DM) . "It can be anything from a spear, battle axe, swords, crossbows."

New gun controls came into force last year under South Africa's Firearms Control Act, but high rates of ape-crime are pushing law abiding citizens to look for alternative means of defending themselves. Despite official figures showing the murder rate falling 10 percent in the year to March 2004, South Africa's Arms and Ammunition Dealers Association says humans still face a one in 60 chance of being the victim of a random attack by Blacks in any given year.

Many houses are surrounded by razor wire and electric fences, but with the biased pro-ape black police turning down 80 percent of firearms licence requests after a lengthy year and a half application process, humans have been forced to look at other options:

Passive self-defense can consist of leaving a bowl of bananas and nuts outside your home perimeter for the jungle simian to scavenge, and may serve to deter some violent apes from jumping over your fence in search of human flesh.

Failing that, a one-shot chance of placing a crossbow bolt through the Simian’s bony capitum and hoping it won’t bounce off the high-density inert mass of sloping ape-skull, is for people in South Africa; a final but highly unpredictable home-safety option. :eek:
http://www.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/africa/03/17/south.africa.guns.reut/index.html

Sounds good to me. Silent weapons.
Guns are great but the sound and or flash will give you away.
An arrow from a crossbow from out of the blue.
I can see the porch monkey's heading for the trees now!!!

Also ... The old wrist rocket sling shots work well ... At one time I was droping ball bearings on some hood apes from around two hundred yards.

They were looting a store, running around the side with boxes of soda they were lifting from a display at the front of the place.
When they noticed the incomming ammo .... They ran for the trees. :D

Check out Ted Nugent and his bowhunting magazine. Those arrows can take down a rinosaurus. Probaby hurt more than a bullet. Especially with it sticking out of you.

Ive always thought that its best to have a couple good mideval type swords as back up if you run out of bullets during the coming crash of industrial america.

When the nigger government of Azania gets around to banning crossbows, there will still be longbows. Remember Crecy? An Englishman with a longbow could still be quite a dangerous foe.

However, best thing would be for Whites to ABANDON south Africa altogether and make it back here and join our affray.

Too bad for us, indeed. It's only Victorians right now that the law applies to, but the law will no doubt spread to other states quickly enough.

I've got a pretty decent selection of swords nowadays. BUT, it's alright seeing as though I'm a member of an organisation to which sword-practice is an essential cultural activity. And because I've got them in a gun safe.

For the Aussies: if you want to keep swords, join the SCA, join the Circle of the Sword, or any other of these groups in your area. Or find a martial arts school which teaches sword-fighting.

One or the other will legitimatise your possessing swords, and will also give you a decent enough excuse for carrying them with you ('But Officer, I'm on my way to training!')

Another good way around the law is to find swords with no blade and a point, like the estock (a prototypical rapier, sort of), which is a square-shaped blade with no edges.

Get a nice sharp bell-guard, and you've got a perfectly functioning weapon both in close and at a distance. You do most of the killing with a blade with the point anyway; at least, that has been what I've gotten out of the manuals I study and practice from.