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Dasyurus Maculatus
June 22nd, 2005, 01:03 PM
The World Health Organisation has discovered a new type of lethal snake that helps in population control in India. :)

An estimated 50,000 Indians die each year as one of the unintended benefits of snakebite - reducing the degradation to the environment caused by there being far too many brown folk.

The hump nosed pit viper was for years thought to be non-lethal, as its victims remain perfectly normal for 12 hours after being bitten. After 12 hours the victim's blood becomes 'non coagulate and acute renal failure sets in'.

As yet, no ASV (anti snake venom) exists for the hump nosed pit viper - giving 'nature' some more time to do its bit to reduce the brown population explosion on the sub-continent.

The Hump nosed pit viper can proudly takes its place alongside the 'Big Four' (Cobra, Krait, saw-scaled Viper and Russell's Viper) at the top of the Herpetological Food Chain vis-a-vis the natives . Its home is from the Western Ghats to Kerala "the land of Coconuts" where the Communist-led administration has sought to tap into the WHO aid begging bowl. Its not just Indians but Communist voters too that may fall prey to that most socially beneficial of reptile predators

Race traitors in the WHO "snakebite treatment group" are working hard to develop an 'ASV' to help the brown man "beat the bite" which will only result in pushing the hump nosed pit viper to join India's other 13 pit viper species on the endangered list .

Link: Asian Age snake news hotline.

Antiochus Epiphanes
June 22nd, 2005, 01:58 PM
Dravidian sudras one and all no doubt. Go get em Naga and Nagaeenah!

Mike in Denver
June 22nd, 2005, 02:21 PM
Dravidian sudras one and all no doubt. Go get em Naga and Nagaeenah!

Too late. Weren't they done in by a little brown Mongoose?

Enkidu