A man left work one Friday afternoon. But instead
of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend, hunting with the
boys & spending his entire
paycheck.

When he finally appeared at home on Sunday night, he
was confronted by his very angry wife and was
barraged for nearly 2 hours
with a tirade about his actions.

Finally his wife stopped the nagging and simply
said to him "How would
you like it if you didn't see me for 2 or 3 days?"

To which he replied,
"That would be fine with me."

Monday went by & he didn't see his wife.
Tuesday & Wednesday came and went and he didn't see her.

On Thursday, the swelling went down
just enough where he could see her a little out of the
corner of his left eye.