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-LiveWire-
August 2nd, 2005, 11:24 AM
Is it alright to grow vegetables on gravesites?
I've got to sort out whether to get permission to use a small plot of earth in the graveyard for growing some veg. If so and once they've grown I will enjoy eating them. Some people might be put off eating it if I were to tell them where the food comes from. Will the moisture from the graves get into the vegetables?
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August 2nd, 2005, 11:38 AM
Will the moisture from the graves get into the vegetables?
Only if you grow booberries.
Kind Lampshade Maker
August 2nd, 2005, 11:41 AM
Is it alright to grow vegetables on gravesites?...
This was an idea to contemplate immediately after the deaths of Marilyn Monroe & Jane Mansfield. I would have selected vegetable plants which could grow very long roots, to plant above their graves.
Aminita :) Muscaria mushrooms are often found in graveyards, in northern Germany, because they prefer growing under conditions initiated by the combination of Birch- and all types of coniferous trees which are planted there
Sean Martin
August 2nd, 2005, 11:20 PM
The dead are buried 6 feet deep. Almost anywhere you plant food there is a dead thing buried below it in the form of a rodent or insect. Most dirt has refuse from something dead once you tally the amount of creatures that have died and have gone in the ground over the years.
This is similar to a restaurant in my area that went bankrupt because it was located next to a funeral home. The funeral home sold it’s building and another restaurant moved in and made good money. People were leary about eating at a restaurant located 500 feet from a funeral home.
Another thing to consider is that many vegetable growers use manure to fertilize their crop and Indians used dead fish for fertilizer. When you buy your vegetables from the grocery store remember that illegal immigrant workers that have no sense of sanitation have picked most of them. Do you think they walk off a 500-acre field to use the bathroom?
Just like the restaurant that was located to the funeral home it is the thought that counts.
BTW I wouldn’t eat veggies grown on a grave yard.
Heathen Wolf
August 3rd, 2005, 12:13 AM
Sounds like a good idea, to get some use out of all those Xtian graveyards instead of them just taking up space.
Sean Martin
August 3rd, 2005, 12:18 AM
What do you think they will do with your carcass when you die? :confused:
Sounds like a good idea, to get some use out of all those Xtian graveyards instead of them just taking up space.
Sean Martin
August 3rd, 2005, 03:17 PM
That is what I hope they do to me. However what do pagans/Atheists do in the way of a funeral? I don’t believe in them myself and don’t plan on a funeral or burial. Although I would like my ashes scattered over or buried in the ground where my family is buried.
Burn it, according to solar/Aryan tradition, not bury it, according to lunar/judaic tradition.
_DC_
August 3rd, 2005, 03:39 PM
Actually humans are small on earth. Only three percent of the United States is urban, for example. There's plenty of land to bury corpses.
But I want to be cremated. Seems cleaner, and I wouldn't want my body to rot away in a grave.
Kind Lampshade Maker
August 4th, 2005, 05:14 AM
...a restaurant in my area that went bankrupt because it was located next to a funeral home. The funeral home sold it’s building and another restaurant moved in and made good money. People were leary about eating at a restaurant located 500 feet from a funeral home....They were probably worried about mixed up meat deliveries
Aryan Lord
August 4th, 2005, 11:54 AM
Sounds like a good idea, to get some use out of all those Xtian graveyards instead of them just taking up space.
Agreed.The corpses decaying remains should make pretty good growing soil.At last a good practical use for graveyards!
Aryan Lord
August 4th, 2005, 11:56 AM
Burn it, according to solar/Aryan tradition, not bury it, according to lunar/judaic tradition.
With a world pop of about 6.5 billion, burying corpses is obviously unhygienic. On a scale this huge, it's just a matter of time until someone's water gets contaminated, which frequently happens, after a flood, e.g..
Growing vegetables you could probably get away with, assuming those corpses didn't die of poisoning of some kind.
Agreed.Burning is the Aryan method.
LUX
August 5th, 2005, 10:12 PM
Agreed.Burning is the Aryan method.
Much of our scientific knowledge of the racial character of our Aryan ancestors is based on Carelton Coon's research, which was primarily craniometrics. He measured skulls.
Burned corpses don't leave skulls, and it was his lament that their were time periods and certain localties when this practice of cremation was transiently popular. It left holes in understanding the migrations of the various tribes of Europe.
Before I read Races of Europe I wanted to be cremated.
Alas, ashes tell no tales. I now prefer my remains be placed in a traditional European grave here in the community of my recent forefathers, on a hillside, with a stone marker.
And if 10,000 years from now, Aryan Astronauts come back to Earth for research, they might just find my skull and recognize it as one of their forefathers.
I submit that in the Aryan Spirit of Blood and Land, that we preserve our noble expressions of DNA in the earth of our nativity, that spot to be revered by Aryan generations to come.
Steve B
August 6th, 2005, 12:21 AM
Much of our scientific knowledge of the racial character of our Aryan ancestors is based on Carelton Coon's research, which was primarily craniometrics. He measured skulls.
Burned corpses don't leave skulls, and it was his lament that their were time periods and certain localties when this practice of cremation was transiently popular. It left holes in understanding the migrations of the various tribes of Europe.
Before I read Races of Europe I wanted to be cremated.
Alas, ashes tell no tales. I now prefer my remains be placed in a traditional European grave here in the community of my recent forefathers, on a hillside, with a stone marker.
And if 10,000 years from now, Aryan Astronauts come back to Earth for research, they might just find my skull and recognize it as one of their forefathers.
I submit that in the Aryan Spirit of Blood and Land, that we preserve our noble expressions of DNA in the earth of our nativity, that spot to be revered by Aryan generations to come.
Hey, what am I to differ. The gook kid Anima says that Rushton and Carelton Coon preserve the Aryan Spirit of Blood and Land... and of course our noble expressions of DNA in the earth of our nativity, that spot to be revered by Aryan generations to come.
Hey, I'm game...if Lux and Anima says it's so then it must be so! More importantly is Doppels "continuity and cleanliness, that's Aryan"
Fuckin weirdo, says "corpses is obviously unhygienic". Keystone, help me out here! Your Nemesis is blowing a gasket.
Border Ruffian
August 6th, 2005, 12:31 AM
They were probably worried about mixed up meat deliveries
In Independence, Missouri, near my favorite gun shop there used to be a small business park with just three businesses. There was a taxidermy shop and a custom butcher shop(hunters bring their deer in). That was natural enough. The third building was the humane society... :confused:
-LiveWire-
August 6th, 2005, 10:12 AM
I was thinking of planting pumpkins, turnips, carrots and potatoes in grave soil. It would seem like a worthy thing to do, and the soil can't be that bad because the other day I saw sheep grazing around the tomb stones. There's a farm just next door to it.
Jenab
August 7th, 2005, 08:20 AM
Of course it takes an enormous amount of fuel to properly burn a human corpse, I think that's why it was an honor, and not universally done, e.g. a Viking Chieftain with his pyre atop his long ship.
Apparently, Jews are the exception to this rule. To judge by their claims, a Jewish corpse is very easy to incinerate. It practically burns itself, evidently containing sufficient flammable substances to boil all the water away and then consume the volatile part of what remains.
As to why Jews differ from other races in this way, I have a theory. Jews are uncommonly flatulant, and their flatulance is rich with methane. (The reason may be environmental, having to do with food choices, rather than genetic.) Most Jews are engaged in jobs that require them to sit down most of the time, which means, when they emit, the expressed gas, being warm, rises upward on both the front and rear sides of their bodies. Over the years, the combustible portions of the gas suffuse into their skins, resulting in the odor that can be detected on certain older Jews. Upon their deaths, the flammably charged corpses can be easily burned.
Hence, one of the mysteries of the Holocaust may be explained. How did the Nazis get ahold of so much fuel that the expenditure of enough of it to burn six million human corpses represented no significant economic loss? They didn't need to; Jewish farts provided most of the necessary fuel.
Jerry Abbott
Kind Lampshade Maker
August 7th, 2005, 10:50 AM
A few years ago, a study determined that Jews were collectively the fattest group of people.
German ovens were designed so that the corpse would burn itself, after the initial combustion process. All that had to be done was to feed air into the oven. The fatter the corpse, the better for lowering the consumption of external fuels. Had they produced double-decker ovens placing the leaner corpses above the fat ones, they could have even saved more fuel.
Nevertheless, they were technologically advanced for their era
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