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sean(doc)martin
August 10th, 2005, 12:27 AM
I wrote this back in February when all the congressional hearings were going on about steroids in Major League Baseball. I didn’t post it then because steroids are always a touchy subject, and I didn’t want to risk getting heat. I am unemployed now so I figure what the hell, winters coming I could use a little heat.

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Steroids are always a hot topic and with the current headlines in Major League Baseball, I figured now would be as good a time as any to give you my two cents on the subject. Let me get this establish right off the bat; I am very anti drug, and whether you believe me or not I have never taken steroids. I am against steroid use, but that doesn’t mean I stick my head in the sand and play stupid, as it seems everyone in the media and in organized sports seems to.

As sad as this sounds, believe me when I tell you, with the possible exception of pro-golf virtually every professional sport out there and most of the amateur ones have athletes on steroids competing in them. If being faster or stronger or bigger is a good thing, people will be taking steroids. There are athletes on steroids in the NBA, NFL, NHL, Pro-Wrestling, Pro-Body Building, Pro-Boxing, The Olympics, you name it. I’m not saying everyone is on the gas, but believe me the one or two people getting caught in the news aren’t the only ones taking steroids. Even organizations with testing policies can’t keep out steroids. Does everyone remember Ben Johnson at the 88 Olympics? Yes he got caught but that doesn’t change the fact that the subsequent inquiry determined that the majority of the Canadian Track Team was taking steroids for a long period of time, and all of them were passing their drug tests. Had Johnson remembered to drink his masking agent before his test he too would have passed, as he did many times before.

Drug testing does not work (at least not consistently) and lets face it when large sums of money are at stake only a select few aren’t going to be willing to take that extra step to increase their chances of victory. While I don’t agree with steroid use I completely understand the rational behind their use. When a pro athlete trains and dedicates his whole life to being the best and winning, and a huge financial pay day rides in the balance, that extra step seems like a small one, especially when others get in your head and convince you your opponent has already taken that step. As a Gold Medallist Ben Johnson was looking at 7 figure endorsement deals, had he been clean and placed 4th he would have been looking at a job at McDonalds. When a few extra yards rushing or a few extra home runs means extra fame, extra leverage come contract time, or a place in the record books, it’s easy to understand the thought process behind steroid use.

So if the temptations are so strong, why haven’t I done steroids? This is an obvious question and there are three reasons behind me being clean (and by clean I don’t mean not on them now, I mean never having been on them). The first one is that I am a big chicken sh-- when it comes to breaking rules. I barely even speed when driving my car (something everyone who has travelled with me on the road will eagerly attest to). Buying an illegal substance and putting it in my body scares the he-- out of me. I considered it several times but always chickened out. When I met my wife in 1992 she made it very clear that if steroids were in my future she would not be. (She had a previous boy friend that was into steroids and she did not want to deal with all the baggage that goes along with steroid use again) I also got to the point where I stayed clean to prove a point and spite those who insisted I was on them. I am nothing if not a VERY stubborn person.

The unfortunate thing is that steroid use in pro-sports isn’t even the problem, at least not the BIG one. The problem is that it’s not just pro-athletes on the gas. College athletes, high school athletes and even kids just wanting to be bigger are taking steroids. How do I know this? I’ve spent nearly 23 years in the gym lifting weights and since most people assume I’m on the gas too, they speak quite openly about it around me. I can’t tell you the amount of times I’ve had kids 15-18 years old approach me in the gym asking if I know where they can get a ‘cycle’, because they’ve been training for a couple months now and aren’t getting the results they are looking for. Most of these kids aren’t even athletes looking for an edge, they are kids who are insecure and want to be big and feel tough. Impress their friends and impress the girls.

Let’s be blatantly honest. We bombard kids with unrealistic role models, drive into their brain that bigger is better, and that second best isn’t good enough. Pick up a comic book sometime and look at the bodies of our Super Heroes. Pick up a Fitness magazine and see the bodies they tell us are healthy. Look at movies; it was guys like Arnold and Sly who inspired me to hit the gym. We idolize an appearance that is achieved through steroids and cosmetic surgery. Kids look at these jacked up bodies and feel inadequate, and want to get bigger anyway possible and as fast as possible. It’s the ‘I want it now’ era. Instead of working out and watching what we eat, we get our stomach stabled and lypo-suction. Instead of spending years in the gym to get in shape, we want to be big tomorrow.

It’s a never ending cycle that is hitting our kids younger and younger, which is why I find it so frustrating when people at the Pro-Level have their heads in the sand saying, “I had no idea there were steroids in Baseball”. They had a drug testing policy, so they knew there was a potential problem, but it was such an absurdly limited one they obviously had no intention of actually catching anyone or deterring use. Record-breaking seasons make money. Faster, stronger, bigger, attracts fans and sells tickets. It’s sad but true, and unfortunately unavoidable.

The public and media are no better. Their naivety is absurd and frustrating. Watching news bits on “Did Barry Bonds take steroids, and what does that mean to the record books?” “Do steroids actually help performance?” Quit telling people what they want to hear and try telling them the truth. Of course steroids work, of course athletes are using them. Lets spend more time illustrating the negative effects of steroids, instead of denying their use. The sooner we can accept the truth, the sooner someone can come up with solution to the actually problem (If a solution exists, and I’m not sure there is.) And the problem isn’t whether Barry Bonds, or even Lance Storm did steroids; the problem is that we have unrealistic expectations on our youth, and that 15-year-old boys feel the need to take steroids to feel like a man. We have a macho, muscle head mentality in our society, where to be a man you have to drive a big truck, own a pit bull, have 20” arms, rock hard abs, and bench 300 lbs. ‘2nd place is the first loser’, and ‘Only the strong survive’, make for great T-Shirts, but a dangerous mentality for our youth.
Steroids are the male equivalent of female eating disorders. Women starve themselves to reach their unrealistic body image standards; guys are taking steroids to reach theirs. This is a very dangerous situation because unfortunately we look for results first and worry about the consequences after. I think we owe it to our kids to be better than that!

Lance

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Antiochus Epiphanes
August 10th, 2005, 11:13 AM
............Steroids are the male equivalent of female eating disorders. Women starve themselves to reach their unrealistic body image standards; guys are taking steroids to reach theirs. This is a very dangerous situation because unfortunately we look for results first and worry about the consequences after. I think we owe it to our kids to be better than that!

Lance



That's a decent commentary.

One of the worst effects of steroids is "roid rage." It's hard enough to control your temper when you've got plenty of natural "juice," but when a guy is taking additional hormones he may exceed his own ability to control his behavior in the same way a quickly built muscle can overwhelm the connective tissue and cause tendon and ligament rips and tears.

sean(doc)martin
August 10th, 2005, 11:46 AM
I didn't get to insert my commentary yesterday, as I was too tired. I think he makes some valid observations. When we see boxers getting twenty five million dollars per fight and dating movie stars even though they didn't graduate eight grade it sets unrealistic expectations. The media takes the focus away from education with sports hero hype.

Another thing is our goals towards groid bling. Teenagers will spend two thousand on spinning rims and six thousand at hydraulics so they can bounce and spin while sitting at relights. They will spend $8,000 to impress people they have never met and will never see again.

Back to the unrealistic goal of bodybuilding. It is rather pointless and you can't truly develop muscles naturally until you are about 25 years of age. And those roid muscles are worthless as they are lost as soon as the roids and supplements are gone. The key to solid bodybuilding is to eat and eat a lot. It takes calories to build strong lasting muscles. The staple foods that build strong bodies will still be available even in the event of a crash so a proper diet and exercise is all that is needed. If there comes a time when you can't bulk up on supplements and hit the gym daily your muscles will deteriorate rapidly.

Some define diet as eating less when in reality if you want to make your body strong you must eat. Some years ago I had a weight problem and couldn't stop gaining. After a year of false information a doctor finally told me with my build I had to eat. I was eating one meal a day and couldn't stop gaining. I started eating 8 full meals a day after taking her advice and in 6 months I lost 70 pounds of fat and gained 30 pounds of muscle.

So set realistic goals for your life and body, they are just as impressive to the people that it is important to impress. The televitz bling only impresses whiggers and people that are not worth even talking to much less spending money to win their favor.

sean(doc)martin
August 12th, 2005, 04:36 PM
Actually he is quite intelligent and one of the best pure athletes in the business. He came from the most prestigious wrestling camp in the world and is one of the best actual wrestlers/fighters around today. That is why they stuck him with retarded gimmicks (like the boring chant whenever he wrestled) and wouldn’t let him cut a promo. If he were allowed to talk he would put to shame all of the roid heads.

Ultimately his passion for a “pure” sport without all the gimmicks is what got him fired.


You know, my kids watch that Wrestling on tv, and I'm usualy down here working on my pc. I've heard that Lance Storm many times on WWF, but he never came accross as an intelligent individual. Just goes to show how much of that crap is stupid acting aimed at dumbing down the kids.

The reality is he is a smart guy!

LoveOneAnother
December 24th, 2005, 06:40 PM
I had a friend that played college football and he said virtually everyone took steroids.
I look at people back in the 60's, and you see, nobody ever got that big naturally.

I kinda question how bad steroids really are on your health. You look at all these guys like McGuire, Sammy Soza, Conseco, do these guys look sick to you? the people I've seen on steroids look healthy as hell.

I've never tried them, i don't really need to get all bulky and stuff, but if I had to chance to play a pro sport, and make alot of money for a living having fun and everyone kissing your ass, I think i woud at least try them.

And I don't think taking testosterone would make your dick shrink, on the contrary, it most likely makes you dick bigger. That is the effect of testosterone. I've read the history of the first experiments, of the scientists cutting out the balls of horses and putting them in the blender and making a horse ball shake out of them, they said it make their sexual organs actually healthier.

ngrh8r
December 27th, 2005, 01:07 PM
Apparently, after juicing for a long time, the body's natural testosterone production comes to a standstill. I've heard guys boast of their amazing virility while juicing, only to become completely limp-dicked when they finally do quit the 'roids.
I've also read numerous times that the juice can SLIGHTLY increase penis size, but only as long as the cycle lasts. Then again, being in great cardio-vascular shape can have the same effect, since more efficient bloodflow extends to all parts of the body.
I'd say your cock is the least of your worries when you're risking muscle abcesses, cancer and kidney or liver damage.

As for 'roid rages, myself and several other natural lifters I know have noticed a marked increase in aggression without juice. I imagine this is related to elevated levels of test. and HGH, but I suppose it could be related to better self-image and the perception of non-lifters as weak "girly-men". :D
Any thoughts on this?