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Dick N Fart Jokes
February 11th, 2004, 06:42 PM
Hello everybody. Well, you already know what this thread is about if you've read the title. My penis is uncircumsized. I am a virgin and I plan on fucking my blonde girlfriend this Valentine's day. But there might be a slight problem. You see, every time I get an erection, it makes it too tight to pull back the foreskin. Now, is this gonna be a problem or is this common in every uncircumsized male? Comments are appreciated.
nick nolte
February 11th, 2004, 06:59 PM
Hello everybody. Well, you already know what this thread is about if you've read the title. My penis is uncircumsized. I am a virgin and I plan on fucking my blonde girlfriend this Valentine's day. But there might be a slight problem. You see, every time I get an erection, it makes it too tight to pull back the foreskin. Now, is this gonna be a problem or is this common in every uncircumsized male? Comments are appreciated.
You'd best ask Kind Lampshade Maker. He's done just about all kinds of skins. Probably even something similar to that penlight shade troubling your knob this Valentine's Day.
Lunarian
February 12th, 2004, 06:04 PM
Hello everybody. Well, you already know what this thread is about if you've read the title. My penis is uncircumsized. I am a virgin and I plan on fucking my blonde girlfriend this Valentine's day. But there might be a slight problem. You see, every time I get an erection, it makes it too tight to pull back the foreskin. Now, is this gonna be a problem or is this common in every uncircumsized male? Comments are appreciated.
Go see the cock doctor and get a Zipper installed :p
Georgie
February 12th, 2004, 08:24 PM
Now, is this gonna be a problem or is this common in every uncircumsized male?
I'm uncircumsized and I have no problems. Glad I didn't get my genitals mutilated.
AC SKIN
February 14th, 2004, 06:11 PM
I'm circumsized,and thank god for it.My penis is virtually maintenance free.
Kind Lampshade Maker
February 15th, 2004, 07:34 AM
I, as well, am proudly uncircumsized. Just have her put a condom on it and you are good to go. This is a good solution for most foreskin issues.
Chicks dig it because there is more meat on the bone.
Guys don't dig condoms except buggering fags who try avoiding the
Ass Injected Death Sentence.
Besides, what happened to the White Baby drive?
Mike Jahn
February 20th, 2004, 02:31 PM
Hello everybody. Well, you already know what this thread is about if you've read the title. My penis is uncircumsized. I am a virgin and I plan on fucking my blonde girlfriend this Valentine's day. But there might be a slight problem. You see, every time I get an erection, it makes it too tight to pull back the foreskin. Now, is this gonna be a problem or is this common in every uncircumsized male? Comments are appreciated.
I would suspect that everything is a problem for a Kike-loving, nigger-loving, dick-sucking, faggoty, panty-wearing, pedofile such as yourself. :D
Pixi
February 22nd, 2004, 04:15 PM
Guys don't dig condoms except buggering fags who try avoiding the
Ass Injected Death Sentence.
Besides, what happened to the White Baby drive?
There's no reason to impregnate every girl you sleep with.
Pixi
February 22nd, 2004, 04:17 PM
I would suspect that everything is a problem for a Kike-loving, nigger-loving, dick-sucking, faggoty, panty-wearing, pedofile such as yourself. :D
haha, that's hilarious!
Turk Hunter
February 22nd, 2004, 04:34 PM
There's no reason to impregnate every girl you sleep with.
Except the Aryan ones
Pixi
February 22nd, 2004, 04:37 PM
Except the Aryan ones
You shouldn't sleep with them if they aren't Aryan.
Turk Hunter
February 22nd, 2004, 04:47 PM
You shouldn't sleep with them if they aren't Aryan.
Sleeping is OK. Just don't do anything with them while being awake except letting them blow u or jack u off
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