1) Your car has a "United We Stand" bumpersticker on it.

2) You actually watched the Super Bowl halftime show in its entirety - without losing your lunch.

3) You tell people, "We're pregnant", instead of saying, "My wife's pregnant".

4) You believe terrorists like to slam planes into buildings because they're "jealous of our freedom and democracy".

5) You're thankful "MLK Day" is a national holiday - enabling you to take off work with pay.

6) Your body has this inexplicable tendency to shift into its "moon dance" mode whenever you hear a Michael Jackson song.

7) You get all misty-eyed when hearing the stirring lyrics "We Shall Overcome".

8) You're a regular viewer of such "family-oriented" fare such as "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" and "Will & Grace".

9) You believe you can safely stroll through a black neighborhood at night - as long as you inform any would-be muggers that you're a strong supporter of affirmative action, multiculturalism, reparations, etc.

10) You see nothing wrong with substituting "See Spot Run" with "Heather Has Two Mommies".

That was good. Number 1 and 9 are the best. Hell I remember after 9/11 happened and all those gas guzzling SUV's were driving around with United We Stand stickers and American flags. Kinda funny figuring all that gas those people were using went to people that weren't very nice. ZOG businessmen and rich Arabs.

That was good. Number 1 and 9 are the best. Hell I remember after 9/11 happened and all those gas guzzling SUV's were driving around with United We Stand stickers and American flags. Kinda funny figuring all that gas those people were using went to people that weren't very nice. ZOG businessmen and rich Arabs.Thanks.

Yeah, all that cornball "United We Stand" bullshit was really driving me up the friggin' wall for quite a while there. A yackety-yak-yak female co-worker of mine working in the front office, got completely caught up in all the emotional drama that followed 9/11. Went around telling everyone to make sure they ordered "freedom fries", not french fries, when we placed our lunch orders next door. Was selling UWS t-shirts for $5 a pop - you know - all that "rah, rah" shit.

Anyway Miss Busybody somehow managed to cram her fat ass through the shop door one day and was handing out free UWS bumperstickers to all. Myself included, there's two WN's in the shop - out of five guys. The lemmings eagerly took their stickers, but when she came up to my buddy, he told her, "No thanks, I already have plenty of asswipe at home as it is". Ya' shoulda seen the jaw drop on the bag.

When it was my turn, I decided to be just a wee bit more tactful. So I told her that I simply did'nt have the room on my car, being as how I already had both "Ax me about Ebonics" and "Fuck World Peace: Visualize using your turn signal" stickers covering the bumper. She bought it and waddled away.

Sorry 'bout the long reply, but that's my "United We Stand" story - short as I could make it.

1) Your car has a "United We Stand" bumpersticker on it.

2) You actually watched the Super Bowl halftime show in its entirety - without losing your lunch.

3) You tell people, "We're pregnant", instead of saying, "My wife's pregnant".

4) You believe terrorists like to slam planes into buildings because they're "jealous of our freedom and democracy".

5) You're thankful "MLK Day" is a national holiday - enabling you to take off work with pay.

6) Your body has this inexplicable tendency to shift into its "moon dance" mode whenever you hear a Michael Jackson song.

7) You get all misty-eyed when hearing the stirring lyrics "We Shall Overcome".

8) You're a regular viewer of such "family-oriented" fare such as "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" and "Will & Grace".

9) You believe you can safely stroll through a black neighborhood at night - as long as you inform any would-be muggers that you're a strong supporter of affirmative action, multiculturalism, reparations, etc.

10) You see nothing wrong with substituting "See Spot Run" with "Heather Has Two Mommies".

Holy Christ on a stick! You just described my Mother-in-Law!

Holy Christ on a stick! You just described my Mother-in-Law!

that chick on grace has beautiful hair. I wonder if she dyes it red. them faggits on there are annoying. however the grace character is a typical annoying chick as well. I just look at the hair. the fat white girl is funny however in her cynical materialism. did I mention the faggits annoy me and the Grace character has great hair? LOL

that chick on grace has beautiful hair. I wonder if she dyes it red. them faggits on there are annoying. however the grace character is a typical annoying chick as well. I just look at the hair. the fat white girl is funny however in her cynical materialism. did I mention the faggits annoy me and the Grace character has great hair? LOL
I've simply had it with this barrage of fag "entertainment" that the kikes are really starting to spew out of Hymiewood as of late. Seems like ever since that carpet-munchin' bitch Ellen Degenerate came out of the closet a few years back, the floodgates have burst open and some pinko "five-year plan" has been implemented to cram this "alternative lifestyle" bullshit down our throats - regardless of what anybody thinks of it.

About the only thing I ever watch with any regularity is "Columbo" re-runs, usually shown on Bravo. (Ya' just gotta love the guy!) However, last summer when everybody was hard-selling their new fall lineups, Bravo's big entries were two new shows - "Queer Eye" and "Boy Meets Boy." I got so sick of seeing the promos for these shows that I simply just stopped watching the channel altogether and now have to try to catch Columbo on A&E. Jesus H!

Fuck the pillow-biters and their benefactors in La-La Land. I'm just one step closer to killing my TV. Something we'd all probably be better off doing.

You post anti-White messages on VNNF's opposition forum to encourage Whites to further dispossess themselves of what little they have left.

And be condescending...it makes you look smart.

Answer questions with questions: it's "Socratic."

Explain to Whites that invariably criminal and disgusting shitskin behavior is merely the product of institutionalized racism.

It is of paramount importance however, that you ignore the mountains of evidence presented to you that race is the driving force behind politics and culture past, present and future. Condescending is right.....how the hell did I miss that one? Nothing irritates me more than that smug, condescending attitude anti's exhibit when showing-up us "antiquated racists" for the neanderthals we really are with the Orwellian doublespeak and indoctrinating bullshit they've received courtesy of our of "edjewcational" system. Makes you just wish you could reach right through your monitor and slap the shit-eatin' smirks off their faces.