The History Channel re aired it's special on 911 yesterday, describing how the structural steel in the towers melted from a kerosene and paper fire.

Store managers across the country brace for near riot conditions today as millions of Americans are expected to return their defective gas grills which have steel in their grates.

Spokesman for the nations largest retail chain stated "there is no reason for panic, most hamburger grills are only exposed to direct flame for 15 minutes at a time"

One irate customer, "Bubba" from Nacidoces Texas interviewed in the parking lot line up that went around the block at Walmart had this to say: "We do some serious grillin down here and really load up the steaks, sometimes our partys go on all weekend, like when UT wins one."
Stay tuned for video at 8:00

And with good reason. Although most firewood only burns at 900-1000 degrees F, that top secret genetically-modified Texas mesquite can hit 3000 degrees, easily hot enough to melt steel.

Just like that special hi-temp jet fuel that brought down the WTC... :rolleyes:

They ought to make paper grills, they would be indestructable. Paper passports easily survive heat that crumbles concrete and structural steel.