Magnus
December 8th, 2003, 02:44 AM
There is this "Free Leonard Pecker" anti-racist dipshit at work. Last Friday, I sat down next to him and asked him why he wore t-shirts with the communist Russian flag on them. He said he was a communist. Here is about how the conversation went.
Me: Are you a communist?
Anti: Yes.
Me: Are you Russian?
Anti: No.
Me: Then why do you wear the flag that represents the former Soviet Union?
Anti: Because it's the symbol of communism.
Me: Have you ever lived under a communist regieme?
Anti: A what?
Me: Have you ever lived under a communist controlled goverment?
Anti: No, but communism is the only form of goverment that will ensure everyone has equal rights, so we need it here in America.
Me: Why do we need it here in America?
Anti: Because the goverment sucks.
Me: You want to free all the people who have taken on the goverment and been locked up, don't ya?
Anti: Yep.
Me: Guys like that Mubia dude who shot that policeman, right?
( He has a "Free Mumia" bumper sticker on his sedan )
At this point, he became really uncomfortable. At first he thought it was neat, because people were gathered around the table, and he had his chance to break out and put a message behind all the "cool" symbols and quotes pasted on his attire. Then his mood shifted as he realized he was being asked serious questions.
Anti: He didn't do it.
Me: How do you know?
Anti: It don't matter, cops suck.
Me: So you wanna shot cops?
Anti: Why are you asking me all these stupid questions?
Me: Because you were all those stupid hats and patches.
Anti: Man, don't you know what anarchy is?
Me: Yes I do, what does it have to do with our conversation?
Now the gold at the end of the rainbow=
Anti: Don't you get high man?
I don't remember what I said in reply. I think I just laughed along with everyone else. He is well known for his stoney disposition as it is.
It was great. This guy made himself, and his "free O.J." helpers look like complete ass's. I did not even have to engage in a serious conversation.
Me: Are you a communist?
Anti: Yes.
Me: Are you Russian?
Anti: No.
Me: Then why do you wear the flag that represents the former Soviet Union?
Anti: Because it's the symbol of communism.
Me: Have you ever lived under a communist regieme?
Anti: A what?
Me: Have you ever lived under a communist controlled goverment?
Anti: No, but communism is the only form of goverment that will ensure everyone has equal rights, so we need it here in America.
Me: Why do we need it here in America?
Anti: Because the goverment sucks.
Me: You want to free all the people who have taken on the goverment and been locked up, don't ya?
Anti: Yep.
Me: Guys like that Mubia dude who shot that policeman, right?
( He has a "Free Mumia" bumper sticker on his sedan )
At this point, he became really uncomfortable. At first he thought it was neat, because people were gathered around the table, and he had his chance to break out and put a message behind all the "cool" symbols and quotes pasted on his attire. Then his mood shifted as he realized he was being asked serious questions.
Anti: He didn't do it.
Me: How do you know?
Anti: It don't matter, cops suck.
Me: So you wanna shot cops?
Anti: Why are you asking me all these stupid questions?
Me: Because you were all those stupid hats and patches.
Anti: Man, don't you know what anarchy is?
Me: Yes I do, what does it have to do with our conversation?
Now the gold at the end of the rainbow=
Anti: Don't you get high man?
I don't remember what I said in reply. I think I just laughed along with everyone else. He is well known for his stoney disposition as it is.
It was great. This guy made himself, and his "free O.J." helpers look like complete ass's. I did not even have to engage in a serious conversation.