THE CHICKTIONARY
Your guide to understanding chick talk.

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The Chicktionary will define and explain some common female phrases and trick questions that often confuse guys. Plus, we’ll give the men some comeback lines that ensure they are coming back in no time.

What She Says: How much do you think I weigh?

What She Says: It Happens To Every Guy

What She Says: How Old Do You Think I Am?

What She Says: You're The Best I've Ever Had.

What She Says: I'm Not Mad.

What She Says: Do you think she's prettier than me?

What She Says: I'm too tired.What She Says:

What Are You Thinking About?

What She Says: I'm An Average Weight

What She Says: It's not you, it's me.

What She Says: Your Fly Is Open.

What She Says: Whatever You Want. (OR) You Decide.

What She Says: No, why don't you give me your phone number.

What She Says: How's (insert girl's name) doing?

What She Says: What do you think of this dress (article of clothing)?

What She Says: I’m not pretty enough.

What She Says: I just want to be friends.

What She Says: Are you even listening to me?

What She says: Who was that on the phone?

What She Says: Do you want a mint?

What She Says: Do you think "Paris Hilton" is hot?

What She Says: I’m cold. OR I’m hungry.

What She Says: Does my butt look fat in these pants?

What she says: Wow, you sound really busy.

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Not as funny as the 'Profanisaurus'. >

http://www.milkinfirst.com/dictionary/profanisaurus.htm

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Finally, about the word “pretty.” If you want to get laid tonight, you tell her, not only is she pretty, but she’s hot, sexy and a goddess with beauty indescribable by mortal man.

That's pretty much dead on.

That's pretty much dead on.

Ooh err missus. In England we whisper sweet romanticisms to chicks such as "I need to feed the pony"
(Colloquial Translation: feeding the pony. v. One handed groping of a lady's toothless gibbon. From> http://www.milkinfirst.com/dictionary/f.htm )

or if the chick is a 'five pinter' ........
(Colloquial translation: five-pinter n. A very ugly woman who you would quite happily chat up only after five pints.)
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a romantic suggestion that the chick ought to offer a 'sixty eight' may adoringly and amorously be tendered....
(Colloquial translation: sixty-eight n. Oral s*x undertaken on the understanding that the favour will be returned. As in "'Ere, give us a sixty-eight and I'll owe you one." )
http://www.milkinfirst.com/dictionary/s.htm

Love sweet love, always reigns triumphant for the English gentleman , especially if the chick goes at it, as we say, like a kangaroo shagging a space hopper .
:)

(Colloquial translation: kangaroo shagging a space hopper sim. Sexually energetic; As in "Phoarr! She goes like a kangaroo shagging a space hopper".) Dont tell me, you dont know what a space hopper is........? http://www.milkinfirst.com/dictionary/k.htm