A good Ol' boy is rideing down the road when he sees a new gas station opening up with a sighn up that reads"free monkey day."he's thinking."yeah it's a key chain or some shit."so he pulls in and fills up,and the attendant hands him a monkey,and he's like WTF?so he takes his new ape home and lets it out,it wanders around and sees a cotton field,and immediately starts harvesting cotton like a combine!the good ol boy says geez!I better fill up the old lady's ride and get another one,so he does,and just like the first one,it too starts harvesting cotton!he thinks to himself"I got to show grandpa this shit!"so he calls grandpa up and he comes over,he takes one look at the monkeys and pulls an ak-47 from behind the truck seat and kills them both dead!and the good old boy is like"what the hell?!why'd you shoot my monkeys?"and grandpa,calmly puts the rifle away and says"son,that's how niggers got started!"