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Adolf Hitler
March 24th, 2004, 06:14 PM
To any Christians out there, Jesus and Hitler are the same man.

http://www.jesusishitler.com/images/jesus1.jpg

http://www.jesusishitler.com/images/crosstika1.gif

-Ever wonder what the H stands for in Jesus H. Christ? That's right. Jesus Hitler Christ.

-In the Bible, Jesus clearly states "Ye who do not kill the Hebrew people shall go down".

-Jesus and Hitler have never been spotted in the same place.

-Both Jesus and Hitler were carpenters early in their career.

-Both Jesus and Hitler were masters of propaganda.

-Both Jesus and Hitler enjoy pineapple on their pizza.

-Both Jesus and Hitler sported the same moustache.

-Mein Kampf is the sequel to the Bible

-In conclusion, you must worship Hitler and the NAZI party.

Adolf Hitler
March 24th, 2004, 06:22 PM
http://www.jesusishitler.com/images/hitlerfish.jpg

Matthaus Hetzenauer
March 24th, 2004, 06:38 PM
LMFAO!!!

(But c'mon, really - pineapple on ol' Thornhead's pizza? Don't know 'bout that one, 'Dolph baby. Coulda swore he preferred anchovies on his tombstone).

Adolf Hitler
March 24th, 2004, 10:21 PM
bump......