Adolf Hitler
March 24th, 2004, 06:14 PM
To any Christians out there, Jesus and Hitler are the same man.
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-Ever wonder what the H stands for in Jesus H. Christ? That's right. Jesus Hitler Christ.
-In the Bible, Jesus clearly states "Ye who do not kill the Hebrew people shall go down".
-Jesus and Hitler have never been spotted in the same place.
-Both Jesus and Hitler were carpenters early in their career.
-Both Jesus and Hitler were masters of propaganda.
-Both Jesus and Hitler enjoy pineapple on their pizza.
-Both Jesus and Hitler sported the same moustache.
-Mein Kampf is the sequel to the Bible
-In conclusion, you must worship Hitler and the NAZI party.
http://www.jesusishitler.com/images/jesus1.jpg
http://www.jesusishitler.com/images/crosstika1.gif
-Ever wonder what the H stands for in Jesus H. Christ? That's right. Jesus Hitler Christ.
-In the Bible, Jesus clearly states "Ye who do not kill the Hebrew people shall go down".
-Jesus and Hitler have never been spotted in the same place.
-Both Jesus and Hitler were carpenters early in their career.
-Both Jesus and Hitler were masters of propaganda.
-Both Jesus and Hitler enjoy pineapple on their pizza.
-Both Jesus and Hitler sported the same moustache.
-Mein Kampf is the sequel to the Bible
-In conclusion, you must worship Hitler and the NAZI party.