Kinda bored, so I thought I'd throw a few of these up. Feel free to add your own -


Q: Did you hear what Abe Lincoln said after a five-day drunk?
A: "I freed the WHAT???"

Q: What do you call 50 mexicans in a pool?
A: Bean Dip.

Q: What is the national anthem of Puerto-Rico?
A: "Attention K-Mart shoppers........"

Q: What was the only good thing to come of The Million Man March?
A: Only 3 of them missed work.

Q: Who's the busiest man at a puerto-rican picnic?
A: The one with the jumper cables.

Q: What did one condom say to the other before they walked into the fag bar?
A: "Wanna get shitfaced?"

Q: Why don't they electrocute mexican prisoners in Texas anymore?
A: Grease fires are too hard to put out.

Q: Why do nigger women pull their panties down before they eat?
A: To keep the flies off the food.

Q: What was the only thing missing from The Million Man March?
A: The auctioneer.

Q: Why do puerto-ricans keep chickens in their yards?
A: To teach their kids how to walk.

Q: How do chinks name their kids?
A: They throw silverware down the stairs.

Q: What qualifies as good behavior in a black school?
A: Raising your hand before bustin' a cap in the teacher.

Q: How was break-dancing invented?
A: Niggers trying to steal the hubcaps off of moving cars.

Q: What do you call a bouncer in a fag bar?
A: A flamethrower.

Q: How do you keep a niglet from bouncing up and down on the bed?
A: Put velcro on the ceiling.

Q: How do you get the niglet down from the ceiling?
A: Give the mexican kids next door a bat and tell 'em he's a pinata.

Q: How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company?
A: There's a Big Wheel parked in the driveway.

Q: What's black and brown and looks good on a nigger?
A: A rottweiler.

Q: How does a nigger woman turn on the lights after sex?
A: She opens the car door.

Q: How can you tell if a chinese burglar has been in your home?
A: The homework's done and the cat's missing.

Q: What's the definition of a nigger virgin?
A: Any girl who can outrun her brothers and uncles.

Q: Why do niggers lean to the middle when they drive?
A: Because they think the smell is coming from outside.

Q: What do you call a nigger with no arms?
A: Trustworthy.

Q: What are the six most terrifying words in the English language?
A: "Yo, ah be ya' new neighba!"

Q: What do you say to a nigger in a three-piece suit?
A: "Will the defendant please rise?"

Q: What do you call two niggers in a shoebox?
A: A pair of black loafers.