Alex Linder
April 3rd, 2004, 04:44 AM
Subject: Crux media bite
Hey ho, hey ho, all mah niggaz gots ta go.
Hip hop up da gangplank feel da flow
When we getz near ta freeka gonna dump ya slow
Homies chill wit da sardines gulping H20
Presented, for your human consideration...
...random lines from eight consecutive BET "Uncut" rap videos:
1) "Filthy rich had 'em all. He is a super hoe."
2) "This is the town where the clowns put it down, baby. ... Close the door before your child hear the sound, baby. ... Get on some shrub wit me/ Two cases Bud wit me. ... The killer clowns in ya town raising all hell."
3) "All I wanna do iz get high. ... I used to be a stickup king, I remember all the crazy things I did. ... 30 feet from the VIP ... unhh, unh... Queen City where everybody (indecipherable, with the accent on cipher)
4) "Ok, I work dat after four Remys ... But shorty gotta bounce whenever the sex ends.
5) Yo cap, you wanna hit this? It ain't hat he's dumb, he's just drunk and belligerent. ... What's up with the bronze, she down with black meat? ...until they satisfy my fetish, and turn reddish... Could you watch for that white Escalade? ...
6) ...all of my dawgs... shakin' her thang ... ain't got no drawers ... you got a hotspot, can i get up in there?
7) four diggy diggy... five diggy diggy, six diggy diggy... (indecipherable jamaican ape-human-island coon jumbalaya of jibber-jabber)
8) push push push, keep it low, like shush shush. you want up in my tush tush tush ... serve my curves... my 36D 36 hips ... you got a bank account to make my face blush
COMMENTARY:
- almost every nig rap video TEEMS with niggers. like human termites, pullulating in foul above ground nests, like ants on a chocolate bar, or like a hundred rats squished in an aquarium running over and under one another
- in between the most obscene vidz jew producers booty poppers and 69-IQ jigs can come up with, ads warning about AIDS. one in three don't know they have it, it tries to scare these animals of impulse.
- in between videos William J. Clinton Foundation urges jigs to register to vote; i.e., spread political AIDS to humans.
- how to make a nigger video: collect she-'oons of a thousand shades, a couple blondes, even if they're really niggers, a bunch of the nastiest ghettos rats outfitted in NBA jerseys, get some expensive cars, some bling, a club or two, a ghetto backdrop. oh yeah. and get a bunch of lime spandex jumpsuits with shark fins cut in the seat, for a nasty vienna blind on the poppin'.
- after diggy-diggy jamaican sex video, they cut in with GEICO ad, with white father driving home responsibly, his white wife and kids asleep in the car with him. the contrast between black animals and white humans is as stark as it could possibly be.
CONCLUSION: If you doubt that race is real, you haven't watched BET. niggers ain't us. they're an entirely different class of creatures. a brackish black backwater of the evolutionary channel. they're nasty, dangerous, vile creatures we allow to live amongst us at the guarantee of our annihilation, given enough time.
THE CRUX
Hey ho, hey ho, all mah niggaz gots ta go.
Hip hop up da gangplank feel da flow
When we getz near ta freeka gonna dump ya slow
Homies chill wit da sardines gulping H20
Presented, for your human consideration...
...random lines from eight consecutive BET "Uncut" rap videos:
1) "Filthy rich had 'em all. He is a super hoe."
2) "This is the town where the clowns put it down, baby. ... Close the door before your child hear the sound, baby. ... Get on some shrub wit me/ Two cases Bud wit me. ... The killer clowns in ya town raising all hell."
3) "All I wanna do iz get high. ... I used to be a stickup king, I remember all the crazy things I did. ... 30 feet from the VIP ... unhh, unh... Queen City where everybody (indecipherable, with the accent on cipher)
4) "Ok, I work dat after four Remys ... But shorty gotta bounce whenever the sex ends.
5) Yo cap, you wanna hit this? It ain't hat he's dumb, he's just drunk and belligerent. ... What's up with the bronze, she down with black meat? ...until they satisfy my fetish, and turn reddish... Could you watch for that white Escalade? ...
6) ...all of my dawgs... shakin' her thang ... ain't got no drawers ... you got a hotspot, can i get up in there?
7) four diggy diggy... five diggy diggy, six diggy diggy... (indecipherable jamaican ape-human-island coon jumbalaya of jibber-jabber)
8) push push push, keep it low, like shush shush. you want up in my tush tush tush ... serve my curves... my 36D 36 hips ... you got a bank account to make my face blush
COMMENTARY:
- almost every nig rap video TEEMS with niggers. like human termites, pullulating in foul above ground nests, like ants on a chocolate bar, or like a hundred rats squished in an aquarium running over and under one another
- in between the most obscene vidz jew producers booty poppers and 69-IQ jigs can come up with, ads warning about AIDS. one in three don't know they have it, it tries to scare these animals of impulse.
- in between videos William J. Clinton Foundation urges jigs to register to vote; i.e., spread political AIDS to humans.
- how to make a nigger video: collect she-'oons of a thousand shades, a couple blondes, even if they're really niggers, a bunch of the nastiest ghettos rats outfitted in NBA jerseys, get some expensive cars, some bling, a club or two, a ghetto backdrop. oh yeah. and get a bunch of lime spandex jumpsuits with shark fins cut in the seat, for a nasty vienna blind on the poppin'.
- after diggy-diggy jamaican sex video, they cut in with GEICO ad, with white father driving home responsibly, his white wife and kids asleep in the car with him. the contrast between black animals and white humans is as stark as it could possibly be.
CONCLUSION: If you doubt that race is real, you haven't watched BET. niggers ain't us. they're an entirely different class of creatures. a brackish black backwater of the evolutionary channel. they're nasty, dangerous, vile creatures we allow to live amongst us at the guarantee of our annihilation, given enough time.
THE CRUX