View Full Version : Christ shall come back! ---When???
CreatorOre
December 10th, 2003, 04:43 AM
Since Christ never existed and can't come back, I decided to name the asteroid "2003 QQ 47" Christ. It's supposed to have a chance that it will hit earth in 2014.
Picture of Christ hitting earth (http://www.area51central.com/armageddon/meteor/meteor4.JPG)
http://www.abc.net.au/worldtoday/content/2003/s938374.htm
CreatorOre
December 11th, 2003, 01:26 AM
Is anyone but me dying from anticipation?
Rob Roy MacGregor
December 11th, 2003, 03:06 AM
Since Christ never existed and can't come back, I decided to name the asteroid "2003 QQ 47" Christ. It's supposed to have a chance that it will hit earth in 2014.
Picture of Christ hitting earth (http://www.area51central.com/armageddon/meteor/meteor4.JPG)
http://www.abc.net.au/worldtoday/content/2003/s938374.htm
Two things that SHOULD be REQUIRED subjects in EVERY College and University.
1- Geology
2- Astronomy
That should cure the world of self-important assholes!
Great Pic!
Whirlwind
December 12th, 2003, 07:44 AM
He's coming back, alright. And Mithras, his older brother, will be with him. Seriously, are you all aware of ancient carvings called a "Tauroctony"? Exactly what was the fascination of early man with the stars? Agrarian cultures do not need astronomy. Their oral traditions must involve watching the heavens for a sign. Where did they get that idea?
Nice Mencken quote, R McDonald 14-88.
IrishJay
December 12th, 2003, 01:05 PM
Christ is coming...look busy. :D
Seriously though, one day in the desert.....whooooosh (rapture)..
Mo' and mo' fairy tales from the book written by "King James".
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