We all get spam, I suppose. Porn spam and Viagra spam and lose 40 punds in 1 week spam. Some of the Viagra spam e-mail headings have made me laugh... 'you have a tiny dick' ("Sure, buddy! I'll buy yer fuckin' product!!!"), etc. .... but this E-mail, from ~citi_Bank_E_mail <PetrBallantine@solomax.com>, really cracked me up.

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Received: from mt3u012222.ocv.ne.jp ([203.205.12.222]) by mc5-f14.hotmail.com with Microsoft SMTPSVC(5.0.2195.6824); Thu, 22 Apr 2004 00:53:12 -0700
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To_ veriification of_your Email adress click on the_ link :

http://go.msn.com/HML/6/3.asp?target=%48%74%74%50%3A%2F%2Forvn23msg.dA%2E%72u/%3fzr3g37e7pZm5tD0xJGd99rUHqluDh4y

and submit_ in the_ |ittle _window_ _your citi_bank D_e_b_i_t_ Card nummber and
PIN*
that _you use in local Atm.

vFx8A7HafV 37ft9s 1uza5c3b67i95b 6f 8o5 l6wz3j01jc3k8k1a Z1XB2zw
"Put yer money in the hole, folks!"

This must be what those Nigerian scammers are resorting to after all the negative press they got for their longer-letter scams.

Hey, wonder what the I.Q. of this spam artist is???!!! And again, what would be the I.Q. of the person who fell for it??!!! :confused: :p