For me personally, it would be the gorilla. I've heard they can actually extremely nice if you don't bug them to much. They also seem to be far more productive than the average negro. So what would you choose?

Gorilla:

1) they can't speak english
2) they can't sell drugs
3) safer

Gorilla
http://www.bealecorner.com/trv900/contrib/heckjh/gorilla.jpg

Negro
http://www.eastsidecomedy.com/images/guys/black_guy.jpg

I too think the Gorilla would be a better neighbor because they are not as noisy, dirty or demanding and more aesthetically pleasing.

[QUOTE=Vlad]The gorilla doesn't get the idea in it's head that you White man owe him a living.
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And the gorilla can play the Banjo!

If you compare Koko the gorilla to the average negro, she puts them to shame!

She can learn (even read)...
http://www.pbs.org/wnet/nature/koko/images/top_pic3.jpg

She is nice and actually has manners. Believe it or not, she can yes "thank you" and "your welcome" in sign language! Can the average negro do that?
http://www.presidentialprayerteam.org/images/rogers17.jpg

She had table manners! Knows how to use glass cups, forks, spoons, etc...
http://www.koko.org/news/images/K&P_Bday30_PR.72.jpg

She can take care of animals, which negro society has failed to accomplish
http://en.wikipedia.org/upload/5/56/KokoKitten.jpg

And to top it off, the gorilla is passive, nonviolent, and quiet!
http://www.gla.ac.uk/~clubs/SJS/KokosKitten.jpg



I've been thinking. It's more of an insult to the Gorilla when you call a negro a Gorilla. Comparing Gorillas to Niggers is just unfair to the Gorilla species!

I think this pretty much sums it up:

http://resist.com/cartoons/image/black2x.gif

Gorillas are peaceful and harmless animals. How dare you compare them to niggers.

Who was that person who voted for the niggers? you fucking people crazy, I would rather live with fucking apes and gorillas anyday over smelly, stupid, ugly ass niggers.

It was probably Mr. Olmec... he's a nigger in case you don't know.

[QUOTE=Adolf Hitler]If you compare Koko the gorilla to the average negro, she puts them to shame!

She can learn (even read)...
http://www.pbs.org/wnet/nature/koko/images/top_pic3.jpg

the Gorilla species![/QUOTE]

Note how the ape is not groping or raping the white female either.

I would rather have an ape as neighbour :D

http://www.tightrope.cc/imagefiles/joke1t.gif

[QUOTE=Scotland88]Note how the ape is not groping or raping the white female either.[/QUOTE]

LMWAO!!!! Good one!

You would have to keep the free-ranging porch-monkeys from antagonizing the caged apes.
http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/Southwest/03/19/gorilla.rampage.ap/

A visitation by Keisha and her noisome troop would drive any superior primate to fury.

[QUOTE=norcalnative1971][size=3]I would invite the gorilla into my home. The nigger I would not.

A gorilla sanctuary next door would be a wonderful thing for the kids![/size][/QUOTE]

niggers regularly eat gorillas and chimps and other primates, known as "bush meat," which is part of the reasons these other species are endangered.

Once Matt Hale suggested dedication of Africa into a continent-wide nature preserve sans that most widespread and destructive humanoid subspecies. an idea worth considering...

[QUOTE=Adolf Hitler]
http://www.presidentialprayerteam.org/images/rogers17.jpg
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The guy in this picture looks familiar. Is it Fred Rogers or David Duke without his collegen injections?

I'm convinced Gorillas would indeed be preferable to Niggers. For all you sheltered white-folks who think all Niggers are all like the "Jewish Cosby Family", Try living in South Oakland, Ca. for a few days with Real Niggers. Your eyes will be miraculously opened to the True Nature of "Real" Niggers. Gorillas are Cool! Niggers Suck!
[QUOTE=Adolf Hitler]For me personally, it would be the gorilla. I've heard they can actually extremely nice if you don't bug them to much. They also seem to be far more productive than the average negro. So what would you choose?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Adolf Hitler]For me personally, it would be the gorilla. I've heard they can actually extremely nice if you don't bug them to much. They also seem to be far more productive than the average negro. So what would you choose?[/QUOTE]
I've never bugged either, but some Crack-Tar might be more willing :D

also, I think most silverbacks weigh more than 400 lbs.

you guys remind me of edgar rice burroughs, noble apes and wicked nigras-

The Gorillas are winning!