I only used to believe in Odin and Thor because they're the Nordic gods. Not because I really believed that they existed, just because they were Nordic and I thought that they were cool and shit. As a matter of fact, I like anything Nordic. I'd even fuck Bjork because she's from Iceland. If a piece of shit fell from the ass of a Nord, I would rather smell it than a Mediterranean shit.

Well, the other night I looked up in the sky and saw Thor flying by with mjollnir, his mighty hammer. After that I yelled "Father Odin, SHOW YOUR FACE!!!"

An pretty soon, an old one eyed, great headed man appeared. I said to him "Father Odin. You are for real! Could you please tell me if you think I have a fine nordic skull? I have been studying this for years. Do I have the finest nordic skull in the universe?"

"Son" he said. "You have the nordic skull of an enherjer and when you come to meet me in Valhalla, I will see to it that you win our "Best Nordic Skull in Valhalla contest."

I was elated!

Are you drunk? You have way too much energy for this time of night. I have never heard anyone with an obsession with skulls. Not human at least. Very strange!

[QUOTE=MsVinland]Are you drunk? You have way too much energy for this time of night. I have never heard anyone with an obsession with skulls. Not human at least. Very strange![/QUOTE]
It's just a troll. Best not to respond lest we encourage it.

[QUOTE=Vlad]When I was a viking youth, Thor descended from out of the sky with a peal of thunder and crackle of lightning. All the villagers were knocked off their feet save for myself because I am considered the strongest.

Impressed with my obvious physical might and courage in the face of my god, Thor turned to me and spoke.

Thus spake he, "Child, wilt thou makest for me a GPS tracking system for my Hammer Mjollnir? For this I shall reward thee Wisdom beyond thy years!"

"I will do this for Thee, Mighty One," I replied.

And so I labored in devices of Aryan industry integrating such programmable systems of the day into the Artifact before the presence of the Thundergod.

To this day, Thor can now throw Mjollnir three full orbits around the world and strike enemies of Aryans wherever they lurk with centimeter precision![/QUOTE]

Thor I have seen. A pure Nord from Romania,no.

[QUOTE=MsVinland]Are you drunk? You have way too much energy for this time of night. I have never heard anyone with an obsession with skulls. Not human at least. Very strange![/QUOTE]

Any mud can dye their hair aryan blond or even get a pair of blue colored contacts. Skull size can't be changed. I also love that peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeachy white skin :)

Give me your yahoo nick. I would love to measure your skull. If you play your cards right after dinner we can pour libations to Odin and make lovely nordic babies. IF you're nordic enough for me. Otherwise, I'll make you nordic by injection ;)

[QUOTE=Spengler]It's just a troll. Best not to respond lest we encourage it.[/QUOTE]

Don't you know that THOR banished the trolls to outisde of Adgard?

[QUOTE=Nordicist]Thor I have seen. A pure Nord from Romania,no.[/QUOTE]

[size=9]HAIL ODIN![/size]
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instead of this foolishness you ought to type in the story about King Olaf's men and the Red haired stranger.

[QUOTE=Nordicist]
Give me your yahoo nick. I would love to measure your skull. If you play your cards right after dinner we can pour libations to Odin and make lovely nordic babies. IF you're nordic enough for me. Otherwise, I'll make you nordic by injection[/QUOTE]I know this pig is probably gone but "nordic by injection". :rolleyes: That is just as stupid as when a man says, "you got Irish in ya.....do you want some?" UGH! This guy makes me want to have a party with him, and my BAT! Lets see what his skull measures afterwards. :D

Heh, if he's not gone then I'm guessing "Nordicist" will end up on the "Hates White People..." list anyway.

[QUOTE=MsVinland]I know this pig is probably gone but "nordic by injection". :rolleyes: That is just as stupid as when a man says, "you got Irish in ya.....do you want some?" UGH! This guy makes me want to have a party with him, and my BAT! Lets see what his skull measures afterwards. :D[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Antiochus Epiphanes]instead of this foolishness you ought to type in the story about King Olaf's men and the Red haired stranger.[/QUOTE]

I don't think that you're white, let alone nordic you greek buttfucker. Go eat a kebab and fuck some hairy greek man up the ass.

[QUOTE=Nordicist]I don't think that you're white, let alone nordic you greek buttfucker. Go eat a kebab and fuck some hairy greek man up the ass.[/QUOTE]

Nice try Extreme_Nord. See ya later.

[QUOTE=Georgie]Nice try Extreme_Nord. See ya later.[/QUOTE]
RIGHT ON!!! I've said it already but it's great having you back moderating again.

[QUOTE=Nordicist]I only used to believe in Odin and Thor because they're the Nordic gods. Not because I really believed that they existed, just because they were Nordic and I thought that they were cool and shit. As a matter of fact, I like anything Nordic. I'd even fuck Bjork because she's from Iceland. If a piece of shit fell from the ass of a Nord, I would rather smell it than a Mediterranean shit.

Well, the other night I looked up in the sky and saw Thor flying by with mjollnir, his mighty hammer. After that I yelled "Father Odin, SHOW YOUR FACE!!!"

An pretty soon, an old one eyed, great headed man appeared. I said to him "Father Odin. You are for real! Could you please tell me if you think I have a fine nordic skull? I have been studying this for years. Do I have the finest nordic skull in the universe?"

"Son" he said. "You have the nordic skull of an enherjer and when you come to meet me in Valhalla, I will see to it that you win our "Best Nordic Skull in Valhalla contest."

I was elated![/QUOTE]

Woah! You had that dream too?! Was there a full moon recently? *scratches head*

[QUOTE=Georgie]Nice try Extreme_Nord. See ya later.[/QUOTE]


Damn bro, I could have had some fun putting that peice of shit down :p

[QUOTE=Nordicist]I don't think that you're white, let alone nordic you greek buttfucker. Go eat a kebab and fuck some hairy greek man up the ass.[/QUOTE]

You're a troll and probably a jew at that. greeks dont eat kebabs they eat "souvlaki." Jews eat matzo, fake being white, and like to stir up shit calling themselves "nordicists." get on back to yeshiva hyman. one more thing, please keep me out of your sick fantasies poofter!

I guess the dipshit who started this thread doesnt know the story I'm referring to. I would expect that of a Jew. I'd like to invite someone with a real appreciation for nordic myth to find it and print it here.