Dasyurus Maculatus
January 23rd, 2007, 12:32 PM
An African curiously described as an “England footballer” was arrested on suspicion of stealing a toilet seat and a set of plumbing items from a hardware store.
The African thief is a member of what the Race Industry attempts to brainwash British citizens into believing is a member of the poor and at-risk ethnic community.
That most vulnerable member of that “minority” community of 850 million negroes worldwide is desperately needy.
The arrested Oxfam-nation member is so "poor" that he is only paid a paltry £30,000 a week (a modest £360,000 pounds a year)to kick a ball for Portsmouth football club.
“No one could quite believe a bloke like him, with all that money, would be moronic enough to nick a toilet seat.” said a store spokesman.
The black deed was caught on CCTV as negro “Glen Johnson” allegedly tried to smuggle the objects out of B&Q hardware store.
“They were spotted by one of our security guards, a chap of 74, and cops arrived as they were trying to leave.”
“They seemed to find the whole thing funny and couldn’t stop smirking even after they had been arrested.”
Of course “Glen Johnson” is smirking. If he hasn’t already been awarded an MBE or other Royal Honour by the Queen for being black and "in sport", he will most certainly get Legal Aid benefits (free attorneys)to smirk even more as he screws the English people by his presence on European soil - instead of residing in his community in the natural environment of the African bush.
Why was a toilet seat being stolen by him?. African heritage, tradition and culture is to dump on the ground anywhere. In essence the African footballer’s desire to use ‘western’ items such as seats is in denial of the negro heritage of shitting anywhere the need takes them.
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The Black Heritage sector of the "Race Industry" will be pleased that this incident is mitigated only by his alleged use of the African tradition of theft, (in order to avoid the white and western concept of “paying” ) .
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2007/01/19/nfootball119.xml
The African thief is a member of what the Race Industry attempts to brainwash British citizens into believing is a member of the poor and at-risk ethnic community.
That most vulnerable member of that “minority” community of 850 million negroes worldwide is desperately needy.
The arrested Oxfam-nation member is so "poor" that he is only paid a paltry £30,000 a week (a modest £360,000 pounds a year)to kick a ball for Portsmouth football club.
“No one could quite believe a bloke like him, with all that money, would be moronic enough to nick a toilet seat.” said a store spokesman.
The black deed was caught on CCTV as negro “Glen Johnson” allegedly tried to smuggle the objects out of B&Q hardware store.
“They were spotted by one of our security guards, a chap of 74, and cops arrived as they were trying to leave.”
“They seemed to find the whole thing funny and couldn’t stop smirking even after they had been arrested.”
Of course “Glen Johnson” is smirking. If he hasn’t already been awarded an MBE or other Royal Honour by the Queen for being black and "in sport", he will most certainly get Legal Aid benefits (free attorneys)to smirk even more as he screws the English people by his presence on European soil - instead of residing in his community in the natural environment of the African bush.
Why was a toilet seat being stolen by him?. African heritage, tradition and culture is to dump on the ground anywhere. In essence the African footballer’s desire to use ‘western’ items such as seats is in denial of the negro heritage of shitting anywhere the need takes them.
:confused:
The Black Heritage sector of the "Race Industry" will be pleased that this incident is mitigated only by his alleged use of the African tradition of theft, (in order to avoid the white and western concept of “paying” ) .
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2007/01/19/nfootball119.xml