I was in two minds to post this in the main discussion forum. But the unintentional humor contained within compelled me to post it here.

Below is a list of Nigger inventions. I tell you, if it werent for these groundbreaking inventions we would still be living in the stone age... on the other hand, after looking at this list one cant help imagine that the niggers were looking for an easy way to shirk off their slave duties..

You are probably familiar with this list anyway.. but it was a first for me so please let me have this moment of fun.

http://www.ai.mit.edu/~isbell/HFh/black/events_and_people/009.aa_inventions

LOL I really hope the person who made that website wasnt being serious.

they downloaded a list from the patent office of all negroes who put in for patents and the item they applied for. None of them are firsts, few if any were improvements on existing White models.
Since it's from the patent office, to a credulous negro its easy to beleive these are actual firsts.

LOL I really hope the person who made that website wasnt being serious.

they downloaded a list from the patent office of all negroes who put in for patents and the item they applied for. None of them are firsts, few if any were improvements on existing White models.
Since it's from the patent office, to a credulous negro its easy to beleive these are actual firsts.

Idiots!


http://www33.brinkster.com/iiiii/inventions/

Golf Tee invented by....

http://www33.brinkster.com/iiiii/inventions/tees.jpg

ALL WHITE GUYS!

What fuckin' motor did niggers invent??? Look 'bout halfway down the list, it says, "J. Gregory........motor."

Right above that it says that G. F. Grant invented the "golf tee." Whew! Thank God! Where the hell would we be without that, huh? Still in the Bronze Age I'll bet.

I'll be honest with you, I am so glad to have my cotton cultivator! :cool:

"Street sprinkling apparatus"

Seriously, what the hell would that be for? Why would you want to sprinkle the streets?!

"Gong and signal chairs for hotels"

Phew.

G. Cook Automatic fishing device May 10, 1899

What the heck is that? Its got me "hooked".

However, some of this stuff is either really vague or spartan.

The Ironing Board creased me up with laughter too.

Speaking of ironing boards....wouldn't one have to invent the iron first to proceed with the board? I mean, how do you iron without a flat, hard surface anyway?

I'll be honest with you, I am so glad to have my cotton cultivator! :cool:

"Street sprinkling apparatus"

Seriously, what the hell would that be for? Why would you want to sprinkle the streets?!

"Gong and signal chairs for hotels"

Phew.I'm gonna take a wild guess here and assume they're talking about "fire hydrants" when they refer to "street sprinkling apparatus." And if that's the case, that is an important invention in the annals of science and technology. How the hell else would niggers be able to bathe and enjoy themselves in the ghettoes of Amerikwa during summertime?

I'm gonna take a wild guess here and assume they're talking about "fire hydrants" when they refer to "street sprinkling apparatus." And if that's the case, that is an important invention in the annals of science and technology. How the hell else would niggers be able to bathe and enjoy themselves in the ghettoes of Amerikwa during summertime?

Fair point, I retract my mocking tone in reference to the useful "street sprinkling apparatus."

A street sprinkling apparatus is used to wet down the initial layer of sand before you whack the asphalt onto a new road.

Basically, it's a diagonal pipe with lots of holes punched into it at regular intervals, hooked up to a water tank on the back of a truck, with a valve to stop and start the flow of water.

A street sprinkling apparatus is used to wet down the initial layer of sand before you whack the asphalt onto a new road.

Basically, it's a diagonal pipe with lots of holes punched into it at regular intervals, hooked up to a water tank on the back of a truck, with a valve to stop and start the flow of water. A real gang of Copernicus types rivaling all who came before them.

A real gang of Copernicus types rivaling all who came before them.
I never said it was a particularly complicated device, now did I? It's hardly my fault no-one knew what a road sprinkler is.

I never said it was a particularly complicated device, now did I? It's hardly my fault no-one knew what a road sprinkler is.
It's none of my business, but, I think Politico was referring to niggers - not you. Does'nt look like a shot at your post.....at least not from this angle anyway.

Ciao.