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I became Stalin...funnily enough. Of course they didn't mention my probably-more-than eighty million victims, and of course the massacres conducted by Lenin are erased from memory, but hey, that's the kind of privileges you have with the media when you're a communist.

Sieg heil, you're Adolf Hitler!

Quite possibly more famous than Jesus, you masterminded and helped orchestrate the biggest war crime of the twentieth century. Twelve million people were killed in your infamous death camps - which will label you as one of the most evil men ever for all eternity.

Not only did you gas people and cook them in massive ovens, you also performed all kinds of horrible experiments on them - experiments that could never be allowed before, or since.

On the other hand, you gave the world highways and the Volkswagon Beetle. Go figure.

On the other hand, you gave the world highways and the Volkswagon Beetle. Go figure.

They forgot to mention that he rid the world of a hell of a lot of Jews! :)
But there are so many good things to mention about Uncle Wolf that it would take forever to list them all....

Speaking of that, I think it would be terribly anti-Semitic of Germany not to have another rounding up of Jews in camps soon. If the Germans won't do that, then what are the Jews going to point to in order to get privileges this century? Hateful, hateful Germans, only thinking of themselves!

I got Hitler ...

Joseph Stalin.

shee-it, I don' need ta take no test ta know wut dicktata I am--I be IDI AMIN BABY! hell yuh muthafuggahs!

Peace out, & UGANDA!

Ha Ha, some of those questions are riot!

Yes, Seven Up is better than Sprite.

Adolf Hitler, I am!

I answered "yes" to all of the questions to see what I would get, and behold:

Which Genocidal Maniac Are You?

A solemn "shalom" to you. You're Ariel Sharon!

You're the current Prime Minister of Israel, responsible for the killings of numerous Palestinians at the hands of the Israeli army and police forces, not to mention the illegal destruction of Yassir Arafat's HQ. But check this! You were also the Minister of Defence in 1982, when Israeli forces brutally massacred Palestinians in two refugee camps on the outskirts of Beirut non-stop for over thirty hours.

Regarding your current actions against the Palestinian people, you recently said: "In wartime, you don't have to expose everything to the world, to stand in public and reveal everything, in the name of that hypocritical and lie-filled concept known as honesty." In other words, you're not going to say what you're doing, and you might even lie about it.

Spoken like a true genocidal maniac


They also had, in very small print, a li'l disclaimer:


[People criticising Sharon and the Israeli regime are often accused of being anti-semitic. As intelligent people will know, a comment on a country is not the same as a comment on a race of people or a religion. Our criticism is purely political, and this test was written by someone with a Jewish background. We hate racism, and we thank you for not falsely accusing us of it.]

I answered "yes" to all of the questions to see what I would get, and behold:

Which Genocidal Maniac Are You?

A solemn "shalom" to you. You're Ariel Sharon!


I did something similar a couple of days ago, but clicked no to every answer, which said I was the President of Rwanda.

When I answered truthfully, I was Joe Stalin.

"Hello, I'm Adolf Hitler". (Cue Johnny Cash Music) :D To Spengler: Joe Stalin? Tee Hee Hee!

Adolf Hitler

RAISE THE BANNER HIGH! MARCH THE BROWN BATTALIONS! I AM THE AVATAR! YAHOO CONFIRMED IT! MEET ME AT THE EXTERNSTINE NEXT SUMMER SOLSTICE, WHERE I WILL CHANNEL HITLER AND BECOME THE MADHI!

does this mean I have to quit meat? sorry, history will have to wait. I aint givin up red meat for nobody, mad cow e coli come what may! je voudrais le beouf saingant!

Adolf Hitler

"Permit me to introduce myself, my name is Hitler, Adolf Hitler"
(James Bond Music playing)

LOL

I didn't check on any of the questions just to see what would happen. Just clicked the bottom, "install your oppressive regime". Came back with Juvenal Habyarimana.....translation: niggers can't read! Go figure.

What bird did the Soviet Union like best? That's right, you're Josef Stalin!

Stalin's actually a stage moniker - your real last name is Dzhugashvili, but you changed it for political reasons. These days, someone called Stalin wouldn't reach power either; following the death of Lenin in 1924, you decided to be a big old fascist, declaring it to be roughly the same as socialist democracy anyway.

Unfortunately, the Chechens didn't particularly want to be part of your social-fascist state, and continually revolted from 1918 to 1944, demanding their freedom. You then wiped out 35 to 50% of their population. (Chechnya is still demanding to be free today, and had been demanding to be free before the Soviet Union was established. To date around a million Chechens have been forced to leave their homes.)

You ruled with an iron glove and a teflon moustache until your death in 1953, scaring the pants off America and pretty much everyone else in the west. Pretty good going, for an evil dictator.

I got that fat kike fag Ariel Sharon,gas me somebody! :mad:

Sieg heil, you're Adolf Hitler!

Quite possibly more famous than Jesus, you masterminded and helped orchestrate the biggest war crime of the twentieth century. Twelve million people were killed in your infamous death camps - which will label you as one of the most evil men ever for all eternity.

Not only did you gas people and cook them in massive ovens, you also performed all kinds of horrible experiments on them - experiments that could never be allowed before, or since.

On the other hand, you gave the world highways and the Volkswagon Beetle. Go figure.


A jew wrote that, can't you tell? And I thought "SIX MILLON" was enough.

I made sure to say that I did not want to grow a big mustache...


I got Joseph Stalin anyway... :confused:

What the HELL!? I got Ariel Sharon! Well... at least I have a hitler username.

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I became Stalin...funnily enough. Of course they didn't mention my probably-more-than eighty million victims, and of course the massacres conducted by Lenin are erased from memory, but hey, that's the kind of privileges you have with the media when you're a communist.

I guess I got lucky...

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I'm a Saddam Hussein. :rolleyes: whatever.


~C

Good day indeed, I am Adolf Hitler, Hails! MM1488

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I became Stalin...funnily enough. Of course they didn't mention my probably-more-than eighty million victims, and of course the massacres conducted by Lenin are erased from memory, but hey, that's the kind of privileges you have with the media when you're a communist.

I only say: EIN VOLK, EIN REICH, EIN FUEHRER!

ab 05:45 O'clock wird jetzt zurueckgeschossen! (Declaration on Sept.01.1939)