Dasyurus Maculatus
July 4th, 2007, 01:30 PM
Negro snorts fire extinguisher powder . Ends up very slightly dead.
The wealthy son of the President of the dirt-poor African country of Chad, has been found dead after inhaling the ‘white powder’ from a fire extinguisher.
The body of Ibrahim ‘Brahim’ Deby, (one of the few African mohammedans not yet registered as a ‘British Muslim’) was found near his residence in an expensive apartment block in Paris. An empty dry powder extinguisher was found by his body.
An autopsy report said he had likely been asphyxiated by snorting or inhaling the "white powder".
Ibrahim Deby had convictions for drugs and weapons possession .
It is believed that he may have confused the dry powder Sodium carbonate NaHCO3, potassium bicarbonate (KHCO3, ) or monoammonium phosphate ((NH4)H2PO4) powder for a similar looking organic recreational white powder from Colombia .
Columbian white powder is also popular with Africa’s wealthy leaders with OXFAM aid money to spend on luxury apartments, “ho’s and holidays” in Europe.
The favored way of ‘snorting’ the white powder is for Africa’s most dangerous land mammal to insert a fire extinguisher up each nostril .
Discounting the ant-eating Aardvark(as one must:cool: ), the proboscis monkey, and ‘Jumbo’ the big-eared elephant ; the African “porch monkey” has the “largest percentage nasal mass per body weight” of any of Africa’s common mammalian species. Fire extinguisher abuse by snorting lends itself admirably to fitting that singularly remarkable physiognomy.
Chad is one of the many African non-multicultural hereditary marxist black dictatorships designated as a major recipient of British taxpayers earnings racially transferred as white ‘aid’ to blacks under the Labour party’s DFID department for international development which transfers Britains earnings to Africa's black marxist countries.
This news from la belle France means one less aid dependent for western donors to support and a secondary beneficial use for fire extinguishers has been brought to wider public attention.
As an optimist I sincerely anticipate that this new fashion for coon community abuse of fire extinguishers for recreational purposes may lead trendsetters in Africa’s un-diverse community to start snorting liquid CO2 extinguisher contents and compressed Halon in order to really act ‘cool’.
Latrino singer Jose Feliciano is to re-release an updated version his 1970’s smash music hit to celebrate this latest “example of blacks misusing a white invention” :
Itz to be called: “Come on baby, don’t, light my fire”.
The wealthy son of the President of the dirt-poor African country of Chad, has been found dead after inhaling the ‘white powder’ from a fire extinguisher.
The body of Ibrahim ‘Brahim’ Deby, (one of the few African mohammedans not yet registered as a ‘British Muslim’) was found near his residence in an expensive apartment block in Paris. An empty dry powder extinguisher was found by his body.
An autopsy report said he had likely been asphyxiated by snorting or inhaling the "white powder".
Ibrahim Deby had convictions for drugs and weapons possession .
It is believed that he may have confused the dry powder Sodium carbonate NaHCO3, potassium bicarbonate (KHCO3, ) or monoammonium phosphate ((NH4)H2PO4) powder for a similar looking organic recreational white powder from Colombia .
Columbian white powder is also popular with Africa’s wealthy leaders with OXFAM aid money to spend on luxury apartments, “ho’s and holidays” in Europe.
The favored way of ‘snorting’ the white powder is for Africa’s most dangerous land mammal to insert a fire extinguisher up each nostril .
Discounting the ant-eating Aardvark(as one must:cool: ), the proboscis monkey, and ‘Jumbo’ the big-eared elephant ; the African “porch monkey” has the “largest percentage nasal mass per body weight” of any of Africa’s common mammalian species. Fire extinguisher abuse by snorting lends itself admirably to fitting that singularly remarkable physiognomy.
Chad is one of the many African non-multicultural hereditary marxist black dictatorships designated as a major recipient of British taxpayers earnings racially transferred as white ‘aid’ to blacks under the Labour party’s DFID department for international development which transfers Britains earnings to Africa's black marxist countries.
This news from la belle France means one less aid dependent for western donors to support and a secondary beneficial use for fire extinguishers has been brought to wider public attention.
As an optimist I sincerely anticipate that this new fashion for coon community abuse of fire extinguishers for recreational purposes may lead trendsetters in Africa’s un-diverse community to start snorting liquid CO2 extinguisher contents and compressed Halon in order to really act ‘cool’.
Latrino singer Jose Feliciano is to re-release an updated version his 1970’s smash music hit to celebrate this latest “example of blacks misusing a white invention” :
Itz to be called: “Come on baby, don’t, light my fire”.