What are you lil' bustaz always whining and complaining for?
Let the white women breath, they need some diversity. It's not like you could do your genetic job anyway.
Here, take a look: crackaz screwing big time again. Of course you'll have us darkies responsible for it.
Lil' bustaz!

Childless couple told to try sex

A German couple who went to a fertility clinic after eight years of marriage have found out why they are still childless - they weren't having sex.

The University Clinic of Lubek said they had never heard of a case like it after examining the couple who went to see them last month for fertility tests.

Doctors subjected them to a series of examinations and found they were both apparently fertile, and should have had no trouble conceiving.

A clinic spokesman said: "When we asked them how often they had had sex, they looked blank, and said: "What do you mean?".

"We are not talking retarded people here, but a couple who were brought up in a religious environment who were simply unaware, after eight years of marriage, of the physical requirements necessary to procreate."

The 30-year-old wife and her 36-year-old husband are now being given sex therapy lessons while the university clinic undertakes a study to try to find out if there are more couples with a similar lack of sex education.

What are you lil' bustaz always whining and complaining for?
Let the white women breath, they need some diversity. It's not like you could do your genetic job anyway.
Here, take a look: crackaz screwing big time again. Of course you'll have us darkies responsible for it.
Lil' bustaz!

Childless couple told to try sex

A German couple who went to a fertility clinic after eight years of marriage have found out why they are still childless - they weren't having sex.

The University Clinic of Lubek said they had never heard of a case like it after examining the couple who went to see them last month for fertility tests.

Doctors subjected them to a series of examinations and found they were both apparently fertile, and should have had no trouble conceiving.

A clinic spokesman said: "When we asked them how often they had had sex, they looked blank, and said: "What do you mean?".

"We are not talking retarded people here, but a couple who were brought up in a religious environment who were simply unaware, after eight years of marriage, of the physical requirements necessary to procreate."

The 30-year-old wife and her 36-year-old husband are now being given sex therapy lessons while the university clinic undertakes a study to try to find out if there are more couples with a similar lack of sex education.


Wow nigger, why dont you go steal another car coon? u used one instance of religious fanatics not knowin what sex was to show that all white men dont know how to please a woman in general? i think youre a troll. :D

I really doubt they are real Germans. Probably Turks who's only sexual experience thus far has been being sodomized and fondled by other muslim men.

I found this quote at http://newpaper.asia1.com.sg/top/story/0,4136,61998-1085068740,00.html: "'We're not talking about retards here, but a couple who were brought up in a strict religious environment who simply did not know how babies were created."

This leads me to believe they just thought Allah would handle it all.

I really doubt they are real Germans. Probably Turks who's only sexual experience thus far has been being sodomized and fondled by other muslim men.

I found this quote at http://newpaper.asia1.com.sg/top/story/0,4136,61998-1085068740,00.html: "'We're not talking about retards here, but a couple who were brought up in a strict religious environment who simply did not know how babies were created."

This leads me to believe they just thought Allah would handle it all.

Even in Victorian days this story would have been hard to believe. I don't believe it.

http://www.snopes.com/pregnant/nosex.asp

Origins: Sex is a subject which, because it has long been considered an inappropriate subject for public discourse in our society, is a particularly favorite topic of non-public discourse. We gossip about people who are having sex, we gossip about people who aren't having sex, and we gossip about people who are having too much sex. We titter about people who know too much about sex, and we chortle at people who know too little about sex.

The latter point is well-represented in urban folklore, which abounds with tales of sexually naive adults who don't understand what sex is, have sex the "wrong" way, or don't grasp the rudiments of birth control. Thus we have tales of childless couples who discover their infertility is due to either a complete lack of intercourse or to the husband's mistakenly penetrating his wife's urethra (because no one ever explained sex or proper sexual techniques to them), couples who use prophylactics by placing them on the ends of bananas or broomsticks (because that's how condom use was demonstrated to them), and women aghast at finding themselves pregnant even though they've been consuming contraceptive jelly.

(In Joseph Heller's novel Catch-22, Doc Daneeka reminisces to Yossarian about his days in private practice, and he talks about a couple who once came to him because they were unable to conceive a child. Despite the couple's claims of regular sex, the doctor discovered upon examination that the wife was still a virgin. He used plastic models to demonstrate to the couple how to have sex the "correct" way, and a few days later the husband returned and punched him in the face.)

In May 2004, yet another news article reported the classic "couple discovers they're childless because they're not having sex" tale, this one supposedly involving a German couple who reported to an IVF clinic at Lübeck University for infertility testing, where the staff determined the cause of the couple's childless state was their having "never made love" — they thought all they had to do in order to conceive was "to lie next to each other and let nature take its course." (Their ignorance of sex was attributed to their having been brought up in a "strict religious environment.")

As far as we can tell, this recent version of the story originated in the 18 May 2004 edition of the UK newspaper The Mirror and was picked up from there by other news sources, including UPI. The article looks to be either a spoof or a hoax — the type of story one would expect to find in a supermarket tabloid — not only because it repeats a common urban legend motif, but also because:
It has a lack of detail common to tabloid or spoof articles: The couple is identified only as a "husband" and a "wife" (with no quotes from either), and no name or title is provided for the article's single source of information, a university representative (he's merely an unnamed "spokesman").

The spokesman states that it was only after the couple "were subjected to a battery of tests and both were found to be perfectly fertile that we asked them how often they had sex." In-depth questions about frequency and nature of sexual activity are generally asked of couples well before any actual fertility testing is undertaken, in part for this very reason (i.e., nobody wants to run a battery of expensive tests only to find out that some external factor was responsible for the couple's failure to conceive — like maybe the couple is engaging in sex infrequently, and always at a time when the woman is probably not ovulating.)

The article includes some way over-the-top, buffoonish statements (ones not befitting a medical professional) based upon information supplied by the putative spokesman, such as: "We're not talking about retards here, but a couple who were brought up in a strict religious environment" and "The couple had read up about in-vitro fertilisation treatment but believed it was something to do with a 'turkey baster, a mattress and a woman standing on her head.'" (Would a couple so ignorant of the basics of sex and pregnancy really understand the concept of IVF?)

No one we contacted at Lübeck University (at least, no English-speaking personnel — my command of German is nicht so gut) had any knowledge of this story
The Mirror hasn't responded to our inquiries yet, but we'd be quite surprised if this report turned out to be anything but a fictional bit of humor.

Last updated: 18 May 2004

I'm quite sure the story is a work of fiction.


http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/allnews/page.cfm?objectid=14250417&method=full&siteid=50143

I'm seeing it but i'm still having trouble believing it!

Yeah. It's incredible.

It's almost beyond belief that a young couple could be so sheltered from the "sex sells" society, they thought just lying next to each other was all it took to make a baby.

Have you heard the one about the lady who went to Kentucky fried chicken and she looked down and noticed she was eating a fried rat?

Or how about the woman who left her baby with a hippie on acid baby sitter and the hippie put the baby in the microwave and cooked it?

This story comes out of the same bin as those ones. Slow day at the newsroom stories.

Yeah. It's incredible.

It's almost beyond belief that a young couple could be so sheltered from the "sex sells" society, they thought just lying next to each other was all it took to make a baby.

Please look at Hilareth's post.

It is a work of fiction. I seen that story a few years ago, slightly changed of course, and when I seen it recently, something clicked. It was found to be fake before, and is fake now. The problem however, is retarded editors in the media.
One newspaper will print it as a joke, or because they were incredibly stupid and believed some story written by some random guy was true.
Then several other newspapers pick up on the story trying to sound like they had the exclusive on it, and sound informed.

I've seen it twice at least, where somebody thought a story from theonion.com was real, and it made headlines in a real newspaper, and honestly, I think this is the same type of deal.

Shame, however, to the nigger who thinks we are bad at parenting, when all he does is knock up a few random women, and skips out on the child support payment.

The Mirror is practically a tabloid among the likes of The Sun or The Enquirer. Nice try nigger. You sure had us all worried about our sexual prowess. Just like a nigger, everything manly revolves around whipping it out and sticking it in. Such a boolie. Go back to Freaka. There's huts to live in and grubs to eat, just waiting for ya.

The Mirror is practically a tabloid among the likes of The Sun or The Enquirer. Nice try nigger. You sure had us all worried about our sexual prowess. Just like a nigger, everything manly revolves around whipping it out and sticking it in. Such a boolie. Go back to Freaka. There's huts to live in and grubs to eat, just waiting for ya.

Practically doesn't make it total! The info is 100% true. It's all around the web.
What are you scared of anyway? It's not like it was something new. We've all heard those 2 inch dicks sexual prowess stories, it's not like it was top-secret.
Geezzz.

Just admit it punk, shawtie ain't happy .

Practically doesn't make it total! The info is 100% true.
100% true, eh? Methinks you are 100% full of shit.

Did you all read about the nigger raping his own mother a few years back? That story sums up the whole nigger race.

100% true, eh? Methinks you are 100% full of shit.

And who are you? The anus filling board evaluator?
Wow, we really learn every day!!

And who are you? The anus filling board evaluator?
Wow, we really learn every day!!
Yes. That is precisely who I am. You're a fucking genius indeed. :D

NEGRO HANGS HIMSELF AFTER SEX WITH CHICKEN

LUSAKA (Reuters) - A 50-year-old Zambian man has hanged himself after his wife found him having sex with a hen, police say.

The woman caught him in the act when she rushed into their house to investigate a noise.

"He attempted to kill her but she managed to escape," a police spokesman said on Friday.

The man from the town of Chongwe, about 50 km (30 miles) east of Lusaka, killed himself after being admonished by other villagers.

The hen was slaughtered after the incident.

Source: http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/24by7panews/tm_objectid=14284928%26method=full%26siteid=50143%26headline=man%2dcommits%2dsuicide%2dafter%2dsex%2dwith%2dhen-name_page.html

Yes. That is precisely who I am. You're a fucking genius indeed. :D

Just as I thought. Hila-rectum is just another fag!
My first anti-day and I already get harassed by some poster from outer space. Talk about a day!
Stay off my dick!

Just as I thought. Hila-rectum is just another fag!
My first anti-day and I already get harassed by some poster from outer space. Talk about a day!
Stay off my dick!
Hila-rectum? Come on! Can't you do any better than that? That was pathetic!

Practically doesn't make it total! The info is 100% true. It's all around the web.


You are one gullible nigger. If I post on 40 boards that I have a 30" penis, does it make it true? It would be all around the web then... So it must be true... yeah... that's the ticket. So hah, I now have a 30" penis... cause, you know... the internet said so.

Here, have a dollar, and buy a better brain at the 99¢ store. Keep the change.

Hilareth: I wonder how shocked he'll be once he realises you are a woman...

Hilareth: I wonder how shocked he'll be once he realises you are a woman...
It'll probably make his head explode.

Pay no more attention to these racist devils, UN. They can't handle the truth.

You blow their arguments out of the water and they turn around and unleash a torrent of vicious slurs and violent verbal attacks against you. You just can't reason with these cats.

Hila-rectum? Come on! Can't you do any better than that? That was pathetic!

What, you prefer "Cigareth"?

You are one gullible nigger. If I post on 40 boards that I have a 30" penis, does it make it true? It would be all around the web then... So it must be true... yeah... that's the ticket. So hah, I now have a 30" penis... cause, you know... the internet said so.

Hey Shitly, when I was talking about the info being all over the web, I wasn't talking about message boards. I was talking about newspaper headlines. So if you cruise the net posting you have a 30'' long penis (wich length is quite common in the black race) on every MB, that sure won't make your "little john" grow.
Because nobody's gonna sue you if the info's not correct, and you don't have a reputation to defend (or do you?) like the newspaper has.
While if me and my "Fat Albert" make the news you can be sure, even if he ain't 30'' long, he's atleast 25. Cause if it ain't true, women all over the world are gonna send protest messages.

I don't even know why you're bothering to reply to this fuck-wit; he's been staking out this forum for hours now, waiting for someone to take the bait.

Just ignore him, and hopefully he'll spontaneously combust.

I don't even know why you're bothering to reply to this fuck-wit; he's been staking out this forum for hours now, waiting for someone to take the bait.

Just ignore him, and hopefully he'll spontaneously combust.

Weasel, or whatever your name is, just so you know, there's more chance to seeing a fish fly than having me actually combust...

That's a new one - a nigger who can read. Can't be - it's got to be a nigger jew.

"A spokesman for the clinic said: "We're not talking about retards here, but a couple who were brought up in a strict religious environment who simply did not know how babies were created'




ummm doe's anyone actually believe a spokesman would say " we're not talking retards here" The storys a joke any retard can tell ya that :D

If you don't know my name, despite seeing it right there in front of you, you really must be a fuck-wit.

As for your spontaneously combusting... well, I was kinda hoping some kind soul would be good enough to speed the process along in some way...

If that story is true, what does two white retards have to do with the whole white race porch monkey? do you see all those white people around you every day you retard, how do you think they got there? do you think the stork brought them.

The problem with you niggers is, that when God put you porch monkeys on this earth, he put your brain cells in your dick, and left a large cavity in your head where a brain was supposed to be.

That's why you can't use your brains, because you got none, all you niggers do is think with your dicks where your brain cells are and will fuck anything from a rabbit to a horse.

Now go and get yourself some watermellon and make sure you don't swallow the pits.

It'll probably make his head explode.

Ok, so Hilareth's a chick. Big news! :rolleyes:

It's funny.There's something like a fucking epidemic spreading online these days.
Every board you happen to stumble on, is somehow invaded by a bunch of uppity females (yes, incredible isn't it?).
From her previous posts, it even seems our hostess here has a few "dick shrinker" tendencies ("bi" chicks are such a pain in the ass!).

And to whom it may concern

From your avatar pic, I'll assume you're a goth chick.
I'll also assume you like playing vicious "dark angel" online.
Well I suggest you fly low "Icareth". Fucking with fire will have your wings burned.

And don't come back showing your fangs vamperella, I'm cold-blooded. It would be fatal.
To add to your misery and just so you know: where I live they call me..... Blade!

Don't tease the monkey HRW. By telling him to kiss your ass, you're only exciting him and god forbid, there may be children,old people and innocent chickens in his neighborhood. You wouldn't want that on your conscience would you?

Hellcat, do you do anal?
With that trucker's mouth, I wouldn't be surprised if you had a few "butt-pounding" tendencies!

It's funny.There's something like a fucking epidemic spreading online these days.
Every board you happen to stumble on, is somehow invaded by a bunch of uppity females (yes, incredible isn't it?). So says the one who also refers to him/her/itself as "Uppity." Cute.


From her previous posts, it even seems our hostess here has a few "dick shrinker" tendencies ("bi" chicks are such a pain in the ass!). What hostess are you referring to? This is your thread. Lay off the crack.


From your avatar pic, I'll assume you're a goth chick.
Yup, I'm goth. You're just so perceptive!

Well I suggest you fly low "Icareth". Fucking with fire will have your wings burned.

And don't come back showing your fangs vamperella, I'm cold-blooded. It would be fatal.
To add to your misery and just so you know: where I live they call me..... Blade!Oh no! I'm so scared now, I'm shaking!

WTF? :confused: Oh wait, you were trying to make a funny. I'm guessing you were alluding to something homosexual which might be a possibility if I were a man.

What an IQ! :rolleyes:
I have to admit, after posting I was wondering if you could ever figure it out.

You started this thread with the stereotypical "muh-dick" argument. Talk about a walking caricature.

Soul Calibur 2 is a great game.

"And don't come back showing your fangs vamperella, I'm cold-blooded. It would be fatal.
To add to your misery and just so you know: where I live they call me..... Blade!"


wow they call you blade? were I live they call me.... "the crazy mother fucker who shot that nigger a few years back".

Wow, Uppity Nigger has problems sorting out gender...

If he thinks all the women are men... then he must be trying to go after men that he thinks are women.

So, in turn, Uppity Nigger is saying... he likes men.

The theory works... So it must be true. Because it was on the internet. :p

Yeah, watch out guys. He may be using the word "Blade" to call his dick and mistake you guys as women.

You wouldn't be SuburbanNegro, would you?

You are one gullible nigger. If I post on 40 boards that I have a 30" penis, does it make it true? It would be all around the web then... So it must be true... yeah... that's the ticket. So hah, I now have a 30" penis... cause, you know... the internet said so.

Here, have a dollar, and buy a better brain at the 99¢ store. Keep the change.

Hilareth: I wonder how shocked he'll be once he realises you are a woman...

I'm curious. So basically what you are saying is that one cannot believe what is on the internet, yet you DO believe all the crap about Jews because you CHOOSE to believe it no matter who it is written by. Yeah, I get it. Hmmmm.

Selective belief, wouldn't you say?

I'm curious. So basically what you are saying is that one cannot believe what is on the internet, yet you DO believe all the crap about Jews because you CHOOSE to believe it no matter who it is written by. Yeah, I get it. Hmmmm.

Selective belief, wouldn't you say?

What someone divulges on a forum is different than the information distributed on an online news service that may report things about jews that the main stream media covers up. Like the mossad agents caught in Tennessee with toxic poison who were in a high speed chase with local police before running out of gas. The jewsmedia never covered this story and jews do control the media, I wonder why this seemingly relevent topic would be kept from the American public?

Selective reporting, wouldn't you say?

http://www.nationalvanguard.org/story.php?id=2913

I'm quite sure the story is a work of fiction.

Hellcat, are you the Hellcat from Whiteforums and New Nation News Reporters' Forums? Either way, it was very sad that both forums were destroyed by the ZigZogs...merely for telling the truth!!!

Practically doesn't make it total! The info is 100% true. It's all around the web.
What are you scared of anyway? It's not like it was something new. We've all heard those 2 inch dicks sexual prowess stories, it's not like it was top-secret.
Geezzz.

Just admit it punk, shawtie ain't happy .

YO DAWG! WHAZZ UP ON DA DOWN LOW? SHEEEET, IS PEEONESHA DOOGIN YOU BOUT COMIN HOME LATE FROM CHILLIN WIT DA HOMIES AT THE LAVENDER GERBIL? SHEEET DAWG DAT BE MESSED UP!
LOL

diablo

I lack the energy to read the whole thread, but my first guess would be that this "German" couple are Muslim immigrants.

Uppity Nigger, I will make a good slave of you yet! :p