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H.B.
August 21st, 2007, 07:15 PM
I wasn't sure where to put this so I figured this would fall under "White families."

Beware of this jew scam they use with toilet paper. I have seen it with Charmin and Cottenelle. They sell MUCH smaller rolls and advertise them as "giant" rolls. For generic brands, they sell rolls with 1,000 sheets. The two named companies sell rolls with 200-250 sheets a roll - 20-25% the size [!!!] and call these double rolls [!!!].

I don't know how the FTC lets them get away with it, but if you run the numbers, you're paying about 400% generic with the deceptive labeling misleading you into thinking you're getting a good deal. The rolls are actually 1/8 to 1/10 the size they claim to be! How can a roll with 200 on it be considered "the equivilant of two normal rolls" when normal generic rolls have 1,000 on them?

I know this isn't a major expense for some people, but when you wish to be frugal with your money, there's no sense throwing it away to :[] scam artists.

Fritz Kuhn
August 21st, 2007, 08:33 PM
Beware of this jew scam they use with toilet paper. I have seen it with Charmin and Cottenelle. They sell MUCH smaller rolls and advertise them as "giant" rolls. For generic brands, they sell rolls with 1,000 sheets. The two named companies sell rolls with 200-250 sheets a roll - 20-25% the size [!!!] and call these double rolls [!!!].

Charmin is owned by Proctor & Gamble. Cottonelle is owned by Kimberly Clark. Both companies were founded by Whites and have always been run by Whites. Whining about how to save money on toilet tissue is probalby a big topic on jewish chat sites.

H.B.
August 23rd, 2007, 05:36 PM
Whining about how to save money on toilet tissue is probalby a big topic on jewish chat sites.
So it's okay to pay 400% retail for something?

The reason why jews, on average, are good with money is that they pay attention to things - even small things - like this. Even if it's only saving a few bucks a month, wouldn't you rather have that money in your own pocket?

notmenomore
August 23rd, 2007, 09:41 PM
I'd rather have the shit on the paper and not under my fingernail.:)

odin
August 23rd, 2007, 10:22 PM
So it's okay to pay 400% retail for something?

The reason why jews, on average, are good with money is that they pay attention to things - even small things - like this. Even if it's only saving a few bucks a month, wouldn't you rather have that money in your own pocket?
Charmin and Cottonelle are 2 ply. You're generic ones are single ply and they're also a little on the uncomfortable side. Or, as the old navajo once said: "This am John Wayne toilet paper...it rough, it tough and it don't take shit off an indian.

High Speed Nazi
August 23rd, 2007, 10:49 PM
I have noticed many times that the large "economy" size of something costs the same OR MORE per ounce than the regular sized item. It used to be different, you saved a fair amount by buying the larger size. Always do the math.

Complaining about toilet paper is socially unacceptable but who cares?

I used to pay 99 cents for four standard size rolls of Northern, it was good quality and the rolls lasted for weeks. I don't think there is any toilet paper on the market like that any more, at any price. Now I buy the jumbo packages of Charmin, the rolls are flimsy little things and they are gone in no time. Sometimes I try generic or sale brands, but it is ALWAYS inferior, sometimes horribly so.

High Speed Nazi
August 23rd, 2007, 11:20 PM
http://fenwick.pvt.k12.il.us/general/currentnews03-04.php

Here's the high school web site of the CEO of Proctor and Gamble. Dominican. God, it almost looks like a time warp from the sixties. Clean, fresh faced kids. Wholesome and all American go getter kids. Some slight darkie and jew pollution.

Uncle Jewey
August 24th, 2007, 02:49 PM
I wasn't sure where to put this so I figured this would fall under "White families."

Beware of this jew scam they use with toilet paper. I have seen it with Charmin and Cottenelle. They sell MUCH smaller rolls and advertise them as "giant" rolls. For generic brands, they sell rolls with 1,000 sheets. The two named companies sell rolls with 200-250 sheets a roll - 20-25% the size [!!!] and call these double rolls [!!!].

I don't know how the FTC lets them get away with it, but if you run the numbers, you're paying about 400% generic with the deceptive labeling misleading you into thinking you're getting a good deal. The rolls are actually 1/8 to 1/10 the size they claim to be! How can a roll with 200 on it be considered "the equivilant of two normal rolls" when normal generic rolls have 1,000 on them?

I know this isn't a major expense for some people, but when you wish to be frugal with your money, there's no sense throwing it away to :[] scam artists.This is definitely not a major expense for J-ws, since most, particularly the Orthodox, have never used toilet paper. Just to confirm this, I asked both Rabbi Goldenschauer and Rabbi Kutcherkakoff if They use it. Neither one has ever heard of toilet paper, let alone what it's used for, so I have to suspect Their collective answer is 'no'.http://img182.imageshack.us/img182/8826/smileyvomitaf1.gifhttp://img299.imageshack.us/img299/686/smileychosenca2.gif

LUX
August 24th, 2007, 10:45 PM
Just steal a copy of the New York Times once a month from one of those Weimer coffee establishments.

Free ass wipes.

AngryWhiteGuy
August 25th, 2007, 07:45 PM
I just get whatever generic storebrand's 24 pack is on special. I think I'll be stocking up on this and other personal needs for the upcoming depression. There's no telling just how bad it will be, and it would certainly suck if you ran out of shit tickets at such a time. :eek:

OTPTT
August 26th, 2007, 07:32 AM
Scott toilet paper is one ply but it lasts forever. They used to sell it in single rolls but now I only see it a four roll pack. Still for the money the four roll pack of Scott toilet paper will last at least twice if not three times as long as any other four roll brand.

High Speed Nazi
August 26th, 2007, 09:18 AM
Kleenex used to be better than all the rest of the tissues, but now it is just as crummy. It used to emulate silk hankerchiefs of British gentlemen, now it's like something from the Soviet Union. The decline of American civilization can be traced in our hankies. And Ban Roll On has gone from being a very fine product to being of iffy quality in a hideous green container. Third World, that's where we are going.

Jess_Smith
August 26th, 2007, 09:55 AM
http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r110/WhiteBlackWidow/LooPaper.jpg

Jess_Smith
August 26th, 2007, 01:02 PM
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&VideoID=16510173

birdman77
August 26th, 2007, 09:28 PM
Mr. Whipple is a jew, squeezing charming, hoping for a few more pennies:rofl

SSanguine
August 28th, 2007, 09:46 PM
You pay the price for comfort and quality sometimes .... Although I'm sure there are plenty of worthy strong leafs with natural soothing moisturizing abilities, for those unfamiliar with plant life, poison ivy would is not so forgiving to the more gentle of areas. :rofl

tuisto
August 28th, 2007, 09:57 PM
http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r110/WhiteBlackWidow/LooPaper.jpg

http://www.youtube.com/user/therealmissamerica

how dare you attack a minority:D