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Caradoc
May 29th, 2004, 08:59 AM
Here is the news you have all been waiting for, boys!

My gayest inteligence sources have confirmed, that Andrew Robertson aka JJT killed his wife. It all happened when she came home from work and caught him in front of the mirrors on his bedroom wardrobe. He was dressed in her clothes, had a soiled pair of mens underpants on his head, a vibrator up his arse, and was masturbating frantically to his reflection.

So distressed was she by these actions, that she attempted to make a call on her cellphone. That was when our gay friend snapped. The fact that he beat her to death with his own handbag (purse) says it all.

JJT is a real mans man! A true gay icon, and my HERO!

C.

Todd in FL
May 29th, 2004, 10:28 AM
You are totally WRONG about JJT. He is getting married to Hilareth and that is why he murdered his wife he's been with so long. The old bugger does wear womens clothes and has a purse but Hilareth is the one w/ the vibrator up his ass.

This all started when his wife wanted to have sex 3 days ago and JJT said... "let's just give it a miss, shall we lovey?" She began to argue and he said... "No, let's just leave it." To which she frantically began throwing things across the room including his computer. JJT then told Hilareth and she planned the whole murder.

Authorities are now looking for the 400 pound Hilareth who frequents Krispy Kreme and Dunkin Doughnuts.

If you see her do NOT approach her unless you want to get banned... or sat on.

Chain
May 29th, 2004, 10:35 AM
Caradoc, what about Stewart's prison address?

I have yet to get access to the mod panel, but this is a dubious satire.

sluggo
May 29th, 2004, 10:43 AM
Caradoc, what about Stewart's prison address?

I have yet to get access to the mod panel, but this is a dubious satire.


Oh man he's been a mod for 24 hours and he's already talking about deleteing threads...although this doe's belong in the chutsbuh section.

Chain
May 29th, 2004, 10:46 AM
The title's not appropriate, unless true, in my opinion, sluggo. If someone were to skim the title without reading the thread, they might conceivably take it to be fact.

What about Stewart's prison address, Caradoc? Re your SF PM.

T.Garrett
May 29th, 2004, 10:57 AM
LOL Caradoc

Your sordid talltales of stormfront and NA personalities are always pretty funny, and in their twisted mocking way, truthful metaphors of the personalities described therein. I can’t honestly think of a group of people in the fuckin ‘movement’ who more deserve to be mocked than the NA and itz silly sycophants who, in my opinion, are going to be the biggest assets in ZOG’s domestic jackboot campaign to put us all behind bars after the next ‘terrorist’ incident on American soil. Rock on cousin!
Cheers

TG

Todd in FL
May 29th, 2004, 11:04 AM
The title's not appropriate, unless true, in my opinion, sluggo. If someone were to skim the title without reading the thread, they might conceivably take it to be fact.



It IS a fact. And all those stories about them getting married too did take place...

http://www.vnnforum.com/showthread.php?t=4461

That pic of Maudib and CAL are bonafide too. Now I know why they are such a clique... They're all FAGGOTS!!!!

It's the new Rohm affair all over but this time they are not a minority... it's half the fucking movement that's pitching and catching. LOL!!!

Georgie
May 29th, 2004, 11:57 PM
Hehehe Chain you might have to change some of your thinking as a Mod here. Gotta have a thick skin and be able to put up with alot of shit. Although, this does seem like a rather stupid "satire".

l0stsoul
May 30th, 2004, 01:56 AM
Hehehe Chain you might have to change some of your thinking as a Mod here. Gotta have a thick skin and be able to put up with alot of shit. Although, this does seem like a rather stupid "satire".

I didn't even notice Chain was a mod until you mentioned it. No wonder he was barred from the Duke conference. Nevertheless, why am I not a mod, bitch?

Subrosa
May 30th, 2004, 03:03 AM
I have to tell you, I think letting SFers MOD in here is a mistake. Georgie did just fine, and if there was a need for MODs then someone that's been here from the get go should have been picked.

Maybe Linder is trying to change the way this board works, or maybe Chain has a lot of money and bought his way in, like JJT and CAL. Either way, I think making him a MOD was a mistake.

JohnJizmTree
July 6th, 2004, 09:04 AM
The 'real' butt-ranger Caradoc has a real cuttin'edge talent - keep posting White bro!.